My last day at work

potpimp

potpimp

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Today was my last day at work. I have a seasonal job and all the tourists are gone now. So the last hour or so, my boss and I were killing some time, and he started talking about his Navy days and how they were in port in the middle east. Then he starts talking about bricks of hash and how some of the sailors tried to sneak it onboard, blah, blah, blah, and then he says "I didn't want to risk trying to bring it on board so I ate a bunch of it and was stoned for days." I'm sitting there thinking WTF?? Maybe if we had more time...
 
neosapien

neosapien

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potpimp said:
Today was my last day at work. I have a seasonal job and all the tourists are gone now. So the last hour or so, my boss and I were killing some time, and he started talking about his Navy days and how they were in port in the middle east. Then he starts talking about bricks of hash and how some of the sailors tried to sneak it onboard, blah, blah, blah, and then he says "I didn't want to risk trying to bring it on board so I ate a bunch of it and was stoned for days." I'm sitting there thinking WTF?? Maybe if we had more time...
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I also have a seasonal job. I'll be done at the end of next week. Hoorah! Do you collect unemployment?
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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So one day my boos comes over to me and say's the pres has a sleeping problem and is not eating, do you think smoking some pot would help him? So I says sure. Make a short story shorter, don't do it.

So the big cheese flys in from China and when he gets here the first thing he says is how do we order some pot, I drive home and garb some weed get back to the office and roll a joint, he says will I get sick and dumb me says no just young woman do. Well my phone rings and while I'm on the phone he grabs the joint and goes outside and smokes the whole thing. The next thing I know my boss comes in and says he's sick and barfing in the can. I was worried he was going to fire me, my boss drove him to his hotel. Hour later he's calling us to come have dinner and drinks with him he's in the bar having fun. We get there and he's got a couple woman sitting with him with this big shit eating grin on his face, he said he never felt better. He never asked to smoke again.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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woodsmaneh! said:
So one day my boos comes over to me and say's the pres has a sleeping problem and is not eating, do you think smoking some pot would help him? So I says sure. Make a short story shorter, don't do it.

So the big cheese flys in from China and when he gets here the first thing he says is how do we order some pot, I drive home and garb some weed get back to the office and roll a joint, he says will I get sick and dumb me says no just young woman do. Well my phone rings and while I'm on the phone he grabs the joint and goes outside and smokes the whole thing. The next thing I know my boss comes in and says he's sick and barfing in the can. I was worried he was going to fire me, my boss drove him to his hotel. Hour later he's calling us to come have dinner and drinks with him he's in the bar having fun. We get there and he's got a couple woman sitting with him with this big shit eating grin on his face, he said he never felt better. He never asked to smoke again.
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Haha thats a good story mate! Was the big cheese actually Chinese or was he just in China?
 
potpimp

potpimp

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Blaze with your boss right now! Do eet, make the most of the time you have left x
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I'm outta there! Actually I'll probably be seeing him later on or doing something for the company but I'll be drawing unemployment for a bit. I might take this time to build a new hydro unit and get my grow going.
 
potpimp

potpimp

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I was in the RV business. Kinda hard to rent campers and motorhomes this time of year in Alaska. :)
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Build a fleet of these ... or convert a Sno-Cat to a full-honk snowbird special, with slideouts ... would be cool imo ... cn
 
potpimp

potpimp

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Sweet!!! That's what the ice road truckers should use. I bet it would be super slow but probably a lot safer.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
The killer for the IRTs would be fuel use ... those guys are such cutthroats. One of the last bastions of unfettered free-market enterprise where "safe" takes a back seat to "there first". Wheels are fast and have better fuel economy. The safety risks are sort of taken "like a man", with a grain of philosophy, like by those magnificent idiots on ice-crusted boats who keep me in king crab legs. cn
 
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