1st lap dance....please tell

[lambofgod]

Thats what I said...then i started thinking about OTHER SMELLS she might have if her feet were that bad!...lol

ya that instantly ran through my head cause I'm super weird about being clean. I just can't take raunchy ass smells. Certainly when I'm trying to get my dick hard and then try to proposition her to come home with me. Dumb slut...she coulda made some real $$

 

[Dizzle Frost]

ya that instantly ran through my head cause I'm super weird about being clean. I just can't take raunchy ass smells. Certainly when I'm trying to get my dick hard and then try to proposition her to come home with me. Dumb slut...she coulda made some real $$

a 5 min shower coulda fixed everything....dirty ass bitch

 

[lambofgod]

thats fuckin nasty shit lol

it reminds me of this titty bar i saw a sign for riding down the highway..i wanna say it was in Ohio..but anyways..the sign said "we have 27 sexy fine women, and 3 fat ones" ...mad eme piss myself a lil bit...i never stopped in there lol

Ever been through Tennessee? lol or Florida.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Ever been through Tennessee? lol or Florida.

never been to Fla but i rolled thru Tenn but never stopped anywere but a Starvin Marvins lol

 

[lambofgod]

never been to Fla but i rolled thru Tenn but never stopped anywere but a Starvin Marvins lol

billboards all over for strippers. at least used to be, on 75 anyways.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

billboards all over for strippers. at least used to be, on 75 anyways.

Its funny how some of the states jus plaster em down every interstate....some of the signs are great

 

[DSB65]

I was getting a dance by the pool tables and this drunk trys to smash me with a cue stick...fucker misses me and smacks the girl right in the mouth.....still remember her laying on the floor spitting up blood and teeth..the bouncers fucked that guy up...turns out it was the x boyfriend.....

 

[Dizzle Frost]

i was getting a dance by the pool tables and this drunk trys to smash me with a cue stick...fucker misses me and smacks the girl right in the mouth.....still remember her laying on the floor spitting up blood and teeth..the bouncers fucked that guy up...turns out it was the x boyfriend.....

roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lambofgod]

nothing like stripper and blow.

man...sure is nothing like stripper and blow. I miss being 21.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

nothing like stripper and blow.

man...sure is nothing like stripper and blow. I miss being 21.

no doubt there....those were the days! takin peelers home, doing rails off tits, ass, bellys lol then again blow was cheaper and strippers coul still speak english