Drug test

[skunkone]

my job is sending me in for a test could be hair or piss need some help

 

[punkrockdude]

do a search, there have been a few threads on it, from what ive read nothing has really worked all that well

 

[Azgrow]

fake piss time buddy...peace az

 

[skunkone]

fake piss that would be intresting to explain

 

[Azgrow]

eather explain or walk now..peace az

 

[skunkone]

good point well i drank an ass load of tea and some vitamin b so i hope that does it

 

[Azgrow]

lol
..the best thing to do is just guzzel a couple gallens of water over the time befor going to the u/a..this way all your pissing is water....peace az

 

[budman500013]

if it's a hair test u might have well bend over and take it in the ass. if it's a piss they sell a drink that does work. it's 60 bucks but worth it. that is if u dont have much time. if u have time the what az said....lots of water. exercise helps get the thc out as well.
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[jsgrwn]

u r fucked, unless they have a policy like many employers do, if you already work there and pop positive, they will give you 30 days to clean up and test you again. fail the second test and ur fuct. late

 

[Florida Girl]

my job is sending me in for a test could be hair or piss need some help

About 8 years ago I worked the HR (human resources) job for a fairly large company (750 employees). HAIR tests were WAY too expensive so we only did the standard URINE drug test to hire. Of course we TOLD potential hires that they had to test and it COULD be a hair test... the FACT OF THE MATTER was it was NEVER a Hair test. Just a scare tactic we used to prevent hiring people we didn't want working the equipment.

Prior to that job ... I was an IT manager at another company and when we contracted with another company I was told I'd have to take a "HAIR" test. I refused... not because of MJ... (I hadn't smoked in over a year)... but because my hair is waist length and a hair test requires they cut a chunk close to the scalp. for someone with short hair it's not noticeable....but for someone like me with way long hair... it's VERY noticeable and not easily correctable. I declined the test and we were still awarded the contract


My point????? Take the test... it will 99.9% sure be URINE not hair.... and even if comes up + .... they CAN'T use it against you in any way except not hiring you.

Hope that helps

 

[pacman]

the thing about drinking lots of water is ur piss will be clear and they might ask for a retest later, drink cranberry juice and stuff like that, stay away from poppy seed muffins, i can just see that seinfeld episode playing in my head, also using old pee doesn't work anymore unless ur willing to basically stick it up ur ass(cause of these new temperature reading guizmos on the side of the bottle, ands the last thing to remember is have fun remember its ur piss there handling not the other way around, good luck brotha

 

[skunkone]

well i fuckin failed the pisser but my boss is giving me 10 days...... im already high

 

[SmokenGirl]

My stepson works on heavy equipment for a living and gets tested randomly all the time. He always carries a bottle of synthetic piss in a small plastic bottle alongside with a .99 cent heatwarmer...he isn't watched so when he goes in the bathroon he pulls out the synthetic pee in a plastic bottle and puts the heatwarmer around the bottle to warm..works every damn time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The synthetic pee can be found online everywhere or just about at every local corner store owned by arabs