Objective Sexual(s)

[Michael Sparks]

I know this "guy" who has a thing for my hanes socks, i'm a size 6

This gave me quite a chuckle... ahh the sock days.. they sure were short lived

 

[RollMeOne420]

yup here is my better half

 

[Michael Sparks]

yup here is my better half
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Does your 'better half' have a name, or are we going to bull shit one another

 

[Shannon Alexander]

It's okay... I am quite pretty... sort of androgynous in my facial appearance... So it's not the first time I've had people confused... I grew out a beard for a while but then people just thought I was greek...

 

[Michael Sparks]

Well, brother, I didn't see your face, although, I did assume, I am growing a beard for the first time in my life, feels funny and I keep feeling like I have something on my face, to the effect I keep checking.. like when someone eats cotton candy.

 

[CR500ROOST]

I did this once, only with tigerbalm. never again, great dare it was.. a feeling I will never forget..

ahahahhaha fuck man tigerbalm is some strong stuff.Your balls must have been on fire.

 

[Basshead]

meh. fetishes happen. its not all hot and sexy like popular culture likes to paint any deviant sexual behavior. its actually a defect.

 

[Michael Sparks]

ahahahhaha fuck man tigerbalm is some strong stuff.Your balls must have been on fire.

It was my penis broski... hell yeah, a feeling I will never forget.. try it, you just might like it. (warning do not try this, serious anguish may result)

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I massaged deep heat into my scrote on a dare years ago and it really wasn't that bad... it was warm but not uncomfortable...

 

[Michael Sparks]

No idea what deep heat is, I imagine it is the same as icy hot ? Tiger Balm is the real deal, I dare you to try it.. no better yet, I do not recommend it. It might leave you sore... I think there is a warning on Tiger Balm now not to use on genital area.

 

[Sara Saw It]

You guys have got me somewhat curious. I wonder what that stuff would feel like on female genitalia. I know you wouldn't recommend it - but I'm still curious. Wonder if I could take it? or even like it?

 

[cannabineer]

You guys have got me somewhat curious. I wonder what that stuff would feel like on female genitalia. I know you wouldn't recommend it - but I'm still curious. Wonder if I could take it? or even like it?

Hot Pussy - the Dark Side. cn

 

[massah]

In my younger years I experimented with a few different inanimate objects...stuffed animals(burns a bit...)...towel + elastic + rubber glove inserted between a mattress and boxspring was probably the best...

 

[Michael Sparks]

In my younger years I experimented with a few different inanimate objects...stuffed animals(burns a bit...)...towel + elastic + rubber glove inserted between a mattress and boxspring was probably the best...

Sounds interesting, though you do not have an inanimate partner or something that you have an intimate connection with.. so it was a phase ?

 

[Balzac89]

I have to confess that I too once experienced a Bonfire of the Balls.

At 2am I woke up with a persistent itchy spot on my scrotum. The tube was labeled Anagelsic Cream. I put a tiny drop on the offending area and then read the small print while waiting for it to take effect: active ingredient - Capsaicin. The pain was transcendental. I couldn't draw breath much less scream. My scrotum shrank down to a hard knot and tried to crawl up into my abdomen. All I could manage was this mewling sound like a kitten. Then after about 10 minutes, it suddenly stopped. Completely! And whaddya know? The itch was gone!

My gf refers to this as 'The time I decided to put hot sauce on my balls'

I think i just died.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

Yeah same sort of stuff as Icy Hot... I guess it must just be an Australian thing... I would not put tiger balm near my precious... kudos to you for sharing your experience tho... Finalgon would be worse... I wish I could find the right kind of nut job that'd put that on their privates... the first time you use finalgon after about 30 minutes it feels like somebody poured petrol on you and set you on fire... That was what my martial arts instructor told me just after he applied it to my leg whilst wearing rubber gloves... and it genuinely does feel like you were set on fire... I used a lot of olive oil to remove it after about the 45th minute...

 

[rowlman]

So I am watching the National Geographic channel, just came to know and understand what an objective sexual is, (someone that has a relationship with in an inanimate object) anyone have any opinions upon this topic.. I am curious if any RIU member have some objective sexual relationships, also what makes someone seek love and companionship with something that is not able to reciprocate such emotions and feeling.

On the show " Smoking Gun, Dumbest...'a guy fucked his lawn furniture...the hole in the picnic table!...he fucked his table!...wtf?...more than once...so many times that someone got him on video, in the act...lol...and they showed his mugshot too....so all his friends and coworkers could see...lol...crazy people out there.