The What? Thread

[^NoR*CaL@420]

was thinkin of a topic, but uhm idk spicy food if you wana start with that. jack this shit if you want. most jacked threads get some funny people

 

[Metasynth]

Laser Tokes!

Whats good, homie? Spent the day trimming, got rain coming Wednesday, 3 weeks left on the indoor plants, and I'll be harvesting the outdoor plants for the next month...Need that laser power, brother!

 

[^NoR*CaL@420]

Ha hella funny foo! wer wer you? i was blazin that 1W all over newport sat night. over by shaarkys er whatever. we hit those 4 bars near da beach i got drunk den strted using it as a light saber hahahaha hella ppl wanted me to burn shit all night ha

 

[lxyzeroomer]

i prefer freeza-tokes!

 

[^NoR*CaL@420]

i prefer freeza-tokes!

whats that?

 

[Hepheastus420]

Wait. What?

 

[Hepheastus420]

Ooh I wanna go to laser tag while stoned again, lol.

 

[anymouse]

Freezer... toke in ... how did you get inside your freezer?

 

[lxyzeroomer]

freezer tokes first you stick a glass (relatively thick if you can) in the freezer until its sides are nice and icy. You then take a joint/blunt/hotknife and shotgun it into the glass, and the smoke sort of condenses at the bottom. You then tilt the glass back, holding the rim just before your lips, and inhale slowly as you tilt it. Gives you this icy cold, smooth thick hit and it gets you fucking blazed.

 

[Finshaggy]

Ooh I wanna go to laser tag while stoned again, lol.

Lazer Tag Trippin in black lights covered in Highlighter.

 

[Finshaggy]

Freezer... toke in ... how did you get inside your freezer?

Refrigerators kill more people than lions every year.

BEWARE!!!

 

[^NoR*CaL@420]

thought that was soda machines... what a way to die though.

"yea my soda got jammed so i rocked a 500lbs machine an it fell on me" HAHAHAHAHA dummy

 

[cannabineer]

Refrigerators kill more people than lions every year.

BEWARE!!!

I dunno ... I'm not keen to try taking a Lion Hit. The closely-related Tiger Toke did a number on Roy. cn

 

[ShadyStoner]

I just took a hectic shit

 

[Finshaggy]

I knew a guy in a rehab type place.
He was taking a shit, and started screaming. People went to see what was going on. He had shit the biggest turd ever, and there was blood in the toilet. He had split his ass and needed stiches and had to get taken to get them.

 

[ganjames]

I just took a hectic shit

seriously? i just had a huge dump followed by the nastiest squirts, damn thai food.

 

[kmksrh21]

I was gonna.......

and then I forgot...

 

[LifesWorthLivin88]

freezer tokes first you stick a glass (relatively thick if you can) in the freezer until its sides are nice and icy. You then take a joint/blunt/hotknife and shotgun it into the glass, and the smoke sort of condenses at the bottom. You then tilt the glass back, holding the rim just before your lips, and inhale slowly as you tilt it. Gives you this icy cold, smooth thick hit and it gets you fucking blazed.

well that just sounds wonderful

 

[Finshaggy]

well that just sounds wonderful

Yeah, I've heard people describe it as "Drinking Weed Smoke"
I want to try that shit though.

 

[ohmy]

hey I have a white van out side my house....What should I do ?