The Real Doll. Would you hit it?

dam612

dam612

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a while ago someone on here was thinking about picking up a used one from craigs list, i wish i could find the thread
 
Airwave

Airwave

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I don't think I could do it. I mean, using your hand or something like a fleshlight is one thing (you're only using your arm), but to actually fuck an inanimate object? I'd feel way too ridiculous.

However, I do remember seeing or reading something about having them custom made, which begs a question: What would yours look like? Would it be like a hot celebrity? Somebody like Angelina Jolie?

If I had one that looked like Angelina Jolie, It's probably gonna get fucked every which way, inanimate object or no.
 
sso

sso

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dunno, those dolls at wickedrealdolls are pretty realistic , the ass particularily.

pussy bit off though.

suppose if ya got bit drunk and halfclosed your eyes and took it doggy style, it would be allright with a bunch of lube, interesting change from the palms if you are lonely and horny (and dont want to go to prostitutes or pick up something at the bar)

7k is a bit much for fucking a giant barbie doll though the tits and body look pretty nice. (in pics, pretty damn sure it wont look near as good when sitting in your bedroom)
(still, cold silicone (even heated up)) ah, maybe if i had excessive cash and was bored ;)
 
HankDank

HankDank

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Airwave said:
I don't think I could do it. I mean, using your hand or something like a fleshlight is one thing (you're only using your arm), but to actually fuck an inanimate object? I'd feel way too ridiculous.

However, I do remember seeing or reading something about having them custom made, which begs a question: What would yours look like? Would it be like a hot celebrity? Somebody like Angelina Jolie?

If I had one that looked like Angelina Jolie, It's probably gonna get fucked every which way, inanimate object or no.
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Would look like Punky Brewster!

This version, not the lil kid one lol
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cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Best "real doll" story I half-don't-remember is the fellow who bought one so he could drive his Porsche in the diamond lane. cn
 
BillyBobJoe

BillyBobJoe

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Airwave said:
I don't think I could do it. I mean, using your hand or something like a fleshlight is one thing (you're only using your arm), but to actually fuck an inanimate object? I'd feel way too ridiculous.

However, I do remember seeing or reading something about having them custom made, which begs a question: What would yours look like? Would it be like a hot celebrity? Somebody like Angelina Jolie?

If I had one that looked like Angelina Jolie, It's probably gonna get fucked every which way, inanimate object or no.
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You ever been sleeping on the couch and rolled over with a hard on and had your dick slip between the cushions? Yup, you fucked an inanimate object.
 
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fdd2blk

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dirtyho1968 said:
Ok, so anyone see that special on Real Dolls or hear that on Howard Stern a couple of years back? Would you hit that shit if your chick was gone or you were single? I have no shame, I would. Chicks have all kinds of good toys. Though they are a bit creepy, I'd hit a real doll just to see how it felt. Gimme an 8 ball of blow and I'd prob fuck that thing all night long, lol.
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i was going to show my wife the picture of this DOLL. but it's gone.

:?
 
Airwave

Airwave

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Besides, imagine owning a Real Doll and getting raided for your grow op. The police would have a field day. You'd never live it down.

"Hey, aren't you that guy we busted for a grow a few years ago and we found a sex doll under your bed?"
 
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Crystalized

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I read a couple of pages there are some funny comments on here. I had a funny thought to , buy a doll for 7-8 thousand , and keep it in the box until they quit making that model and re-sell it for more.
 
Howard Stern

Howard Stern

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The other thing is cleaning her box out! It's fun fucking the thing but then you have to go through that long imbarassing process of cleaning up the mess! At that point you really feel like a disgusting looser! LOL I prefer just shooting a load down the shower drain or on some paper towles! Or just bust one off in a girl and let her figure out what to do with it! LOL
 
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bengrowin

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To clean it out im sure you could just run the garden hose thru her for a few minutes, and you could also get people on facebook jealous with the pics of your "new girl". lol
 
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