Asshole Thread!!!

We TaRdED

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i go poo once a day sometimes twice
at first im like "what the hell is that guy talking about, that was sooo random" but then i realized we were in the ASSHOLE thread, so its very fitting!!!

ya, because poops comes out your asshole!!!:-?
 

BIGSIX

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I propose, due to the recent (?) and ongoing bitchery, nastiness, and negativity that seems to be a pervasive feature on these forums, an Asshole Thread be created so that all you angry motherfuckers can vent and spew all the shit that seems to be congesting your bowels.
Let me clarify 1 thing before I get started here. Just because I have a low "post count" doesnt mean that I'm a newb, or dont know what I'm talking about. I've been doin this shit for a long time.
I feel that some of you may feel an excessive amount of negetivity, because you are either stupid, or lazy.End of story. Those in the know get tired of seeing, reading, and answering to the same 6 questions...or of looking at 47 different threads of "is my 6 day old sprout male or female?" or " is the 75w incandescent bulb in my closet enough to grow 9 plants with?" I mean shit fellas, common sense, and a little bit of homework would go a long way towards making your grow, and your time here alot better. The FAQ is there for a reason. People on here bitch and give shitty responses to dumb ass questions because if the poster wouldve bothered to look at all, theres the same question 3 threads down. If you have the same question as someone else, and the answer solved their problem, I'm guessing it would work for you too, so why bother posting it again? Also some of you seem to bump your own threads or multiple post your lame ass thread when no one relpies immediately to the pics. of your 3 cfls and 4 seedlings in a cardboard box under your bed at your parents place or better yet, the always popular "tell me what you think of my 8 day old plant..is it beasty?can I smoke it now?"...Well no shit, no one replies...who cares, we all know what seedlings look like, and theres really nothing to say about it..woo-hoo, good job buddy.
Basically what I'm saying is that alot of the fellas that have been around and know whats up, might give shitty answers to newbs or be an "asshole", because you were to lazy to try and help yourself first, or because you posted something that we've all seen and answered 500 times before. If you arent smart enough to grab a book, do a search, and educate yourself, at least a little bit, then maybe you shouldnt grow, because youre probably not smart enough to not get caught either.:cuss:
 

porchmonkey4life

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After reading that, I feel the way I did after I drank a huge bottle of Green Stuff (TM) and vomited from my ass 2 hours before a drug test.
 

porchmonkey4life

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That Green shit is no joke. you will pass your drug test though. just make sure you drink is a few hours before they piss you. and chase it with a bottle of water too, bc you will be dehydrated after spending that quality time with the toilet.
 

BIGSIX

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rofl.....I bet you're right...but enough of that. I've got a ball of hash callin out my name. later.
 
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