If you were in a bank, while it was being robbed...

Finshaggy

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It's actually very easy to rob a bank.I know this bitch that gave them a note saying some wild shit like the store will be shot up if they gave her ink bomb money and shit lol.She got like 24k and got caught cause her dumbass spent to many of the the marked bills at one place.

these dumbasses always cant be happy after the 1st one so they get caught.It seems to easy lol.if I was a homeless crackhead.......
Shoulda learnda launda :)
I know.I can't beleive people can still get away with it today....but everytime they bust someone it's usually they're 5th bank in two weeks or something.
That's because those people start to feel invincible...So they go at it again and again. AND you only get like 5K a hit...
probably rather safe robbing a bank.

only idiots would help a bank, its insured (run by evil douches) and run by evil douches.
Yeah, but when you get caught, that's alotta time, in a bad place...
 

rowlman

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lol I seen this video on youtube of this dumbass trying to rob one.I guess he's in the process of robbing it and all of a sudden this big ass steel wall shoots down and blocks the tellers from him lmfao.He also thinks the doors locked but his dumbass had to just pull it in lol.Im gonna try and find the video.
...the party store video? where it looks like it breaks his neck...it lifts that dude and slams him into the ceiling...lol..., IDK how he lived.
 

rowlman

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I have no problem robbing a bank or helping them get away...it's the gettnig shot and going to prison part that I'm not to fond of.
 

sso

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was wondering, while back, heard a story from the states.

robber fell through a skyroof of some little old lady, cut himself to pieces and sued the old lady and won?

anyone know if thats true?

maybe its that same old lady :)
 

sso

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Yeah, but when you get caught, that's alotta time, in a bad place...

well, if you allready are in a shitty place (actually are shittier places than jail you know)

maybe its a step up (worst case, free meals and bed)
 

Finshaggy

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was wondering, while back, heard a story from the states.

robber fell through a skyroof of some little old lady, cut himself to pieces and sued the old lady and won?

anyone know if thats true?

maybe its that same old lady :)
My grandma told me about this when I was little.

I always assumed it was true... :lol:
well, if you allready are in a shitty place (actually are shittier places than jail you know)

maybe its a step up (worst case, free meals and bed)
True. True. Some people got it real real bad...
i woulda taken that money and stuck to my new orleans credo...i didnt see shit or know nothin!
Lol. They are in N.O. in the video :lol:
And they go by that same mantra :lol:

But Wayne has to go to jail in the video :(











Anybody see Freaknik: The Musical ???
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sso

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its that old? the story? wow. humm, well it does have a bit of a whiff of urban legend, but dunno, dont actually live there :)

but yeah, for most people, even a few hundred grand are not worth the potential jailtime.

id rather be free and poor :)

most rich people suck anyway, if i were rich id get lonely quick. only douches around and fans and golddiggers.

doesnt seem quite worth it, the golden toilet and more legspace when travelling. :)
 

Finshaggy

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Feaknik was the black WoodStock back in the day :lol: :lol:

They were trying to bring that shit back, and Wayne is was ghetto Jesus, waited till THE DAY "Freaknik" aired to go to jail, AND "Ghetto Judas" snitches and he goes to jail in the show :) (He stalled with Dr's appt's and stuuf :lol: :D



but Bonnie and Clyde fame would make you some good friends, and friends in high places ;)

And that's like having a diploma in some cirlces :D





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rowlman

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was wondering, while back, heard a story from the states.

robber fell through a skyroof of some little old lady, cut himself to pieces and sued the old lady and won?

anyone know if thats true?

maybe its that same old lady :)
It's crazy...there have been people sued by burglers for all kinds of shit...it's like if you don't kill them , they win. Some states, the robber would actually have to be pointing a gun at you for you to legally shoot him. Fuck that, I ain't play'n quick draw at 3am with some crack head....the C.S.I. team will just have to sift thru whats left.
 

......

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...the party store video? where it looks like it breaks his neck...it lifts that dude and slams him into the ceiling...lol..., IDK how he lived.
Nah I dont think so but I'd like to see the video your talking about.
It just missed him in the one im talking about.
 

sso

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It's crazy...there have been people sued by burglers for all kinds of shit...it's like if you don't kill them , they win. Some states, the robber would actually have to be pointing a gun at you for you to legally shoot him. Fuck that, I ain't play'n quick draw at 3am with some crack head....the C.S.I. team will just have to sift thru whats left.
people around here just gape at those stories "wtf?!"

"but he´s robbing you?...wtf? how the f could you reason that out???" lol, that kinda reaction :)

yeah, people dig their own graves.

often in really convoluted ways :)
 

......

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I found it!
[video=youtube;J-exyprNbJQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-exyprNbJQ[/video]
 
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