I'm eating people for dinner!!!

tckfui

tckfui

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tckfui

tckfui

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they wont say, all they say is they spent tons of time and reserch into getting it just right. the first article tells their exact answer, but thats basically all they said.

this isnt that quote, but one relates to the subject.
So what does human flesh taste like? Their FAQ says, "If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."
Their ambiguity on how makes one wonder if they simply made their best guess on the flavor, knowing that any persons able to refute the claim would most likely be unwilling to do so. And who would believe such a person's claims anyway? Perhaps they used a beef-based flavoring, sweetened it a tad, and called it good; but if so, they won't fess up. Of course it's always possible that their researchers really were willing to make some sacrifices to get the flavor just right, but they would never admit to that either. No doubt the ambiguity is key to their borderline, curiosity-driven marketing: sales will dry up if they admit to shenanigans, but equally so if they claim their researchers have eaten real human flesh.


on another note
Until the closure of the Hufu web site in 2006, Hufu was touted as "the healthy human flesh alternative" for "cannibals who want to quit", as well as a product for anthropology students studying cannibalism. According to its website, hufu is also "a great convenience food for cannibals. No more Friday night hunting raids! Stay home and enjoy the good healthy taste of hufu."
Mark Nuckols (founder and CEO of Hufu, LLC)—then a student at Tuck School of Business—claimed that the concept of Hufu occurred to him while reading anthropologist Marvin Harris' "Good To Eat: Riddles of Food and Culture" and simultaneously eating a tofurkey sandwich.[1]


sexy avatar BTW is that a self portrait?
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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From the website.... Lmfao.


So what does human flesh taste like? According to the website:
If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.​
The makers are also planning to create similar products, "Hufu Healthy Hearts" and "Hufu Doctor Lecter's Liver".



Thats effen sick. Im sorry. But I did see a video once of some man eating a bbqd infant (not by choice just hit play and couldnt believe my eyes!)...so people do eat humans .:spew:.
 
tckfui

tckfui

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"The taste and texture of Hufu are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal



How do you just happen to hit play on a video that sick? it was staged I hope.
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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tckfui said:
How do you just happen to hit play on a video that sick? it was staged I hope.
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I was looking at funny adult oriented videos... I think at rotten, but it had a misleading title. (cant remember it was a while back.) And oh, it was def not staged. It was disgusting.
 
tckfui

tckfui

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they mean if human flesh has never entered your oral cavity, this is what it would taste like, duh :P
why do they put stuff like this guy eating babies on the internet? why was there even anybody around this guy, let alone why did they have a video camera, and decide to record him eating babies??? this just dosnt make sense, we live in an insainly sad world
 
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fdd2blk

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tckfui said:
they mean if human flesh has never entered your oral cavity, this is what it would taste like, duh :P
why do they put stuff like this guy eating babies on the internet? why was there even anybody around this guy, let alone why did they have a video camera, and decide to record him eating babies??? this just dosnt make sense, we live in an insainly sad world
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hasn't just about EVERYBODY not tasted human flesh. who they trying to kid?:twisted:
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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tckfui said:
why do they put stuff like this guy eating babies on the internet? why was there even anybody around this guy, let alone why did they have a video camera, and decide to record him eating babies??? this just dosnt make sense, we live in an insainly sad world
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It was a few years back, but it was filmed in an asian country, I wish I could remember which one... but on that same vid it showed how unwanted babies are just left in the gutter to die, so on the vid, there was a baby in the gutter of this busy ass street and all these business-like looking people were walking by not even looking twice at the dead baby in the gutter. :cry:. I also seen babies just sitting on shelves, girls, in a dark room... some dead some not, but left to die. They obviously had no respect for human life.
 
pinksensa

pinksensa

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makes me think of I think it was the red dragon when hannibal lecter gets that guy all spun out on some drug that causes him to peel his own face off with a peice of glass....or even just silence of the lambs...efffff a nice chiante w/ fava beans......its puts the lotion on the body......put the fucking lotion in the basket...
 
pinksensa

pinksensa

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jamiemichelle said:
It was a few years back, but it was filmed in an asian country, I wish I could remember which one... but on that same vid it showed how unwanted babies are just left in the gutter to die, so on the vid, there was a baby in the gutter of this busy ass street and all these business-like looking people were walking by not even looking twice at the dead baby in the gutter. :cry:. I also seen babies just sitting on shelves, girls, in a dark room... some dead some not, but left to die. They obviously had no respect for human life.
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you need to stop looking at shit like that
 
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clueless

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I beg to differ, but it has to taste like CHICKEN!!!

I mean, have you ever been burned really bad? I got hit by some hot metal on my arm once. It took about 3 years to get all of the metal out ( it was like a really bad zit ). It smelled like a piece of chicken roasting on the grill... slightly salty but not unpleasant.

Cannibalism is unhealthy anyway. As fucked up as our society is, we've even made it illegal to feed cow meat to cows, pig meat to pigs, etc.

Later!
Clueless

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tckfui

tckfui

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hmmm I cant say as to whether or not you are write, or them... most people cant... except mr lector...
the cheek meat is the best they say ;) or he does anyway
yet we will feed pigs and cows alcohol made from urine to fatten them up
 
tebor

tebor

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They should have called it Soylent Green

Maybe they had those survivors from that Andes mountains plane crash that they made that move Alive about as their taste testers.
 
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