Dizzle Frost
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Gota love the festive folk lol....if i ever get a time machine ima go back to the year 0000 and snuff the lil kid in the manger....xmas nomore lol
Premature Erection
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dirtsurfr
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Stepping quickly away from Dizzle Frost looking skyward...
Dizzle Frost
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yeah i guess that didnt sound good
cannabineer
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Dizzle Frost
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lol yeah il admit to not liking xmas so much.....stems from my childhood
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
My ex looooved Christmas. She'd also indulge in Premature Erection. She would buy these ornaments ... oh my goodness - uglier than a bagful of toads. I did take charge of the best part however ... the dinner. Mmmm, Roast Beast. cn
JimmyRecard
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This made no sense too me, at first I thought you were talking about your dick and your erection then you start talking about the weather, halloween, thanksgiving, and white widow?Why the fuck is my ol'lady putting up a Christmas tree?It's 59 and sunny outside and I'm eating Halloween candy. What happened to the Thanksgiving stuff?...the White Widow has got her lost I guess...cuz we have a shit load of Fall decore she gets out when she packs away the Halloween shit...I'm not even ganna ask her.
So someone explained are talking about dicks or not?
JimmyRecard
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wait forget that I just understood this has nothing to do with dicks, cya later
Dizzle Frost
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I lived with a girl that was all festive for every season to....but xmas was mental lol. Ribons, tinsel, bows and glittery shit as far as the eye could see.
april
Pickle Queen
Aww someone should sit under ur christmas tree wearing nothing but red stokings
Will that jingle ur bells?
Dizzle Frost
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Xmas has a whole new meaning now LOOLAww someone should sit under ur christmas tree wearing nothing but red stokings
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
april
Pickle Queen
U enjoy all the glittery shit women have, admit it hahahaha Guys envy all the soft,fuzzy,sparkly, yummy smelling crap we get to hoard as women
hey did u know they bling up cooters with glittery shit 
blazinkill504
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i know it smells good, but id rather not walk around smellin like cinnamon rolls gettin weird looks from everyone thats close to me. i also dont like the candles that smell like baked goods yall get. i get excited as hell thinkin my girl baked a cake and my dreams are let down by a fuckin candle. haha vagazzlin thats weird and kinda cool at the same timeU enjoy all the glittery shit women have, admit it hahahaha Guys envy all the soft,fuzzy,sparkly, yummy smelling crap we get to hoard as women
april
Pickle Queen
I only buy the candles that smell like baked goods, i like the mason jar ones, but i don't tease i always have yummy baked treats in the kitchen, i even made pizze buns the other day!!! Oh yes whipped cheesecake muffins and choc chip cookie bars are always available
Just ask her to bake u something yummy!!
Dizzle Frost
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i think its more the red xmas lingerie or a naughty elf suit......and the cookies lolU enjoy all the glittery shit women have, admit it hahahaha Guys envy all the soft,fuzzy,sparkly, yummy smelling crap we get to hoard as women
Did i know? ive decorated a few moose knuckles myself ...they even have edible candy gems
april
Pickle Queen
what what edible candy gems!!! where the hell did u get those, i like edible body arti think its more the red xmas lingerie or a naughty elf suit......and the cookies lol
Did i know? ive decorated a few moose knuckles myself ...they even have edible candy gems
Dizzle Frost
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she had a bag of em, dotn hold me to it..but i think they came from a cake store of all things lol jus lick em and stick emwhat what edible candy gems!!! where the hell did u get those, i like edible body art
nothin says holidays like artistic pee curtains lol
Winter Woman
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Your a baker? When can I come over? Do you bake with chocolate, too? It's Friday night and I'm finally excited!
I only buy the candles that smell like baked goods, i like the mason jar ones, but i don't tease i always have yummy baked treats in the kitchen, i even made pizze buns the other day!!! Oh yes whipped cheesecake muffins and choc chip cookie bars are always available
april
Pickle Queen
Ok gotta give her props for creativityshe had a bag of em, dotn hold me to it..but i think they came from a cake store of all things lol jus lick em and stick em
nothin says holidays like artistic pee curtains lol
Im gonna have to check out the local baking store and see what kinda fun treats they have