I will tell you how I got revenge on my neighbours boyfreind, maybe you will like it and run with it.
While still living at my parents home in high school, I was out having a smoke on my front porch at 2AM one night, and when I used to smoke I would bring the dog out with me so she could sniff along the sidewalk and such, hell its 2AM why not? I am smoking away, when I see headlights on my dog, dont think much of it just a car passing by, no. My neighbours boyfreind is drunk, and drives on the sidewalk (where my dog is) to get to the house next door. I see my dog jump outa the way and run up the deck, scared for her life. Dude comes outa the truck tellin me its a short cut he knows and its ok.
I say nothing to him, and call the police to inform them of a drunk driver, he loses his license etc.. that is not revenge, he almost killed my dog. While he was drunk driving he was in his pickup truck, but he also owned a 70's corvette that he loved. He has his own place about 30 minute walk or so away from where this happened. That day I go out and buy me a bunch of super glue and toothpicks. I mean alot of super glue here, in the biggest container I can get it in. 2AM comes around again, but tonight I go on an adventure with my new purchases. When I arrive at his house, his truck is gone, but in the driveway is a car, covered very nicely in a brand new very exspensive car cover, under his car port. I get to work, super glue + toothpicks in every lock, extra super glue in every lock. Every opening window sealed with superglue, tires flattened, and caps sealed with super glue, window wipers sealed with super glue. Pour the remaining super glue all over the hood + top + windsheild + rear window, pull nice cover back over car like it was never touched.
Revenge, llamas.