Anybody Sacrificing Today

...and wearing the warm carcus around, pretending to be the goat...that was my favorite part.
 
This year we were able to find a baby goat so we can put the little goat carcass on the baby for halloween... side note: A. Crowley made goats have sex with his wife, and when the goat came he cut it's throat and bled it out on his wifes back...
 
...is that wrong?...sounds tasty.
The little one will look great in fresh goat too!...Happy Halloween motherfuckers!
 
My friend is Wiccan, so she will be doing all kinds of rituals and getting out all the incense. I'm a werewolf so it's just another day at the office for me.
 
When I saw the thread about sacrificing a goat I orginaly thought it was a euphemism like bashing the bishop or choking the chicken... I was gonna answer most likely 3 to 4 times... but this thread isn't about that so I wont...
 
You can't seriously tell me that I'm the only guy that sounds like a dying goat, stuttering and stammering in a higher pitched voice when I do my thang...
 
No I don't think it is.

"Did he really just slaughter a goat?" is what I was thinking at first though.

I thought you slaughtered your goat and had nasty fat chick porn on as part of your goat slaughtering ritual or something?

Then I remembered the post above it, and had a Revelation.
 
jonblaze420 said:
No I don't think it is.

"Did he really just slaughter a goat?" is what I was thinking at first though.

I thought you slaughtered your goat and had nasty fat chick porn on as part of your goat slaughtering ritual or something?

Then I remembered the post above it, and had a Revelation.
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HAHAHAHAHA! I need to get drunk before we go to get our free candy

dude that was REALLY funny btw...
 
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