I Give Good Phone

[Winter Woman]

My husband has always said that I give good phone.

Today I made 3 very well placed calls. The last of which was to a Fortune 500 company and the president answered his own phone! We talked for about 30 minutes and now I have an appointment to see him and his team.

The two other calls were to 2 global manufacturers and they want to see my prototype too. I'm can't believe it, it was like all the stars and the moon aligned with earth and everything just fell into place.

Ahhhh, the benefits of giving good phone. Now the real work starts.

Just wanted to share my good fortune.

 

[mane2008]

Hope all goes well

 

[direwolf71]

Best of luck to you!

 

[funkyskunky]

yes yes all goes well

 

[rowlman]

I thought you were going to tell us about another kind of phone service you started...LOL..JK...Good Luck, keep us posted!

 

[asian420]

blah blah blah, where's the weed. and glad to see you having a good future. lol

 

[a mongo frog]

whats trying to be sold here? not that its my buisness.

 

[Winter Woman]

Thanks everyone. I think since I thought I was talking to the president's assistant and not the president made all the difference in the world. I didn't tell you that, did I.

It wasn't until the end of the conversation that I found out that I was speaking to him. And he was a nice guy too.

 

[Winter Woman]

I'm an inventor and I have made something that reduces vibration in hand tools. Boring, I know.

And about the weed. I'm sitting here in a nice glow and hubby just told me I ate 6, count 'em, 6 mini mj muffins. So in a little while I'll be toast.

 

[rowlman]

I'm an inventor and I have made something that reduces vibration in hand tools. Boring, I know.

And about the weed. I'm sitting here in a nice glow and hubby just told me I ate 6, count 'em, 6 mini mj muffins. So in a little while I'll be toast.

I used hand tools like that for years, like the caulk cutter for cutting caulk out of parking decks...those thing will tear you up!..not boring at all....good luck!....if your still awake after those 6 muffins!

 

[Dizzle Frost]

good job WW! sounds like you gots some talent!

 

[Winter Woman]

Thanks, it would be harder to make prototypes if I didn't live near Detroit. If you need it made you can do it here and they are screaming for orders.

Side benefit of this is I get to go to the Las Vegas tradeshow in October. I had a real expensive lesson in learning craps at the Rio once.

 

[CR500ROOST]

the title sounded kinky

 

[rowlman]

My wife request you don't lower the vibration in any hand toys...just tools.

 

[#?*]

I hope your invention fails, and that you and your family are forced to live in the slums of Detroit surrounded by dark skin people.
Have a shitty day.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I hope your invention fails, and that you and your family are forced to live in the slums of Detroit surrounded by dark skin people.
Have a shitty day.

What a dick head, go smoke a bowl of shut the fuck up.

 

[dirtyho1968]

I'm an inventor and I have made something that reduces vibration in hand tools. Boring, I know.

And about the weed. I'm sitting here in a nice glow and hubby just told me I ate 6, count 'em, 6 mini mj muffins. So in a little while I'll be toast.

I could have used one yesterday with my sawzall.

 

[Winter Woman]

Sorry to inform you, but I have already sold a couple of patents so that won't happen. But, I wouldn't mind living next to any that can afford to live in my neighborhood.

btw, you can kiss-ass

I hope your invention fails, and that you and your family are forced to live in the slums of Detroit surrounded by dark skin people.
Have a shitty day.

 

[420God]

Congrats, I hope it goes well for you!

 

[medicalmaryjane]

an inventor or an engineer? did you come up with an idea and create it or just have an idea? i have tons of ideas but no way to make them happen...