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cannabitch81

cannabitch81

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I know this isnt a pic, but came across this review of a local goodwill and cant stop laughing!!! :0

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★★★★★shopping for old used pantiesSalawal P.5Goodwill Industries




i hop from thrift store to thrift store, trying to buy many of the old used worn out panties, each thrift shop has to offer. This shop has or should I say had, some old worn out cotton bikini panties, and so many various used panties, I was truly in love. I bought a big bag full of panties, about 70 pairs of panties, for only $10.00 what a deal. I have a sexual fetish for used panties, not to mention, half of all the panties bought from this place have visibly worn dirty panties.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their nooner; it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the family doctor what to do.

"Homer," said the doctor, "Just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while. Homer came back to the doctor's office.

"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"

"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home again."

"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.

"I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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[FONT=&quot]A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.[/FONT]



1st kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."



2nd kid says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.



Little Johnny pops up and says “At my house we don't need nothin."



The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.



Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure..........." "When my sister started going out with a Muslim, I remember my dad saying:



"Well, that's the last Fucking thing we need."
 
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