dirtyho1968
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Bridget the Midget is a porn star.
I would hate to be a little person...
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medicalmaryjane
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regular size people tend to be miserable too. they jst hide it better.
Shannon Alexander
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Did some of you miss the joke..? I think you did... I think some of you missed the joke...
Idiots...
Idiots...
medicalmaryjane
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oh i didn't think about it. good one. i am lmao. not really.
silasraven
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dude i want a migit,dwarf, little person, short shit as a friend. and a wolf man o and a really tall dude or chick.
Jack Harer
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My uncle once asked me if I was pissed off at the city. I asked him why and he said because they built the curbs so close to my ass. I told him no, because I can play hand ball anywhere.
As far as equipment and scale, I had gotten laid by a girl a friend of mine used to date. He asked me how I liked used pussy. I told him it was great once you get past the used part!!!
As far as equipment and scale, I had gotten laid by a girl a friend of mine used to date. He asked me how I liked used pussy. I told him it was great once you get past the used part!!!
patlpp
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We get it grumpy. Talking small talk is much better then your corn.
Shannon Alexander
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Nobody told you that you had to eat out of my bowl...
beardo
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This is what I want to do ^^^Bridget the Midget is a porn star.
It's hard to hit on midgets, I want to date a midget but it's hard enough to find cute midgets then when you do hitting on them is difficult and uncomfortable
Total Head
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i went to a midget strip show once. it was a travelling act and they called them petite treats lol. they had this one chick that was like 3 feet tall but completely proportionate with normal facial features. gotta admit she was pretty hot flippin around on that pole. i'd hit it.
xKuroiTaimax
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I get called fun sized all the time X3 Fun sized pear.
Only yesterday I was out watching fireworks with my crush and his girl. We were joking and tickling her and she was like 'I just realized she's been rubbing my vagina!' (under a big fur coat so I couldn't see what was being tickled) My defense was 'that was all I could reach' I get suffocated in ladies' bosoms all the time. She held me there because I was getting hysterical over something.
patlpp
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Woa, what? This thread has taken a sudden, interesting turn. You're rubbing a kids vagina while motorboating some titties ?
Jack Harer
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I wasn't gonna go there, but since you broached the subject, KT you are MY kinda gal!!!
xKuroiTaimax
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Lol, I have a habit of getting over excited or anxious, so I had a friend who would just say 'hush and go to your happy place', then shove me into her tits until I shut up XP
Despite being at boob level 24/7, being short means you are also the perfect height for an armrest -_-;
Despite being at boob level 24/7, being short means you are also the perfect height for an armrest -_-;
Shannon Alexander
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Mr Nobody... She inspired me to sacrifice a goat or two as well...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
When I woke up this morning, I SWEAR my intestines said "rrrowlman!"
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Carne Seca
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But you wouldn't shit him! He's your favorite little turd.
