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smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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holy shit are those shot glasses?? whats an aussie shot 4 oz?! HAHAHA work it out bro, on the other side of the world I be gettin sidewayz alwayz, theze dayz soon fade

oh they are normal... fuckin dumb ass americans...
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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smokinheavy79 said:
p.s. your toilet flushes wrong! seriously though, austrailia looks scary as hell at night from space... lot of "wolf creek" areas looks like :D
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There are places where people will tell you not to hitchhike cause people go missing... tehhehehehe... truy story... shit be fucked up sometimes... but what are you gonna do..? hitchike and hope you find the guy/people responsible and be able to defend yourself...? fuck that for a joke... IF people wanna take the risk of ending up missing then that's on them... I'm not gonna put myself in their shoes treyna be superman... Fuck..! TYhat!!!
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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Those shotties are normal... I know I've got more around here somewhere... I've got a good sized one somewhwere.. if only I could find the fucker...

Holy shit... Just read the last post I made... lol... I haven't been this far gone on alcohol since my last girlfriend up and left... lol...

And fuck you for suggesting the tripple shot of triple sec... I can barely taste my cigarettes now... arsehole...

Jst kidding...

but not really...

arsehole...

and my toilet doesn't spin the water just disappears and takes the shit with it... most of the time... but sometimes... not so much :(
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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Shannon Alexander said:
There are places where people will tell you not to hitchhike cause people go missing... tehhehehehe... truy story... shit be fucked up sometimes... but what are you gonna do..? hitchike and hope you find the guy/people responsible and be able to defend yourself...? fuck that for a joke... IF people wanna take the risk of ending up missing then that's on them... I'm not gonna put myself in their shoes treyna be superman... Fuck..! TYhat!!!
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that is so different than the world i live in... i am buzzed enough to be VERY fascinated in our cultural differences. typing/spelling/grammar are becoming increasingly difficult to maintain.
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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Shannon Alexander said:
Those shotties are normal... I know I've got more around here somewhere... I've got a good sized one somewhwere.. if only I could find the fucker...

Holy shit... Just read the last post I made... lol... I haven't been this far gone on alcohol since my last girlfriend up and left... lol...

And fuck you for suggesting the tripple shot of triple sec... I can barely taste my cigarettes now... arsehole...

Jst kidding...

but not really...

arsehole...

and my toilet doesn't spin the water just disappears and takes the shit with it... most of the time... but sometimes... not so much :(
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i think my liver is mostly hops and barley so i can drink a metric ton or cubic inch... fuck i'm falling apart at 11:30... being cool this afternoon is gonna be a freakin double dare challenge
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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So what about the differences are you interested in..? and bare in mind that I'm white rural Tasmanian raised and that does not reflect on the general views, experinces or culture of most of Australia...
 
smokinheavy79

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well suprisingly we are VERY similar. But different countries do and think differently... not like a cracker rascist bastard... but the way people talk is different, whats up with that?? eat different food... with interent we can talk real time, but are all so different...the small things in life amaze me... thats the key to happiness
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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smokinheavy79 said:
well suprisingly we are VERY similar. But different countries do and think differently... not like a cracker rascist bastard... but the way people talk is different, whats up with that?? eat different food... with interent we can talk real time, but are all so different...the small things in life amaze me... thats the key to happiness
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I mostly eat curries, spicy asian or italian style meals...
 
Shannon Alexander

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smokinheavy79 said:
that reminds me of when ppl say all chinese look the same... I had paul hogan on my mind.
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Jackie Chan is the perfect example of all chinese do not look the same... I have never once seen an other China man that looks remotely like Jackie.... and he is kinda Aussie... so Big ups to Jackie Chan...
 
smokinheavy79

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I like all food... salads, all vegatables... meats... all cuisine types. I dont eat obvious bullshit though... oysters? thats some bullshit... pig intestines??? major bullshit... I like regular meat. People ate organs when they had no choice... I have a choice :)
 
smokinheavy79

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Shannon Alexander said:
Jackie Chan is the perfect example of all chinese do not look the same... I have never once seen an other China man that looks remotely like Jackie.... and he is kinda Aussie... so Big ups to Jackie Chan...
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That comes from very closed minded thinking... lazy, arrogant thinking... I'm fucked up on a wednesday morning...i am the 99%

hahahahaha

 
Shannon Alexander

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lol... I love lambs fry... which is sheep liver... some people get it confused with lambs fries which is the testies and then they think you're back peddling when you explain that you don't eat sheeps balls... and steak and kidney pie... my god steak and kidney pie is awesome... but oysters are horrible.. I will agree with you on that and I'm never going to eat pig intestines or pigs ueterous etc... the thought makes me gag a little...
 
smokinheavy79

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steak and kidney pie.... ok we are nothing alike LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! but for real, kidneys?? what-fucking-for?! eat the meat bro... fuck the organs...

liver is ok... but still... shit, I'm going to eat a hot pocket and some tang hahahahahahaha

just kidding, I don't eat when I'm drinkin
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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I'm quite omniverous... almsot anything that is edible I'll try at least once... and I guess it's more of an Aussie thing the whole steak and kidney pie thing... probably comes from the recent british heritage... I don't know...
 
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