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1st lap dance....please tell
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Dizzle Frost
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the girls at the biker bars never tease like this lol
Dizzle Frost
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i love your "cup is half full" aproach brother!
xKuroiTaimax
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This girl who I'm close friends with is dating this guy she knows I love, and SHE suggests I do a little sexy dance in my 18 inch black satin corset. I think I really needed the weed for bravery, getting low and all that. A little growl and nibble at the throat, a little booty shaking while I shrugged my bolero jacket off. WTF was I thinking?!
As I type this I'm thinking, 'WTf was I thinking?!' (!)
As I type this I'm thinking, 'WTf was I thinking?!' (!)
rowlman
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I like the way you think!
Dizzle Frost
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jeezuz H .... short story but hot...i like how you roll! wanna be buddies? lol
Dizzle Frost
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lmao same response!
rowlman
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You couldn't just make her put them back on?...lol...I can only imagine what other smells would of come out if you went through with it!my first time....was a bed dance, the bitch took her knee high leather boots off and all of a sudden the room smelled of the nastiest girl foot sweat stank ever.
I swear she was hot as shit.....I did get my cash back and she felt bad
DSB65
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i would of had her put her boots back on then fucked hermy first time....was a bed dance, the bitch took her knee high leather boots off and all of a sudden the room smelled of the nastiest girl foot sweat stank ever.
I swear she was hot as shit.....i did get my cash back and she felt bad
Dizzle Frost
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lmfao you get better traction that way anyways
nasty foot smell is bad...it jus sorta kills the mood
DSB65
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you put it this way..id got my money back to..
rowlman
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Thats what I said...then i started thinking about OTHER SMELLS she might have if her feet were that bad!...lol
lambofgod
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I drove through a place called gulf port Illinois once, right on the other side of Burlington IA.
The town consisted of a check cashing/liquor store, a bar and 3 strip clubs. Oh you know how it is at 21....male...horny as fuck, so you know I stopped.
Seems people's view of what a stripper should be varies from area to area. Cause when I walked in, all I found where 40-something year olds, 220 lbs, gut bouncing all over the place....Here I am mesmerized by the massive stretched out C-section scar dancing in my face as I look to my left.
Toothless.
Crackhead.
Vile.
and it was $3.25 for a CAN of budlight....WTF, I'm out.
Morel of the story....don't stop in gulfport Illinois for a fun titty time cause you ain't gonna find it.
The town consisted of a check cashing/liquor store, a bar and 3 strip clubs. Oh you know how it is at 21....male...horny as fuck, so you know I stopped.
Seems people's view of what a stripper should be varies from area to area. Cause when I walked in, all I found where 40-something year olds, 220 lbs, gut bouncing all over the place....Here I am mesmerized by the massive stretched out C-section scar dancing in my face as I look to my left.
Toothless.
Crackhead.
Vile.
and it was $3.25 for a CAN of budlight....WTF, I'm out.
Morel of the story....don't stop in gulfport Illinois for a fun titty time cause you ain't gonna find it.
Dizzle Frost
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was it one of those russian girls that cant speak english? i hate all these fuckin import peelers now adays...smelly ass bitches...gotta bring an interpater with you to talk dirty for christs sakes LOL
rowlman
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yea, some places are alittle less classy than others...but even toothless crackwhores need love'n sometimesI drove through a place called gulf port Illinois once, right on the other side of Burlington IA.
The town consisted of a check cashing/liquor store, a bar and 3 strip clubs. Oh you know how it is at 21....male...horny as fuck, so you know I stopped.
Seems people's view of what a stripper should be varies from area to area. Cause when I walked in, all I found where 40-something year olds, 220 lbs, gut bouncing all over the place....Here I am mesmerized by the massive stretched out C-section scar dancing in my face as I look to my left.
Toothless.
Crackhead.
Vile.
and it was $3.25 for a CAN of budlight....WTF, I'm out.
Morel of the story....don't stop in gulfport Illinois for a fun titty time cause you ain't gonna find it.
Dizzle Frost
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thats fuckin nasty shit lolI drove through a place called gulf port Illinois once, right on the other side of Burlington IA.
The town consisted of a check cashing/liquor store, a bar and 3 strip clubs. Oh you know how it is at 21....male...horny as fuck, so you know I stopped.
Seems people's view of what a stripper should be varies from area to area. Cause when I walked in, all I found where 40-something year olds, 220 lbs, gut bouncing all over the place....Here I am mesmerized by the massive stretched out C-section scar dancing in my face as I look to my left.
Toothless.
Crackhead.
Vile.
and it was $3.25 for a CAN of budlight....WTF, I'm out.
Morel of the story....don't stop in gulfport Illinois for a fun titty time cause you ain't gonna find it.
it reminds me of this titty bar i saw a sign for riding down the highway..i wanna say it was in Ohio..but anyways..the sign said "we have 27 sexy fine women, and 3 fat ones" ...mad eme piss myself a lil bit...i never stopped in there lol