Hugh G Reckshun
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Joe Don Looney once said, "Hey Coach, if practice makes perfect but perfection is impossible why practice?"
Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind
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alek mager
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"its like the sunlight is, is dancing on my face man, like literally doin the fuckin flamingo on my cheeks..."
Kid- Did you just use your study guide as rolling paper?
Me- Um yeah, im out..
Kid- Wow how you gunna study
Me- I dont need to study, the answers will be inside me ^_^
Kid- Did you just use your study guide as rolling paper?
Me- Um yeah, im out..
Kid- Wow how you gunna study
Me- I dont need to study, the answers will be inside me ^_^
RawBudzski
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YOU WANT QUOTES. look up Baruch Spinoza
ArcadiaAbsent
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While watching curling during the winter olympics a year ago with a friend who is near sited, trying to examine the flags next to the team scores of England vs Germany on tv:
"Man, Germany is kicking Britain's ass! Or wait, is that the South?"
"Man, Germany is kicking Britain's ass! Or wait, is that the South?"
yoquierotacobell
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can't remember, i'll try again tomorrow.
boogieman26
Member
"I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground." YA BUDDY!!!!!
Don Stoner
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On a summers morning after a wake n bake i came to this conclusion:
I believe that, belief without evidence [Religion] is stupidity. but i have no evidence for this
I believe that, belief without evidence [Religion] is stupidity. but i have no evidence for this
newworldicon
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Walking up to the main stage at V festival in Cape Town in 2001 wired on acid staring at two brothers helping each other to walk in my direction....upon passing them I overheard the one say to the other....." There must be an explanation for all of this" looking bewildered!
smhsmichael
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I kinda like seeds in my bowl. It gives me an intense head rush
HarryCarey
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"Instead of marching down the street with M-1's and M-16's and all these rifles and stuff why not march down the street with a couple a guitars"-Jimi Hendrix Christmas on Earth concert 1967
"If you dont sing along I'm gonna put a curse on everybody here........ all of your babies will be born completely naked"-Hendrix 1967
Second one was just funny cause you dont expect that..and of course babies ARE born naked
"If you dont sing along I'm gonna put a curse on everybody here........ all of your babies will be born completely naked"-Hendrix 1967
Second one was just funny cause you dont expect that..and of course babies ARE born naked
NLNo5
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Doc: "Where we're going we don't need roads"
Green Inferno
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"I used to drink, I still drink, But I used to too".
I believe that was Steven Wright that said it.
I believe that was Steven Wright that said it.
benny blanco
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Say man, you got a joint? No not on me. You'd be a lot cooler if you did
I love high school, I get older and they stay the same age
I love high school, I get older and they stay the same age
benny blanco
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One thing bout music when it hits you feel no pain ~ bob marley
smokeymcnuggetz
Member
its actually... i used to do drugs, i still do but i used to too. and its mitch hedberg R.I.P