Premature Erection

[rowlman]

Why the fuck is my ol'lady putting up a Christmas tree? It's 59 and sunny outside and I'm eating Halloween candy. What happened to the Thanksgiving stuff?...the White Widow has got her lost I guess...cuz we have a shit load of Fall decore she gets out when she packs away the Halloween shit...I'm not even ganna ask her.

 

[jonblaze420]

Man don't feel bad she's just getting ready for the season. I'm still seeing how I'm going to cook a turkey on a gas grill for Thanksgiving.

 

[april]

Why the fuck is my ol'lady putting up a Christmas tree? It's 59 and sunny outside and I'm eating Halloween candy. What happened to the Thanksgiving stuff?...the White Widow has got her lost I guess...cuz we have a shit load of Fall decore she gets out when she packs away the Halloween shit...I'm not even ganna ask her.

Just find ur stoking and hang in on ur wang

 

[rowlman]

She usually has all kinds of Thankgiving stuff to put out 1st...I think shes lost. I know shes stoned though.

 

[rowlman]

Just find ur stoking and hang in on ur wang

...then that ruins the Christmas morning surprse....I guess I can do it twice.

 

[CR500ROOST]

hey its better than nothing.around here i dont even see any Christmas lights anymore

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Ya I thought this thread would have more to do with boners. Which is kinda odd that I came in to the thread...(quietly slips out the door in a non gay fasion)

 

[jonblaze420]

Ya I thought this thread would have more to do with boners. Which is kinda odd that I came in to the thread...(quietly slips out the door in a non gay fasion)

I just finally understood the title and it's reference. D'oh!

 

[rowlman]

Ya I thought this thread would have more to do with boners. Which is kinda odd that I came in to the thread...(quietly slips out the door in a non gay fasion)

LMAO...I knew that title would bring more of my friends that if I put X-mas in it...lol

 

[rowlman]

I just finally understood the title and it's reference. D'oh!

sure you did...we know why you peeked here !!

 

[jonblaze420]

LMAO...I knew that title would bring more of my friends that if I put X-mas in it...lol

Rowlman am I your friend? I clicked the premature erection!

 

[jonblaze420]

sure you did...we know why you peeked here !!

Ha ha it sounded so funny. That term has just been coined on RIU, watch out urban dictionary.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Ya well just like you I think xmas stuff this early is odd and would have probly not stopped by. Very clever with the title though. Get it? Wife is working on erecting the lumber! (Xmas tree)

Erection is a funny word, even to grown ups...why is that?

 

[rowlman]

Rowlman am I your friend? I clicked the premature erection!

...of course, your all my friends!...

 

[golddog]

Halloween is just a primer. I will have to trot all of the Thanksgiving stuff out, then

Put it away and get the X-mas stuff

My wife and her friends went to an Art show today down at Santa Monica Beach to buy each other X-mas gifts.

Oh yeah, tomorrow is her birthday, she really likes this time of year.

 

[canuckgrow]

I had an erection 2 years ago at xmas dinner.

 

[MJstudent]

in Canada our thanksgiving is before Halloween on the second Monday of October. we go straight from Halloween to Christmas... oh yah and remberance day

 

[golddog]

I had an erection 2 years ago at xmas dinner.

Rep+ for X-mas

 

[dirtsurfr]

Why the fuck is my ol'lady putting up a Christmas tree? It's 59 and sunny outside and I'm eating Halloween candy. What happened to the Thanksgiving stuff?...the White Widow has got her lost I guess...cuz we have a shit load of Fall decore she gets out when she packs away the Halloween shit...I'm not even ganna ask her.

Man I feel your pain, do you have a garage that you can park in or is it just a storage room???

 

[dirtsurfr]

I had an erection 2 years ago at xmas dinner.

More than I wanna know! Picture or it didn't happen lol..