Farts In Weed Jar

[T Ray]

Farting in the jar to add some stank. Sounds like a solid plan. I had tears running down from laughing so hard reading this and the responses. Funny stuff OP.

 

[kmksrh21]

I was so happy to find this out, and as I scroll down, I read this...

just think, theres some jackass somewhere with a mason jar under his ass and he's trying to let one loose.

With my mason jar shoved up my ass, ready to go...

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

 

[cannabineer]

... resisting a "this is the shit" pun ...
...failing. cn

 

[alexplt]

i used fart in jars and cap em when i was 5

I have to use this as my signature LOL

 

[T Ray]

You could tell people "this weed is the shit bro, trust me."

 

[alexplt]

I find curing your marijuana by pissing in a jar and letting it soak works for a great cure!

 

[j4droopy]

2 or 3 farts into a jar with weed add a unique smell taste and added psych effect. You will all think I'm crazy but try it. Also u may be a victim of this when buying weed. The one way to find out what fartjar bud smells and taste like is to it then smoke it. You will be the most shit faced baked off your ass in outer space.
Let me know how it's goes, or if you have done this before.

Are you trying to screw with people? I certainly hope so. If so that is hilarious. If not you are an idiot. Before you do something, you should think to yourself would an idiot do this? If so, then you should not do that thing.

 

[kmksrh21]

I find curing your marijuana by pissing in a jar and letting it soak works for a great cure!

I keep a caged skunk in my garage readily available to flavor my buds!

Who doesn't love skunky buds!?

 

[ohmy]

Put jar in microwave with fresh bud for 20 min Then cap it for a day will be just like antother fine wine made in your kitchen.P.s you can ad a fart just befor caping and with the heat it pulls the flavor right in

 

[0calli]

bahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaaaaa hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahah aaa hahahahhahahhahahah "wipes a tear" hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha ahahhahahahahahhh "FART" WHOOPS MISSED THE JAR !!! DAMN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

2 or 3 farts into a jar with weed add a unique smell taste and added psych effect. You will all think I'm crazy but try it. Also u may be a victim of this when buying weed. The one way to find out what fartjar bud smells and taste like is to it then smoke it. You will be the most shit faced baked off your ass in outer space.
Let me know how it's goes, or if you have done this before.

 

[0calli]

I keep getting images in my head of people all bent over farting into jars of weed im sooo weak right now bahahahahahah !!!!!!

What do you do if something accidently let something slip out ? still proceed ?

 

[0calli]

omfg plz stop this is the best thread ever when ya completly stoned out your tree like me bahahahaha

dealer: hey bro i got some new bud its killer no1 has bud like this right now
buyer: let me check it out *opens bag, smells* hey this bud smells like shit
dealer: i know its pretty dope huh?
buyer: no dude, it really smells like shit, i dont want this
dealer: no bro its not shit. i farted on it. heard it makes it stronger

 

[0calli]

why cant i stop reading this shit lol

 

[ohmy]

free bump for shitty weed taste .................lol

 

[0calli]

Bump !!!! Lol

 

[mastiffkush]

This thread just made me shart...

 

[ohmy]

This thread just made me shart...

hope you did it in your weed jar

 

[mastiffkush]

hope you did it in your weed jar

fuck that im , fertilizing my plants!

 

[Sharkey]

I did this before and it made my weed way more potent no lie.

 

[sso]

yeah, but it only really works if you eat potatoes 3 weeks before farting into the jar.

takes that long for the potato to go through and it ferments on the way.

so you need to mark the precise hour and minute on the calendar so you can be ready with the jar at the precise right time. (its exactly 3 weeks.)