Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

tardis

tardis

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When man seeks too much power and gets it, he winds up with no ability to exercise it and thus no power at all.
 
Greather420

Greather420

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It wasn't so much the quote itself as the look on my incredibly stoned friend's face as she said it....she took one look at the freshly delivered pizza and said "I'm so happy I could SHIT!"

Which made me think...wow, a good shit really CAN make me happy! How do you spell relief?

lol!

:joint:
 
MsBotwin

MsBotwin

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Way back when, in H.S.
Me, to my Best Friend: I'm not stupid, I'm just stoned.
Airy Andi: oh, okay. I'm not stoned, I'm just stupid.

This didn't blow my mind, but it did have me laughing so hard! I still chuckle when it crossesy mind, because she was totally serious!
 
RavenMochi

RavenMochi

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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects - Robert H. Heinlein, from the notebook of Lazarus Long
 
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