I just almost killed somebody

fizzx

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LMFAO, your post just reminded me of Dave Chappelle's stand up, where he talks about going to the ghetto, talking about symptoms of the projects, "Crack head ran this way....another one jumped out a tree..."

YouTube - Dave Chappelle - Ghetto

The picture is no good, but it's the whole part that I'm talking about. lmao
Oh man I love dave chappelle...if you have a fast connection and want a full link to his comedies here ya go...

For What It's Worth
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Duration 0:57:49sec
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H8BB26M9


Killin Em Softly
Size 303.23MB
Duration 0:57:46sec
http://www.megaupload.com/pt/?d=055PWN6D

enjoy:peace::blsmoke:
 

Stormfront

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Oh damn it was that big?!?!? that's the shit man...I'm about to get on a blunt of this yellow reefa...so fuckin tasty and potent...gonna be knocked out till tomm man!
yea it looked small but it had weight....now im smokin the end of that particular stash next on the menu is some shit i used to grow outdoors, we don't even bother with strain names anymore i just know i like smokin herb...not that shit they try sellin on the street
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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lol saw that one before, always a good laugh they really do climb trees and shit out here, and when it snows i think they carve out the big piles in the mall parking lots and make crack shacks inside
Sometimes they pick some inconvenient places to put themselves. Behind my house there is like this short cut bike path that leads from my neighbor hood out to the nearest big boulevard. Once my brother was cutting down that way to go get some munchies and he comes back empty handed. He tells me that theres a bum with his cart parked in the middle of the path, and his pitbull tied to the cart.

I was so pissed I almost called the sheriff. Damn bum getting between me and my munchies. I called 411 and asked them for the number of the nearest pig shop, which is REALLY close to me. She says she can't find one closer than such-and-such further away. Arguing with her started bringing my high down, so I just gave it up.
 

fizzx

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yea it looked small but it had weight....now im smokin the end of that particular stash next on the menu is some shit i used to grow outdoors, we don't even bother with strain names anymore i just know i like smokin herb...not that shit they try sellin on the street
Yeah man I noticed alotta people love smokin their stash that they grew...I cant wait til I get some return on my babies too...gonna be a month/month and half but the whole wait is worth it!
 

flowcentral

Active Member
you'd seriously shoot some kid? I mean, yeah, he's being a jackass, but he's just a stupid kid. Not that I'm cool with that, he does indeed deserve an ass whuppin.

lol, but kids needing to learn some respect is a rant for another thread. I just don't think shooting him would have been reasonable or realistic.
yea just whoop his ass and then have his knife slip into a main arterie??
 

Stormfront

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actually the shit i have now is something my boy has been growing, i gave him some clones off my outdoor, and he started it indoors now he hooks me up when he harvests, and i flip him new clones if i grow anything...equal exchange
 

fizzx

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yea just whoop his ass and then have his knife slip into a main arterie??
lol dude, I dont even care anymore...I just had a few hits of this yellow kush and I'm all mellow..it's just that workin everynight at a liquor store and puttin up with the people gets on your nerves after a while man
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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lol dude, I dont even care anymore...I just had a few hits of this yellow kush and I'm all mellow..it's just that workin everynight at a liquor store and puttin up with the people gets on your nerves after a while man
yeah, and sometimes you just need to rant to your fellow stoners
 

Lacy

New Member
I totally agree with Wikid on this.
You are acting like you wish he had been worse so you could have had an excuse to kill him.
Violence never solves anything.
I once wanted to kill a bunch of people but I didn't and I certianly didn't feel PROUD of these thoughts.:peace:
you'd seriously shoot some kid? I mean, yeah, he's being a jackass, but he's just a stupid kid. Not that I'm cool with that, he does indeed deserve an ass whuppin.

lol, but kids needing to learn some respect is a rant for another thread. I just don't think shooting him would have been reasonable or realistic.
 

Stormfront

Well-Known Member
Sometimes they pick some inconvenient places to put themselves. Behind my house there is like this short cut bike path that leads from my neighbor hood out to the nearest big boulevard. Once my brother was cutting down that way to go get some munchies and he comes back empty handed. He tells me that theres a bum with his cart parked in the middle of the path, and his pitbull tied to the cart.

I was so pissed I almost called the sheriff. Damn bum getting between me and my munchies. I called 411 and asked them for the number of the nearest pig shop, which is REALLY close to me. She says she can't find one closer than such-and-such further away. Arguing with her started bringing my high down, so I just gave it up.
lol we used to have a club night a few years back, and in my state all bars close at 2am and liquor stores close at 11, so i was sent on a beer run, but had to get some money, now im sypathetic cuz it's winter an all but damn i go to the atm and there's a fuckin crackhead sleeping inside, i couldn't believe it someone actually opened it up and let him sleep in there shopping cart and everything!!! needless to say i drove a bit further to find another atm...
 

Stormfront

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yeah, and sometimes you just need to rant to your fellow stoners

and now everybody is wakin up an shit, and we've moved on an they read it, and they be all like yo what's dis shizzit, dis be crazy like woah....


sorry i lit another one and now im taking pics...too bad i cant show my face this one is a classic...lol

i should probably sleep...sometime
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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lol we used to have a club night a few years back, and in my state all bars close at 2am and liquor stores close at 11, so i was sent on a beer run, but had to get some money, now im sypathetic cuz it's winter an all but damn i go to the atm and there's a fuckin crackhead sleeping inside, i couldn't believe it someone actually opened it up and let him sleep in there shopping cart and everything!!! needless to say i drove a bit further to find another atm...
lol, no shit, that would scare the hell out of me. I don't trust people when i'm alone and it's late
 

Wikidbchofthewst

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and now everybody is wakin up an shit, and we've moved on an they read it, and they be all like yo what's dis shizzit, dis be crazy like woah....


sorry i lit another one and now im taking pics...too bad i cant show my face this one is a classic...lol

i should probably sleep...sometime
lol, me too! I told myself I would just make it to 4:20 but so much for that...
 

Stormfront

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thas why you need a gun....LMAO JOKING JOKING

seriously i don't trust anyone when im going to the ATM i hthink someoine is always waiting behind the door for me
 

Stormfront

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oh shit yea funny story bout 420 yesterday i was at denny lit as hell eating some food and i saw that it was 4:15 and i'm like ima go smoke in my car at 4:20 then finish my food....but then i started eating and shit for awhile and im like damn i missed it...but i looked up and it was exactly 4:20...forever.... the battery died...it was waiting for me lol so i jumped in my car and smoked the whole way home to make up for lost time
 

Lacy

New Member
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it! :lol::lol::lol::clap:bongsmilie
and now everybody is wakin up an shit, and we've moved on an they read it, and they be all like yo what's dis shizzit, dis be crazy like woah....


sorry i lit another one and now im taking pics...too bad i cant show my face this one is a classic...lol

i should probably sleep...sometime
 

Wikidbchofthewst

Well-Known Member
oh shit yea funny story bout 420 yesterday i was at denny lit as hell eating some food and i saw that it was 4:15 and i'm like ima go smoke in my car at 4:20 then finish my food....but then i started eating and shit for awhile and im like damn i missed it...but i looked up and it was exactly 4:20...forever.... the battery died...it was waiting for me lol so i jumped in my car and smoked the whole way home to make up for lost time
lol, that's how I do it, if the clock says 4:20, it doesn't matter if it's right, wrong or broken, its time to smoke.
 

Lacy

New Member
Continuously blazed at 420!

:lol::lol::lol::clap:
Another classic.
oh shit yea funny story bout 420 yesterday i was at denny lit as hell eating some food and i saw that it was 4:15 and i'm like ima go smoke in my car at 4:20 then finish my food....but then i started eating and shit for awhile and im like damn i missed it...but i looked up and it was exactly 4:20...forever.... the battery died...it was waiting for me lol so i jumped in my car and smoked the whole way home to make up for lost time
 

Stormfront

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illl yea plus if aint 420 here it probably is somewhere else gotta smoke for my people in lebanon, and my peoples in spain, and russia and azerbaijan and turkey and japan and kosovo and california and texas and arizona and canada all the way back to shitty new england then hey it's time to smoke again!
 
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