Prove to you There's a God?

[Marlboro47]

Want to prove Gods not real? Show me evidence that proves that during that time romans never killed anyone on a cross named Jesus who clamined to be God and who spoke "blasphemy(Saying your god and not being God is blasphemy)."

Want me to prove God is real? The bible.

Thats 863 more pages then you have.

 

[Marlboro47]

Im getting dumber talking to you. I love you, but I gotta stop. Peace out.

 

[Marlboro47]

Thats like saying a true story if fake, when at the time it was published everyone knew it was real.
But the next generation started to say that it was fake, and so on...
The smart ones that look through and examine the evidence are the ones that keep the religion spreading.

There you go, I fixed what you quoted and requoted it with a better analagy.
All you have on me is a shitty analagy, while I am getting over my hangover its not a big deal...

 

[Beefbisquit]

Want to prove Gods not real? Show me evidence that proves that during that time romans never killed anyone on a cross named Jesus who clamined to be God and who spoke "blasphemy(Saying your god and not being God is blasphemy)."

Want me to prove God is real? The bible.

Thats 863 more pages then you have.

I'm not denying historical Jesus. I'm denying that historical Jesus was actually the son of god and could perform miracles because an old book full of fables doesn't prove jack shit. Just because it's written doesn't make it so! Surely we can agree on that, seeing as how you vehemently deny the Qu'ran, The writtings of Buddha, Taoism, Scientology and they all have books as well.

How can you possibly prove that god exists from a single book? Did it never occur to you that maybe it's just a book, and that men created it to have control over people? I mean come on, how much truth do you pull from other books that are 2000-5000 years old? People thought that the Sun was a person for christ sake.... and that the world was flat and you could literally fall off the side....

 

[Marlboro47]

Thats why every religion is fake, because its all BS!

Thats why I don't like talking to anti-christs in the first palce, what made me change religion was because you guys act so stupid to deceive me and to skimp my sack and pretend your my friend so ill buy you an other beer.

 

[Beefbisquit]

Want to prove Gods not real? Show me evidence that proves that during that time romans never killed anyone on a cross named Jesus who clamined to be God and who spoke "blasphemy(Saying your god and not being God is blasphemy)."

Want me to prove God is real? The bible.

Thats 863 more pages then you have.

There you go again with that circular argument.


"God is real because the bible says so. And the bible is real because god says so."

I'm a Philosophy Major dude, I've done many classes on logic, critical thinking, religious studies, etc.

 

[Marlboro47]

Smoke weed all day, drink beer all night, I fucking get so high i cant stand you guys. Your like a come down to me because you can't even use logic when your telling me you dont believe in him because of logic!

Fuck that shit, you need more then a spell check.

 

[Marlboro47]

"God is real because the bible says so. And the bible is real because god says so."

Thats not what I said to being with, after you said that the first time I explain it to you. Ill even explain it to you again.

God is real because the bible proves he exists.
The bible proves he exists because no one can prove that the bible is a lie.

I told you I was getting stupier talking to you.

 

[Beefbisquit]

Smoke weed all day, drink beer all night, I fucking get so high i cant stand you guys. Your like a come down to me because you can't even use logic when your telling me you dont believe in him because of logic!

Fuck that shit, you need more then a spell check.

I don't think you even know what logic is, I'm somewhat surprised you can spell it actually.

 

[Beefbisquit]

Smoke weed all day, drink beer all night, I fucking get so high i cant stand you guys. Your like a come down to me because you can't even use logic when your telling me you dont believe in him because of logic!

Fuck that shit, you need more then a spell check.

Smoke weed all day, drink beer all night, I fucking get so high I can't stand you guys. You're like a come down to me because you can't even use logic when you're telling me you don't believe in him because of logic!

Fuck that shit, you need more than a spell check.



There, that's better.

 

[Marlboro47]

Smoke weed all day, drink beer all night, I fucking get so high I can't stand you guys. You're like a come down to me because you can't even use logic when you're telling me you don't believe in him because of logic!

Fuck that shit, you need more than a spell check.



There, that's better.

That makes more sense then anything you have said.

 

[Marlboro47]

IMHO, you couldn't even spell check 6paragraphs worth of text without more then one mistake.

I wonder what I would look like if I turned "douche bag grammer police" mode on.

 

[Marlboro47]

I'm a Philosophy Major dude

What evidence do you have? I doubt you have a major in anything. Everytime I meet an antichrist if they think they're stupider then me they start lying about not dropping out of HS and saying they went to college.

I don't believe any of you and you all get a clean slate when I meet you.

 

[Beefbisquit]

Want some logic? Here;

Occam's Razor states the simplest explanation is usually the correct one.

Situation A) Jesus was a normal man, with some really good (and really bad) philosophies. People didn't know how to explain much, as far as science is concerned, back around the year 0, so they made up stories. Just like they did with literally EVERY OTHER RELIGION THAT HAS EVER EXISTED.

Situation B) Jesus was a cosmic zombie wizard that did all kinds of crazy feats that have never been repeated, or even been shown as conceivable by modern science. He literally came back to life and floated away to heaven (the sky?). Decades/centuries after his death people wrote about his OBVIOUSLY true, impossible feats and Christianity flourished because it's just so undeniably real.

 

[Marlboro47]

Want some logic? Here;

Occam's Razor states the simplest explanation is usually the correct one.

Situation A) Jesus was a normal man, with some really good (and really bad) philosophies. People didn't know how to explain much, as far as science is concerned, back around the year 0, so they made up stories. Just like they did with literally EVERY OTHER RELIGION THAT HAS EVER EXISTED.

Situation B) Jesus was a cosmic zombie wizard that did all kinds of crazy feats that have never been repeated, or even been shown as conceivable by modern science. He literally came back to life and floated away to heaven (the sky?). Decades/centuries after his death people wrote about his OBVIOUSLY true, impossible feats and Christianity flourished because it's just so true.

Jesus was perfect, that is not a normal man.
What are his really bad philosophies??
Wheres your logic if you don't know any bad philosophies? You would believe some bullshit that is obivously ment to deveive you?

 

[Beefbisquit]

Luckily, your blessing and belief that I attend University isn't a required part of my curriculum, and has no bearing on me receiving my degree.

PHEW!

 

[Marlboro47]

Luckily, your blessing and belief that I attend University isn't a required part of my curriculum, and has no bearing on me receiving my degree.

My belief is that you don't attend a university.
Turn deception mode off when your not speaking about Jesus.

PHEW!

Was it really that hard to write a lie with some words that throw me off the subject?

 

[Marlboro47]

Im the kind person that would accidently put your lighter in my pocket when I smoke weed with you. And I would return it to you the next day or buy you a new one the next time I see you.

Im sure your the type of person plots to steal my lighter just so I don't notice anything else you stole from me.

 

[mouthmeetsoap]

List of things that are less productive then arguing about religion;

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[Beefbisquit]

I will defend your right to believe anything you want.

Whether or not you believe my credentials or not is irrelevant, you still haven't provided a shred of evidence other than a 2000 year old book of fairy tales.


The burden of proof is on you, not me, to prove the positive claim that god exists. I am not claiming to know 100% that god doesn't exist, but the evidence I've seen so far is totally unconvincing.

How do you know Jesus was perfect? And I swear to god, (LOL) if you say "because it says so in the bible", I'm just going to chalk this up to irrationality.



“Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people.”