the problem with settling down with a woman is, your woman settles too... stops doing 80% of the things they did in the first year of the relationship
meaning only showering twice a week...
always *forgetting* to shave ... or it's *too much work* and they didn't have time this morning...
always pushing things back two weeks, never tonight.. then two weeks later, push it back another 2 weeks and forget about it..........
old unattractive, or stained clothes, or work clothes become OK for nights out (whos she trying to impress? not me
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Then when she goes OUT without you, with her friends... she showers, shaves, dresses nice.. and leaves you at home
can I get an amen fellas?