Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

one11

Active Member
so this was back in high school. it was my friend john and he and a girl hannah were fucking in his car after band practice or whatever. (they were band geeks) lol. apparently she was riding him with his cock up her stinker. this was a fiirst timer for her, i dont know about him. now picture this. this bitch is about 190-210lbs at least. just a real hefty flappy saggy nasty fat bitch. and I'll never know exactly how it happened, but johns dick popped out of her stinker real fast, and human shit flung all over his car, and shit continued to dribble out of her ass everywhere. there was shit on the windshield, steering wheel, both seats, all over the floor, and himself.

they both tried their best to cover it up. but how can you keep that shit from getting out? lmfao. high school mayne..
 
hd sex w.my gf n i told her my dad was sleepin n she was moaning and screamin so loud i think he heard her he was a wake n we heard him walk down the hallway i think he heard her lol she was all scared and embarased
 

Brick Squad

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I was on a Road trip with my GF in HighSchool at the time we were going to Florida or some shit i forget but they had a 3rd row seat in the SUV and her parents and sister was in front of us and we acted asleep and she layed in my lap and gave me head :D was kinda neat.
and another time at a high school football game (boring as shit)
so we went out to the car to fuck and the game ended and ppl were everywhere around the car and we kept on going at it
 

farmboss

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ive told this one already but lets get the grossness bar high, so here it goes- this is the condenseded version


i was pounding this gurl like ive pounded no other, i was filthy drunk and could not catch a nut for nothin,

this bitch was on the rag too and "flowin" to put it mildly, plus from what I heard she was an intravinus drug user and supposedly engaged to some other guy:confused:


so anyway im pummleing this poor child (she was 19) and i cant catch a nut for nothin, I was too drunk plus blood was all in her puss from her period, so I make the fateful decision to put it in her ass.:roll:


so now my bloody dick is just pummlin her in the ass, her ass is all bloody, my dick all bloody, everything real bloody. i swear no exadgerations i pummled her PMS bloody ass for at least hour straight trying to catch this elusive nut. Finally i just gave up on nuttin after porkin her atleast an hour and a half or two in her respective holes.:mrgreen:



anyway, all her freinds looked at me differently the next morning, like "they knew":eyesmoke:


like i was some nasty beast ass reamer or somthin, i think they wanted to be pounded too:mrgreen: i dont know but



but really if I was sober i would have splattered in 30 seconds:mrgreen:



anyway i washed all the blood off that night in the shower. I still havent been able to wash off the shame compleatly:roll:



but a word of advice. if you really wanna have sex and bite the bullet and hit it while shes on the rag. pls,,,, pls,,,, pls, dont ever take it to the ass after that, you have seen no evil until you look down at your dick goin in and out of 2 bloody ass cheeks:spew:


PS i tested neg for aidsbongsmilie thank god
dude holy fuck i've never laughed so hard.
 

tyler.durden

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In my early twenties, I was living with my mom in her decked out condo while I was finishing school. My best friend lived down the street, and he had a gorgeous wife. After hanging out together for a few years, we were comfortable enough to have a threesome a few times (friend and I didn't get it on, just did the wife, not that it matters). We even had the wife's friend over for four way fun a couple of times. It was difficult to bring girls over to the condo unless mom was at work. My best and most spontaneous day was when she was out of town: My girlfriend (who I couldn't stand) came over during her lunch break for some action, then I walked her downstairs (we were both a little disheveled) to catch a cab back to work. Then, my friend's wife called saying that she wanted to come over, which resulted in the only time we ever had sex without my friend present. I then walked her downstairs to her car. I showered again and THEN the wife's friend called to come over. After I banged her, I walked her downstairs to her car, and again our clothing and hair were a little messed up. I turned to go upstairs, and the doorman was just smiling at me: he had been working all day and saw all of this and said to me, 'Good day, huh?' I said, 'Yeah, I couldn't have planned it any better' :)
 

eye exaggerate

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...I was at an outdoor party in the country. Tons of people, live band, and the whole acreage to play on (farmyard). At one point, this girl sits beside me and my friends. She leans over and says to me "you know, I do just about anything when I'm drunk". We both got up without saying a word, and walked to the nearest clearing. I was pretty hammered, and at one point while in the act, the band started to cover "back in the saddle", I was like "fck yeah!"...and raised my arm in the air... :) Anyway, job done we get up and she says "will you remember me? I say "for sure!"...she says "good, my brother is huge and hates it when I'm sad" :shock: As we're walking back, she says, "sorry, what's your name?" I say "Tyler...Steven Tyler", and we go our way. I get back to where my friends are and sit down. WIthin about 10 minutes, a girl I knew from school walks up and says "my boyfriend just went on a beer run, go for a walk?"...

Holy 22 years ago, batman. The rest of the night is a major blur. One of my friends said while talking the next day 'man, do you know how many times you asked me to hold your beer for you?' Good laughs, good laughs.

*I wouldn't change it, but I doubt I'd go back to it... the loose cannon deal can be trouble.
 

323cheezy

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im glad to see my thread lives on ...
Even after it was deleated ... i had this one still in tact since it was under two diifferent topics....
They left one by accident... or they just kept one since they were both identical ..

Doesnt matter.... happy to hear these crazy stories.... nothing crazy's happened to me for a long time.
I
m working on a new one...loll
 

eye exaggerate

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im glad to see my thread lives on ...
Even after it was deleated ... i had this one still in tact since it was under two diifferent topics....
They left one by accident... or they just kept one since they were both identical ..

Doesnt matter.... happy to hear these crazy stories.... nothing crazy's happened to me for a long time.
I
m working on a new one...loll
...nice avatar. Used to be a big fan of Dr. Claw - though he was fairly inefficient.
 

323cheezy

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ya dr. claws a good look....
at least i thought... i used to be the samuel jackson avi....
Lokking back at the first couple pages....
This thread is certified classic.....
game on!
 

Luger187

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i just read through this whole thread. good shit!

in high school i was bangin this one chick. one day(during the summer i think), for some reason i go over to her place to bang her. i had never been there before, but her dad was gone. so we go upstairs and start makin out/taking clothes off. im about to put the rubber on when we hear the front door open. were both like FUCK. so she puts on her robe and goes down to see who it is while i lay naked next to the bed, incase he comes inside the room lol. she comes back in and tells me he is in the kitchen, and she is going to go down and distract him. im supposed to run down the stairs and go out the front door. so i put on my clothes, wait at the top of the stairs for a few seconds, then go down quietly. when i open the front door, it makes a really loud creaking sound(it was one of those metal door things). so thinking fast, i spin around, shut the door quickly and stand there as if im knocking. she comes up and 'answers the door' and i talk to her for a few seconds. i can see her dad over her shoulder looking at me with a questionable look. after saying some stupid nonsense, i left. i dont think i ever fucked her again lol

another time i was with a different girl at a hotel 'party' with like 6 people. this other chick shows up and immediately shows her tits to everyone. no joke. so after a few, everyone leaves except me and my girl, and the other girl that showed her tits. me and my chick start fucking on one of the beds, while the other girl sits on the other and watches tv, pretending not to notice. to this day, i REALLY wish i had the balls at the time to ask if she could join. but honestly, the whole showing her tits thing made me think she was dirty, so i didnt think it was worth it. i should have though =D
the next morning we had nice shower sex too
 

jadeey

Active Member
lol damn I have some dirty stories ! Hmmm lemme think

1. It's just the damn location that really does it. My boyfriend was really shitfaced one day and we live near each other so he was walking home with his friend and I found him and he asked me to take him home so I walked with him and the other guys leaves and we're walking through this alley from a highschool that's near by and he sees like a bed on the floor it looked pretty cleanly and all I guess somebody was just throwing it out and he's like I need to rest and he lays down and hE signals for me to sit on his lap and I always do what he says so yeah. But then the whole time there were like kids that were gonna toke it passing by but at the moment we didn't care :D

2. Back in highschool one of my friends showed up drunk and horny to school. And once she got there she does started making out with me like in front of teachers and everything. And she had a boyfriend at the time so I hang out with her after class right and were just making out all over the place than she's like imma go to the bathroom so I was like alright imma go with you. So I could handle you know. So were like making out and taking off clothes and shit and right before she was gonna take her shorts off she says that she's sobering up and thinks it's a bad idea -.-
 

Farfenugen

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I was 17 and my gf was 16, we were at her house after school and no one was home, so we were in her room fooling around and then things sort of heated up. A week before we were talking about sex and condoms, and turns out she bought some, so after a little fooling around she hands one to me (we're semi-nude by that time) and so one thing leads to another, it's not an earthquake (not for 17) but it was nice, maybe a little quick, but we both felt like pros back then.

So, after we are done, I slip off the condom, head into the bathroom, clean up etc, never knowing that I left the ballon-sized bag of love liquid on the counter. We get dressed and head into the living room, watch TV and basically chill out. About an hour later her parents come home with her little sister who's about 10 I think. Pleasantries pass and as I am about to leave there's this loud shrill coming from the bathroom. Out comes her sister with the evidence in hand, gripped by two fingers now dangling for all to see. Of course, by this time I had my shoes on and was heading out the front door (after realizing what the scream meant).

Well, I dashed for it and the next day my gf comes up to me in the hallway and explains she was grounded, no TV etc and wasn't able to see me anymore. And a message that if I was to come around again, I'd get the shit kicking of a lifetime. Needless to say my gf was driven to and from school every day after that and the parents had moved a grandmother in full time.

All in all, an experience.
 

323cheezy

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This was an old posted i posted about 2years ago when the thread started ... i dont even know how this thread still exist...

okay welll i got a new one....an oldie but goodie( i was 16)....its not that craze but its a classsic...and one of the best experiences ive ever had....

So im at my gf's house, her parents are gone for vay kay....so shes throwing a party ..but i dont really like her friends ....so i decide to go to her parents rooom and pass out.....oh by the way she was half white and half hawwiian......
so theyre all getting driunk and partying and im past out upstair in the parewnts room.....
all the sudden i wake up(3am) and my gf is going to town on my dick (bj).... she is drunk as fuck and the lights are turned off..... so after about 4 minutes im all gassed out and bust a crazy nut.... but the bitch keeps pumping... i dont know if she even realized or swallowed the nut.... but she just keeps bobbing away....so by this time im trying to pry her offf my dick but the bitch wont stop... she keeps going till i bust another nut... so by this time about 7 miutes pass total... and im paralyzed.... in agony...and my gf keeps workin my shit....im in total agony.... i have no idea where my nut is going or if she knows im finished... shes totally in a dick blowing zone.... and keeps going.....and finally after about ten minutes total i bust a third nut.... and right about that time im about to throw a left hook at her face and she just paases out....
so at this time im practically a big tub of jelly.... i look at her and am like janette!...hey you alright??? she doesnt respond....so im like i killed the bitch.... so now both my dick and she are dead as elvis and tupac.... and i start panicking like maybe i choked her to death...or maybe she choked to death on my nut.... so i turn on the light and start slapping her in the face ...nothing.. i start doing cpr and pumping her stomach...all the sudden she jumps up and pukes about a cup off nut....yuck !!!! and passes out....
i never thought this was possible(three nuts in 10 mins)but it was great despite the agony.... the next day my gf ...didnt even remeber...but till this day i never forgot.... lol...
i dont think you chicks could top that one... ...lol true story.....
 

Farfenugen

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That sort of happend to a friend of mine back when he was in college. He goes to his gf's house (she lives with her mom), they have one too many drinks, end up passing out in her bedroom. He wakes up to find the gf has left for school but that his dick is being sucked, turns out it was the mom giving him one, she thought he was still out of it. Needless to say, he didn't mention anything, both he and the gf's mom had this thing go on for over a year until the gf found out. Messed up family.
 

Nusky

New Member
Well, I moved around a lot, every time I actually found a girl who was genuinely attracted to me, it was time to move (military family). Seriously, we wouldn't move then all of a sudden I know for a fact a girl likes me, it's time to move. So about 7 years ago I got a job at walmart. I worked at night for 3 years. After the second year, this new (to me) duty manager was there. She ALWAYS walked down past me during the meetings to go to the front office, so I always got to check out her ass. She was the last good looking women I got to see before work started, ever other female I worked with was REALLY old or just not that attractive.

So eventually I got a job during the day shift. I've been listening to erotic hypnosis at the time, it seemed to have a pretty good effect on me although not orgasmic, it was something good to do before watching porn. One day there was a pickup at the cash register, sure enough it was her. Next thing I knew I just blurted out I love you. I explained to her that I think shes really hot, and that she was the last good looking women I saw each night. She didn't say anything, so I just continued talking and talking and talking. I don't know why but I grabbed her hand and put it down my pants, no joke, I was really hard. She held it for a few seconds then took it away. Still didn't say anything or even move for that matter. I even asked her if she was going to do something, walk away, or slap me, or report me, but nothing happened. I told her a few things that would improve the store, and believe it or not, I took a programming class in which we built an inventory system, I told her how to improve and modernize the inventory system, which they did end up implementing.

I told her if she said the word glow I'd have a full body orgasm, and probably cum too. I must have been standing there for 10 minutes at least, then I said well I'm going to go I hope you don't report me, I just really like you. As I'm about to turn away, she says it. Just waves and waves of every emotion came at me over and over. I was crying and laughing at the same time. My whole body was shaking and tingling all over, and I eventually dropped to the floor and just spasmed there for a good 5 minutes. This all happened on a sunday, there were barely any customers in, in fact if I remember right there was maybe 5 people at the most in line and 2 cashiers, this was at the express checkouts.

After I was done I said I made a click click sound and boom, took the return item from her, and said "uhh... thanks for this", as if I were talking about the item, turned around and went back to work. I think it's something we're both going to remember for the rest of our lives.

She is married though and at least 20 years older than me.
 

323cheezy

Well-Known Member
Well, I moved around a lot, every time I actually found a girl who was genuinely attracted to me, it was time to move (military family). Seriously, we wouldn't move then all of a sudden I know for a fact a girl likes me, it's time to move. So about 7 years ago I got a job at walmart. I worked at night for 3 years. After the second year, this new (to me) duty manager was there. She ALWAYS walked down past me during the meetings to go to the front office, so I always got to check out her ass. She was the last good looking women I got to see before work started, ever other female I worked with was REALLY old or just not that attractive.

So eventually I got a job during the day shift. I've been listening to erotic hypnosis at the time, it seemed to have a pretty good effect on me although not orgasmic, it was something good to do before watching porn. One day there was a pickup at the cash register, sure enough it was her. Next thing I knew I just blurted out I love you. I explained to her that I think shes really hot, and that she was the last good looking women I saw each night. She didn't say anything, so I just continued talking and talking and talking. I don't know why but I grabbed her hand and put it down my pants, no joke, I was really hard. She held it for a few seconds then took it away. Still didn't say anything or even move for that matter. I even asked her if she was going to do something, walk away, or slap me, or report me, but nothing happened. I told her a few things that would improve the store, and believe it or not, I took a programming class in which we built an inventory system, I told her how to improve and modernize the inventory system, which they did end up implementing.

I told her if she said the word glow I'd have a full body orgasm, and probably cum too. I must have been standing there for 10 minutes at least, then I said well I'm going to go I hope you don't report me, I just really like you. As I'm about to turn away, she says it. Just waves and waves of every emotion came at me over and over. I was crying and laughing at the same time. My whole body was shaking and tingling all over, and I eventually dropped to the floor and just spasmed there for a good 5 minutes. This all happened on a sunday, there were barely any customers in, in fact if I remember right there was maybe 5 people at the most in line and 2 cashiers, this was at the express checkouts.

After I was done I said I made a click click sound and boom, took the return item from her, and said "uhh... thanks for this", as if I were talking about the item, turned around and went back to work. I think it's something we're both going to remember for the rest of our lives.

She is married though and at least 20 years older than me.
Interesting read dispite the unhappy ending...thanx for sharing..
 
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