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potpimp

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GW, my penguins just had a new litter and I'm selling them for $20 ea if you know anybody that wants some babies. They make the best alligator bait in Alaska.
 

gfreeman

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GW, my penguins just had a new litter and I'm selling them for $20 ea if you know anybody that wants some babies. They make the best alligator bait in Alaska.
idk if you know this but they GIVE kittens away free on craigslist, INFACT i just one a week ago, we named her coco and shes 4wks old. <coco will not be visiting the gators. lol
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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idk if you know this but they GIVE kittens away free on craigslist, INFACT i just one a week ago, we named her coco and shes 4wks old. <coco will not be visiting the gators. lol
A good friend of mine in the interior went into the Fairbanks SPCA looking for a cat - the conversation went something like this.
Friend: I'd like a cat.
SPCA: What kind of cat?
Friend: I don't know, a big one.
SPCA: Do you have a mouse problem?
Friend: No, I'm a trapper & I want one for bait.
SPCA: You need to leave right now sir.
Friend: Ok, but can I have one of the dead ones.
SPCA: Leave Now !

In his defense, all the feral cats & in fact many of the strays are put down as they are not dependent on humans any longer & simply do not make good pets.
But they make damn good Fox, Lynx & wolf bait (when prepared properly).
 

gfreeman

Well-Known Member
A good friend of mine in the interior went into the Fairbanks SPCA looking for a cat - the conversation went something like this.
Friend: I'd like a cat.
SPCA: What kind of cat?
Friend: I don't know, a big one.
SPCA: Do you have a mouse problem?
Friend: No, I'm a trapper & I want one for bait.
SPCA: You need to leave right now sir.
Friend: Ok, but can I have one of the dead ones.
SPCA: Leave Now !

In his defense, all the feral cats & in fact many of the strays are put down as they are not dependent on humans any longer & simply do not make good pets.
But they make damn good Fox, Lynx & wolf bait (when prepared properly).
i lold at that and awoken a child. damn you and your comical story!
 

potpimp

Sector 5 Moderator
She really can see Russia from there! :) Actually, she never said that; it was a comedian that said it and it got attributed to her and went viral. You would not believe the skeeters here! They are so thick and vicious that they can stampede a herd of half a million caribou.
 
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