Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[cannabineer]

Srsly. Sear yuss lee.
See ree us lee. I mean. Guise.
Guys... seriously!
cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

...wow, laughing the fck
out loud by yourself makes your
dog look at you weird

...then he turns to lick
his paws because of the mud
stuck between his toes

 

[cannabineer]

Refuse that dog's kisses.
Wall-eyed rat dogs don't step high.
I doubt that is mud.
cn

 

[Metasynth]

Computer sizzle
Smelling of burning plastic
Now I use iPod

 

[cannabineer]

Oh promises of
my youth! Faithful machines serve us -
Four-oh-four fuck you.

 

[Metasynth]

I need my laptop
Fingers too fat for iPod
Out five hundred bucks

 

[tyler.durden]

Computer sizzle
Smelling of burning plastic
Now I use iPod

PC Betrayal!
Fried your Mother(fuckin') Board
Life comes to a halt

Can't work on iPod
Slow connection, just for Apps
Resurrect PC...

 

[eye exaggerate]

PC Betrayal!
Fried your Mother(fuckin') Board
Life comes to a halt

Can't work on iPod
Slow connection, just for Apps
Resurrect PC...

"say hallo to my leedle..."
My friend, that's what I'd say here
the net is my turf!

fcccck! Next time...

 

[eye exaggerate]

...another six, man
haiku's gonna have you land
in the recycling

 

[tyler.durden]

"say hallo to my leedle..."
My friend, that's what I'd say here
the net is my turf!


fcccck! Next time...

Ever Changing Eye,
Shift Avatars, not my rules.
Still 5-7-5...

 

[eye exaggerate]

Ever Changing Eye,
Shift Avatars, not my rules.
Still 5-7-5...

...sometimes my counting
...lost in the fingers flipping
...oh, the facepalming

 

[RavenMochi]

when weed flow steady,
the ever changing eye will,
confuse and lose me

 

[eye exaggerate]

when weed flow steady,
the ever changing eye will,
confuse and lose me

...I hope that is cool
I'm an avatar switching
-total 'raven' fool

 

[RavenMochi]

...I hope that is cool
I'm an avatar switching
-total 'raven' fool

bwahahahaha
you entertain me good sir,
I therefore forgive

 

[eye exaggerate]

bwahahahaha
you entertain me good sir,
I therefore forgive

...phew, a little close
black bird magical mind dose
hide behind my posts!

 

[tyler.durden]

The World turns Quickly
I try to hang on Tightly
But She bucks me Off...

I'm a Satellite
Watching over all of You
I am High as Fuck...

 

[RavenMochi]

I am envious,
waiting on my next order,
soon, I will be high.

 

[RavenMochi]

sickness has hit me,
rough throat, headache, nausea,
this time of year sucks.

 

[eye exaggerate]

sickness has hit me,
rough throat, headache, nausea,
this time of year sucks.

...rain, cold, mud, sleet, SNOW
...a near 50 foot driveway
...and no snowblower

 

[tyler.durden]

sickness has hit me,
rough throat, headache, nausea,
this time of year sucks.

Poor, sick, Raven Pimp.
Perhaps you caught what Neer had
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