Accidental Incest

D.B.Doober

D.B.Doober

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the worst part is he was probably telling his buddies how good the cooch was...
"IT'S YOUR SISTER DUDE! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL MAN YOU'RE a FAREAK!" - Joe Dirt
 
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c0lchester

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this makes me glad most of my family is in french canada (and too ugly even for booze and no glasses) or the U.S (even though I have dual I cant cross that boarder at this time)
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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One of the main reasons I don't go the New Zealand... I have a fuck ton of relatives over there I do not know at all... I'd hate to end up at a funeral of a family member, look over and see someone I had slain with my pork sword... that would be super un-cool...
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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do you know how much trouble I got into for making a statement like that on RIU? Except I made the statement that aggressiveness could be eliminated by not allowing murders to breed and I compared it to animal husbandry.

Dizzle Frost said:
yeah you cna breed it out over time , ive seen it in dog lines. by talkin to you im pretty sure yur all good , GG Granny put some branches back on that tree....good woman!
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Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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I don't think retarded people should be allowed to breed... Retards, Child Sex offenders and rapists... should all be sterilized... In my opinion...
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Winter Woman said:
do you know how much trouble I got into for making a statement like that on RIU? Except I made the statement that aggressiveness could be eliminated by not allowing murders to breed and I compared it to animal husbandry.
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It does raise the old spectre of eugenics.
Sometime (perhaps not in the near future) we, humanity, will have to face the offspring of that spectre. Gene science will become good enough that we will be able to Fix Things without having to breed characteristics in or out as per animal or crop husbandry.
We can delay the ethical storm, but unless we go full Luddite and abandon gene science entirely, we will need to face it one day. Genetic repair/improvement that operates at the level of the germ line isn't classical eugenics, but its politics will probably be as sticky. cn
 
rowlman

rowlman

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Winter Woman said:
do you know how much trouble I got into for making a statement like that on RIU? Except I made the statement that aggressiveness could be eliminated by not allowing murders to breed and I compared it to animal husbandry.
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lol...you got in trouble?...I did once too,...but I think it was a joke at my joke...I would hope you guys don't take me too serious.I'm sorry, but I have some hillbilly relatives that I love to throw inbreed jokes at...most of Jeff Foxworthy's shit hold true to them.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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My 1st cousin put the moves on me and it made me sick. Haven't really seen him in about 10 years and that is just fine with me.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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He became a hairdresser so he could run his hand down long hair and say, 'is this the length you want' as his fingers are on their nipples.
 
jonblaze420

jonblaze420

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That child will be mentally ill and possibly physically deformed. How sad and unfortunate, and stupidly kind of funny.
 
cannabitch81

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Winter Woman said:
Yep, we have an app for that. How did their parents not get to meet each other? In Mississippi they could divorce and still be brother and sister. lol.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/04/south-africa-sibling-couple_n_1076646.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl19|sec3_lnk2|110108Pregnant

Pregnant with her fiancé's child, a woman in South Africa was horrified to learn that the father of her baby is her own brother.

According to The Daily Mail, the engaged couple has been dating for nearly five years and is expecting their first child next month. The Associated Press reports that it was "love at first sight" when the siblings met at university.

The mother is reportedly devastated, and has said that she doesn't know how she will tell their child. The father told the Associated Press, "We can't think straight at the moment and will just take everything one step at a time."

The sister and brother did not recognize each other because they were raised 50 miles apart by their mother and father, respectively. Although their case is rare, the South African siblings are not the only ones concerned with accidental incest.

In Iceland, a phone app attempts to circumvent such problems, which are apparently somewhat common in the 300,000-person country. GlobalPost reports that 'The Book Of Icelanders' allows potential lovers to compare their genealogies: "To avoid incest, all one has to do is put in their name, their prospective girlfriend's or boyfriend's name and the database will spit out exactly how related they are to each other."
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How is this possible? They were dating for 5 years and expecting their first child and never bothered to meet eachothers family. How could they have not figured it out, did they not know eachothers last names as well? In my opinion 50 miles isn't far enough away to lose touch with a child.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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Winter Woman said:
He became a hairdresser so he could run his hand down long hair and say, 'is this the length you want' as his fingers are on their nipples.
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We had a "Chester The Molester" in my family too, he was always finding a way to rub against someone!( the girls)...fuckin perv....lol

...but it's okay that the chic that cuts my hair keeps her boobs in my face the whole time...lol...it's only perverted if a guy does it to a girl...when it happens to us, it's a bonus:-P...and she gets a good tip.
 
Urca

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you think is bad, check out hapsburg inbreeding. Especially in spain. First cousins would marry, and uncles married neices. By the end of it, they had inbred so much that they were able to breed a king that had closer genetic similarities than a child born from a brother and a sister.
he was more like an animal than a person
 
rowlman

rowlman

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Urca said:
you think is bad, check out hapsburg inbreeding. Especially in spain. First cousins would marry, and uncles married neices. By the end of it, they had inbred so much that they were able to breed a king that had closer genetic similarities than a child born from a brother and a sister.
he was more like an animal than a person
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....I hope that hill in Kentucky wasn't that bad.
 
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