Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[tyler.durden]

Not here - check "new posts"
... The Not Nude Nudity Thread?
Great god, what was THAT?
cn

I must check this out!
I really like nudity
My clothing stays on...

 

[Metasynth]

It's over now, give up
Smoke rules everything we do
Without it, we fail

 

[tyler.durden]

Zero strength, fading
Rely on my saviour
Sing, my bong...bubble

Hell, yes, my brother!
Your haiku skill is solid
Don't fade away yet...

 

[cannabineer]

Wake up lone, stretch, scratch
Laundry pile, nose convene
This shirt barely yes.

 

[Metasynth]

Hell, yes, my brother!
Your haiku skill is solid
Don't fade away yet...

One time, at band camp...
Stuck a flute in my pussy
It screamed out "MEOW!"

 

[tyler.durden]

Haiku in itself
it was good to begin with
but rules have been broken

Only by you, Botch
Your third line is not correct
Count to 5, my friend

 

[Metasynth]

Wake up lone, stretch, scratch
Laundry pile, nose convene
This shirt barely yes.

My nose sings to me
"Dear God, what's that awful smell!?"
It was just my nuts...

 

[Metasynth]

Once more friend
Can we turn it up?
Sing three times...

Haiku, make your mark
Smoke, then creativity
This is how we roll

Three five three
Then five seven five
Whose counting?

 

[tyler.durden]

Zero strength, fading
Rely on my saviour
Sing, my bong...bubble

inaccurate posts
12 may be hard to attain
Stoned minds cannot count

 

[cannabineer]

Blurry carousel
of this familiar staircase
Damn drugs; missed a step.

 

[tyler.durden]

you my friend are good
i cant keep up with you guys
without simple words

Your skill will grow, son
I can now see potential
Let's keep on the path...

 

[cannabineer]

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to john
cn

 

[Metasynth]

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to p
cn

Pee freely, my friend
Return when you are released
Hate holding it in...

 

[tyler.durden]

Blurry carousel
of this familiar staircase
Damn drugs; missed a step.

Must watch your step, neer.
The familiar seems strange now
Not like yesterday...

 

[Metasynth]

Strange is relative
Whose to say I'm not an Ant
Crawl, keys far apart

 

[tyler.durden]

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to john
cn

Excretion is good
we all pray to this white god
He holds our secrets...

 

[cannabineer]

Rear view grabs my gaze
Brilliant dancing red and blue
Please don't be for me!

 

[Metasynth]

Beauty? Not for me
Give me a homely chick, man
As long as she smokes...

 

[tyler.durden]

Strange is relative
Whose to say I'm not an Ant
Crawl, keys far apart

Relative strangeness?
All my relatives are strange!
I play with my words...

 

[Metasynth]

Relative strangeness?
All my relatives are strange!
I play with my words...

Your words play with you
You are their slave, don't you know?
They hold your true light