Finshaggy
Well-Known Member
Refrigerators kill more people than lions every year.
That's ture, but here's an Old joke...
There's this guy. And he's supposed to be at work, but he thinks his wife is cheating on him. So he goes back to his apartment. He gets there runs up the flights of stairs to get to his floor and charges inside when he gets there. He's screamin at her and runnin through the house looking through bathrooms, behind curtains and everything. Then he hears a sound, and looks at the open balcony door. He sees two sets of fingers holding onto the railing from the other side. So he gets excited.
He grabs a hammer, and goes over to the balcony. Then, SMASHES the guys fingers and sends him flying down into the bushes below. The man looks down over the balcony, and see's that the man in the bushes is extremely injured, but he hasn't died yet. So he goes to the kitchen, unplugs the refrigerator and pushes it over to the balcony. He begins to struggle and have a heart attack, and with his last few breaths he pushes the refrigerator into the bushes below crushing the man, and breaking the refrigerator into a million pieces.
So in heaven St. Peter has a line of people.
He asks the first man in line, "How did you die, and do you believe you should be allowed into heaven?"
He replies, "My wife was cheating on me, so I found the guy, smashed his fingers. Then pushed a refrigerator on him, and died of a heart attack."
Saint Peter saw the honor in defending his marriage, and let him in.
So, Saint Peter says to the second man, "How did you die, and do you believe you should be allowed into heaven."
The man replies, "So I was doing cartwheels in my apartment. I accidentally went to far, and FLEW over the railing of my balcony. But luckily I grabbed the rail of the balcony below me. But then some crazy guy came up with a hammer, and started smashing my hands. I had to let go, and fell into some bushes, and thankfully I survived. But then this crazy guy pushed a refrigerator over the railing on top of me."
Saint Peter is just like "Well, I'm sorry about all that. Come right in."
Then, Saint Peter turns to the next man in line. And the man says, "So I was hiding in this refrigerator..."
That's ture, but here's an Old joke...
There's this guy. And he's supposed to be at work, but he thinks his wife is cheating on him. So he goes back to his apartment. He gets there runs up the flights of stairs to get to his floor and charges inside when he gets there. He's screamin at her and runnin through the house looking through bathrooms, behind curtains and everything. Then he hears a sound, and looks at the open balcony door. He sees two sets of fingers holding onto the railing from the other side. So he gets excited.
He grabs a hammer, and goes over to the balcony. Then, SMASHES the guys fingers and sends him flying down into the bushes below. The man looks down over the balcony, and see's that the man in the bushes is extremely injured, but he hasn't died yet. So he goes to the kitchen, unplugs the refrigerator and pushes it over to the balcony. He begins to struggle and have a heart attack, and with his last few breaths he pushes the refrigerator into the bushes below crushing the man, and breaking the refrigerator into a million pieces.
So in heaven St. Peter has a line of people.
He asks the first man in line, "How did you die, and do you believe you should be allowed into heaven?"
He replies, "My wife was cheating on me, so I found the guy, smashed his fingers. Then pushed a refrigerator on him, and died of a heart attack."
Saint Peter saw the honor in defending his marriage, and let him in.
So, Saint Peter says to the second man, "How did you die, and do you believe you should be allowed into heaven."
The man replies, "So I was doing cartwheels in my apartment. I accidentally went to far, and FLEW over the railing of my balcony. But luckily I grabbed the rail of the balcony below me. But then some crazy guy came up with a hammer, and started smashing my hands. I had to let go, and fell into some bushes, and thankfully I survived. But then this crazy guy pushed a refrigerator over the railing on top of me."
Saint Peter is just like "Well, I'm sorry about all that. Come right in."
Then, Saint Peter turns to the next man in line. And the man says, "So I was hiding in this refrigerator..."
