potpimp
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ROTFLMAO!!! You just can't make shit up like this. This is movie material.
So like when you're high right......
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SocataSmoker
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LOL... back as a teenager a few friends and I were headed towards New Orleans for some fun on the weekend, we had all rolled our own blunts and were smoking them when I notice a window is down in the car...
I go and roll up the window then I hear, "Hey man, my blunt is stuck in the window now!" without thinking I started lowering the window again and poof, there goes my buddy's blunt tumbling down the road, just lit.
I still feel bad for it.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'm a bongfellow so unfortunately I cannot add a worthy story to this compilation of blunt trauma. cn
zvuv
Active Member
Well it goes like this:
I go to the fridge to get some soda and I see I dont have any chilled so I toss a 1L bottle in the freezer. That'll take a while, meantime I'll have some coffee but I can't find the cream. #@$! I decide I'm going to the store to get get some. While I'm looking for my keys, which seemed to have vanished, I walk past the computer. I cant resist refreshing the RIU page I'm reading. Someone has said something really stupid in the thread I'm following. I just cant let that go by without comment. Actually there's a whole conversation and I have to set several idiots straight. This takes a while because they keep coming back with more nonsense. Then I remember I'm looking for my truck keys. Well I cant find the damn things but perhaps the soda has chilled a bit. A glass of soda would be nice. It's thirsty work being right, and I was right many times in that discussion. I open the freezer, and yes the soda has chilled. Actually it's frozen solid! Well I'm resourceful. The microwave will fix that. I open the microwave and see the bottle of cream sitting there. @#$! 10 mins in the microwave ought do it, but I'll check it sooner. I go back to the PC where I find that far from accepting defeat, this confederacy of dunces has grown in numbers and confidence. This is the problem with arguing with idiots. They are immune to defeat because they don't understand when they have lost. I take on all comers until I hear the microwave ding. Seven minutes did do it. I find myself looking at a very swollen soda bottle that is hot to the touch. #$#! I remember there is another bottle lying in the bed of the truck. It's cool outside so it might be drinkable. As I approach the truck, I see my keys still in the door. #@$! At this point it dawns on me that I might be too stoned to drive. I begin to think about some of the things I said online and wonder if perhaps they weren't so smart after all. Come to think of it now... I was a bit hasty... Well I can always change my username and pretend it never happened. Maybe I should just do the honorable thing, apologize abjectly and shoot myself...
I go to the fridge to get some soda and I see I dont have any chilled so I toss a 1L bottle in the freezer. That'll take a while, meantime I'll have some coffee but I can't find the cream. #@$! I decide I'm going to the store to get get some. While I'm looking for my keys, which seemed to have vanished, I walk past the computer. I cant resist refreshing the RIU page I'm reading. Someone has said something really stupid in the thread I'm following. I just cant let that go by without comment. Actually there's a whole conversation and I have to set several idiots straight. This takes a while because they keep coming back with more nonsense. Then I remember I'm looking for my truck keys. Well I cant find the damn things but perhaps the soda has chilled a bit. A glass of soda would be nice. It's thirsty work being right, and I was right many times in that discussion. I open the freezer, and yes the soda has chilled. Actually it's frozen solid! Well I'm resourceful. The microwave will fix that. I open the microwave and see the bottle of cream sitting there. @#$! 10 mins in the microwave ought do it, but I'll check it sooner. I go back to the PC where I find that far from accepting defeat, this confederacy of dunces has grown in numbers and confidence. This is the problem with arguing with idiots. They are immune to defeat because they don't understand when they have lost. I take on all comers until I hear the microwave ding. Seven minutes did do it. I find myself looking at a very swollen soda bottle that is hot to the touch. #$#! I remember there is another bottle lying in the bed of the truck. It's cool outside so it might be drinkable. As I approach the truck, I see my keys still in the door. #@$! At this point it dawns on me that I might be too stoned to drive. I begin to think about some of the things I said online and wonder if perhaps they weren't so smart after all. Come to think of it now... I was a bit hasty... Well I can always change my username and pretend it never happened. Maybe I should just do the honorable thing, apologize abjectly and shoot myself...
Bwpz
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Cool story bro
blazinkill504
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i was smokin out of my friends vaporbat and my dumbass goes to hand it to him for his hit and i grabbed the part of the glass where the flame goes...i got a giant ass blister on my thumb now.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
zvuv ... awesome
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zvuv
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As someone who does a lot of work with very hot materials, I have a lot of experience with burns. If you are quick, you can cure most burns immediately they happen and never even get a blister!
Water immediately! Cold, cool or even slightly warm. Seconds count! A few seconds under the water and then if you can cold tap water or better yet ice water until it aches from the cold. Stop for a minute and do it again! Keep doing it long after the pain and burning sensation has gone.
The two mistakes people usually make is not being quick enough and not chilling the burn long enough.
This technique will help even 24 hours later, but if you do it right away, you will probably not even get a red spot, never mind a blister
I once picked up a red hot bar of steel by the hot end. I could feel the skin on my fingertips melting. 10 mins in a bucket of icy water and I was left with white scorched pads on all five fingertips but no damage to the underlying tissue. No blisters. It wasnt even tender.