cranker
Legal Moderator, Esq.
Wrigley's gun. Still has sugar, but has added Nutrasweet. Why? WHY? I have ridiculously strong jaw muscles from teeth grinding and I always chew on somethin, but nutrasweet gives me a migraine. What's the point. There's only one chewing gum that still has sugar, it's some off brand that I forget that's called "classic."
Mr. Pibb. I drink Dr Pepper like water. 2 liters a day at least. But I did for a while buy Mr. Pibb when it was on sale. For some reason I'd always get stomach aches with it. They started putting lactic acid in it. What the hell? Milk products in a softdrink? Fuck them.
Pyrex. Used to Pyrex was known for the ability to withstand heat. Now they were bought out by a big name company, and they break like crazy with heat change. Fucking sell outs.
Major League Baseball. Some people think this isn't a product. I call them jaded. While most major sports are working with a salary cap MLB can't even allow instant replay for anything worthwhile. Plus all the steroid records need to be cleansed before I'll watch another game.
3D movies. While it's interesting the first 2-3 times, frankly in the end it kinda seems pointless. I hate that directors are trying to make scenes just for 3D that have nothing to do with the movie and in fact take away from it.
SyFy channel. I want my Stargate Atlantis movie. Fuckers
Children's Beauty pagents. Not a product per se, but really fucked up either way.
Febreze air cleaner. Anything other that nutra-air by lysol and ozium, esp ozium, that claim to "clean the air," are full of shit.
Attitude pick and mix. Fuckers always put the ones that don't germ in there. I could kick em in the nuts.
Dragon's Age 2. Self explanatory if you played it.
Mighty Dog canned food. Makes my dog throw up on my bed. Probably something about my dog but still it pissed me off.
Tony Hawk Video games. I have many great memories of getting stoned and playing tony hawk for hours. Now you have to use a thing you stand on and lean. Are they fucking serious?
Dexter. The last episode of season 4 pissed me off. It was gay. That chick was a really good addition to the whole transition of Dexter, and the baby in blood was really gay.
Advanced Nutrients. Really who needs 16 different types of nutes.
Seed Websites that don't list the breeders. Fuck you ya bag seed peddling douchenuts.
Tough Dog Toys. Things that are guarenteed to last that my 15 pound rat terrier/min pin kills in 3 minutes.
Probably some more but mostly that.
Mr. Pibb. I drink Dr Pepper like water. 2 liters a day at least. But I did for a while buy Mr. Pibb when it was on sale. For some reason I'd always get stomach aches with it. They started putting lactic acid in it. What the hell? Milk products in a softdrink? Fuck them.
Pyrex. Used to Pyrex was known for the ability to withstand heat. Now they were bought out by a big name company, and they break like crazy with heat change. Fucking sell outs.
Major League Baseball. Some people think this isn't a product. I call them jaded. While most major sports are working with a salary cap MLB can't even allow instant replay for anything worthwhile. Plus all the steroid records need to be cleansed before I'll watch another game.
3D movies. While it's interesting the first 2-3 times, frankly in the end it kinda seems pointless. I hate that directors are trying to make scenes just for 3D that have nothing to do with the movie and in fact take away from it.
SyFy channel. I want my Stargate Atlantis movie. Fuckers
Children's Beauty pagents. Not a product per se, but really fucked up either way.
Febreze air cleaner. Anything other that nutra-air by lysol and ozium, esp ozium, that claim to "clean the air," are full of shit.
Attitude pick and mix. Fuckers always put the ones that don't germ in there. I could kick em in the nuts.
Dragon's Age 2. Self explanatory if you played it.
Mighty Dog canned food. Makes my dog throw up on my bed. Probably something about my dog but still it pissed me off.
Tony Hawk Video games. I have many great memories of getting stoned and playing tony hawk for hours. Now you have to use a thing you stand on and lean. Are they fucking serious?
Dexter. The last episode of season 4 pissed me off. It was gay. That chick was a really good addition to the whole transition of Dexter, and the baby in blood was really gay.
Advanced Nutrients. Really who needs 16 different types of nutes.
Seed Websites that don't list the breeders. Fuck you ya bag seed peddling douchenuts.
Tough Dog Toys. Things that are guarenteed to last that my 15 pound rat terrier/min pin kills in 3 minutes.
Probably some more but mostly that.
