Dear God... Why?

Carne Seca

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I plan to make the world's most expensive tea - out of panda poo

College lecture An Yanshi has collected five tons of panda excrement to create a new type of tea.

He believes the rich fertiliser will give rise to a unique aroma that will make his brew a connoisseurs' favourite, which he will be able to sell for up to £50,000 per kilo.

'Pandas have a very poor digestive system and only absorb about 30 per cent of everything they eat. That means their excrement is rich in fibres and nutrients,' Yanshi explained.

Full story found here.

their excrement
That alone guarantees I will never drink tea that has a panda on the box.... or maybe even, "made in china" printed on the box. Hell, I'm giving up tea altogether.
 

sso

Well-Known Member
somehow i think there is something missing from this story

he talks of this stuff as fertilizer (for teaplants? not for drinking then)

but its unclear this story.

anyhow, must be some good shit! :)

carne, your avatar fits deliciously with the story :D
 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member
somehow i think there is something missing from this story

he talks of this stuff as fertilizer (for teaplants? not for drinking then)

but its unclear this story.

anyhow, must be some good shit! :)

carne, your avatar fits deliciously with the story :D
Ironically. :D
 

Dr. Greenhorn

Well-Known Member
lol! I was thinking tea for plants. I was reading the article and the dude said it had a nutty taste and very distinctive aroma while brewing. lmao! my shit probably tastes nutty too cause I can see the peanuts in it sometimes. lol
 

BadAndy

Well-Known Member
[video=youtube;-Gui2i0_lAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gui2i0_lAo&feature=related[/video]
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Last night, as the Morpheus of Hemp was easing my transition into the land of Nod, i had one of those tetrahydro brainwaves.
The box should have a picture of Cornholio on it. TP from a bunghole! cn
 
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