Premature Erection

Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

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rowlman said:
...good quetion. I'll have to go thru the book later...I don't remember them made as a kid....and we made alot of fuckin cookies...but if not, I'm adding it...I love those.
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me to...my fav cookies in the world..well i like em all lol.....if you find a good one lemmie know
 
Dislexicmidget2021

Dislexicmidget2021

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ya just look in Wal-mart 5 days before halloween there were christamas trees and lights n stuff all over the place,Its like wtf? wheres the turkey??
 
smokinheavy79

smokinheavy79

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rowlman said:
Why the fuck is my ol'lady putting up a Christmas tree?:wall: It's 59 and sunny outside and I'm eating Halloween candy. What happened to the Thanksgiving stuff?...the White Widow has got her lost I guess...cuz we have a shit load of Fall decore she gets out when she packs away the Halloween shit...I'm not even ganna ask her.:-?
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Was this the original thread title?! hahaha I completely missed that...
 
D.B.Doober

D.B.Doober

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yeah we usually wait until after Thankskilling Day to put up Xmas decorations. And I think we take them down like week after New Years or something.

I don't know if your tree is going to live 2 months until Christmas man...that's a long time
 
rowlman

rowlman

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Why have we spent 5 years collecting blue shit...and now I'm on a mission to find red lights?...WTF...she's going thru a medapause or something. I went to 5 stores, and people are already fuckin shit up like it's christmas eve...I had to fight my way thru just to find no one has red lights??...isn't red a standard christmas color?...I shouldn't have to look for that kind of shit, it should just be there, in stock, all the time...even in the summer, those fuckers!
...I'll put a red light in the upstairs bedroom window and maybe she can bring in some extra christmas cash!!;-)....for some reason, they have those lights in red.
 
canuckgrow

canuckgrow

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rowlman said:
Why have we spent 5 years collecting blue shit...and now I'm on a mission to find red lights?...WTF...she's going thru a medapause or something. I went to 5 stores, and people are already fuckin shit up like it's christmas eve...I had to fight my way thru just to find no one has red lights??...isn't red a standard christmas color?...I shouldn't have to look for that kind of shit, it should just be there, in stock, all the time...even in the summer, those fuckers!
...I'll put a red light in the upstairs bedroom window and maybe she can bring in some extra christmas cash!!;-)....for some reason, they have those lights in red.
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You need these lights.....[video]http://youtu.be/HFjI7gT1FvI[/video]
 
welby

welby

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christmass decorations should never go up before thanksgiving. Politely tell her you're divorcing her, now. It's only going to get wackier if you let it go any longer.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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welby said:
christmass decorations should never go up before thanksgiving. Politely tell her you're divorcing her, now. It's only going to get wackier if you let it go any longer.
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17 years of wackyness is just starting to get fun...I wouldn't want to miss the best part when the whole house starts looking like santas village in a few years...and I'm like Clark Grizwald, hanging 50,000 lights on my roof....my meter is already smokin hot from the grow lights...imagine next month ( rowlman looks for a rope )
 
rowlman

rowlman

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My wife spent all day trying to switch out 1000's of little bulbs to make red light strips...and then I came home with 4 boxes of red...lol...I told her to wait. She tore her fingers up too, I can't figure how she always hurts herself but she has nice holes in her finger tips from pulling out and switching all those lights...lol..and the shit still didn't work right.

But I got new ones...so this room is glowing all kinds of red, like a whorehouse now.
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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This is the 2nd time I have come in to this thread about to offer advice on so called premature erections... and once again... it's just this christmass tree thing
 
rowlman

rowlman

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It's cookie baking time now...we're ganna rock out at least 12 kinds and bake every night. I'm giving them out this year in holiday tins like grandma used to do....carring on the tradition. i'm pickin up a live tree soon, this premature erected tree is going to the other side of the house.

...ans yes, some lucky realitives will get the good cookies :weed:
 
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