Owww....

Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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Just caught a little bit of some HBD love dust in the eye...

It stings...



I would now like to make an apology to the girls I have been with in the past... If it was anything like what this pollen has felt like... I'm sorry... I shouldn't have laughed and said it couldn't be that bad...
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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lol ... I was sure you were talking about Crème de Dude ... and admiring the fact that you could hit your eye. cn
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Oh my gosh.

1) Shan-Shan, are you ok?

2) Are you just the kind who waves his dick uncontrollably or have you not managed to convince them to swallow? Such grievous ophthalmic injuries could have been avoided 0_o;
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Lol I totally accidentally got some man sauce on my last girlfriends eye. It just shot up there, seriously guys it wasn't on purpose, making it that much funnier. She didnt have her contacts in yet. Ten minutes later she's complaining it stings. She's complaining for like 20 minutes, mentions to my mom when we go over for breakfast tha her eye burns now. My moms like I think you got pink eye get the fuck away from me. I start lolin really hard, and my moms like wtf? So I explain, girlfriend super emberassed, my mom is like wow too much info. My dad walks over laughing and gives me a high five and a nice job son.
 
jammin screw

jammin screw

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PeyoteReligion said:
Lol I totally accidentally got some man sauce on my last girlfriends eye. It just shot up there, seriously guys it wasn't on purpose, making it that much funnier. She didnt have her contacts in yet. Ten minutes later she's complaining it stings. She's complaining for like 20 minutes, mentions to my mom when we go over for breakfast tha her eye burns now. My moms like I think you got pink eye get the fuck away from me. I start lolin really hard, and my moms like wtf? So I explain, girlfriend super emberassed, my mom is like wow too much info. My dad walks over laughing and gives me a high five and a nice job son.
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That's what I told her it wasn't on purpose..... Thinkin to myself "BULLSEYE"!!!! In this case hereye
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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You guys are mean- what if I got some super tangy lady sauce on your face, in your eye? And I wouldn't clean it up, either... I would let you burn. The curse of the high-ph pussy!
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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I told my last ex to aim it down at her chest... she wouldn't listen...

I gave her fair warning when and where to aim... she didn't listen and bam...

first shot full power spray right in the eye...
 
rowlman

rowlman

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Damn, my girl doesn't waste a drop,and she keeps going untill I'm drained. Why shoot it all over the place?
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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I hope this isn't too crude but the next time she was blowing me and I was laying down on the bed she tried to shoot me in the eye with my own man juice... it only got as far as my chin...
 
blazinkill504

blazinkill504

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xKuroiTaimax said:
You guys are mean- what if I got some super tangy lady sauce on your face, in your eye? And I wouldn't clean it up, either... I would let you burn. The curse of the high-ph pussy!
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id wipe it off, low key be salty about it, then hit you with my sauce one night while you're sleepin.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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xKuroiTaimax said:
You guys are mean- what if I got some super tangy lady sauce on your face, in your eye? And I wouldn't clean it up, either... I would let you burn. The curse of the high-ph pussy!
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Sorry, but when I go down, I go down on her because I love it...in my eyes, on my forehead, dripping down my neck...I bury my whole face in there if I have to...isn't that whats fun? and it's not gross if she likes it, like I said, my girl doesn't waste a drop.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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I think it's wonderful when there is just equal give and take from both parties ^^ If one always tries their hardest to please the other, you can't go wrong... right? However, lab googles are also necessary for some :sad:
 
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