What if...

Finshaggy

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What if both men or women could become pregnant, gender was only decided in teens years since u would only be born with "holes" for potty time ;)
That would be weird. More people would be staying with their best friends from kindergarten FOREVER.
 

Filthy Phil

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What if both men or women could become pregnant, gender was only decided in teens years since u would only be born with "holes" for potty time ;)
That would be interesting...but how would we know who was smarter and who was meant to wash dishes? Hahahaha! Sorry, thats just a joke, but I couldnt resist
 

Finshaggy

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Hell yeah...super smooth. All the ladies'd be wantin some of that monkey tail lovin. Be like "oooh filthy, your tails so long and tangible...and hairy. Makes me shiver!l
Lol...






I'm a feminist! I'll make sexism my bitch. Sexism will be all like, "Oh Xavier! You're so strong! Kissy kissy! You can hit me. I like it.'
[video=youtube;xSIDtQBw5XE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIDtQBw5XE[/video]
 

Filthy Phil

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I would go watch :)
It would turn into Broadway #2, the airports would start charging more for those locations, eventually there would be a gate to get in them, and all the gangs could be funded by dance.

It would turn into a Broadway/Vegas mixture :D
Yeah, but conseravtives would still complain that gangster rap is ruining our youths
 

Finshaggy

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And divorce could only be a word ;)
If we had polygamy...Same thing...

Why leave when you can all keep each others benefits, share money, and other shit. Then just each get another spouse, and get a bigger house so you never have to talk.
But there's always 2-4-6-8-10 extra people to play with, if the mood ever strikes anyone :)
 

april

Pickle Queen
That would be interesting...but how would we know who was smarter and who was meant to wash dishes? Hahahaha! Sorry, thats just a joke, but I couldnt resist
Well assuming u pick ur own gender i'd say the dishwasher does the dishes ;)
 

Filthy Phil

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What do you do when your dishwasher leaks????


Tell her to clean it up :lol:
Hahahaha, thats classic

You know why doctors spank babies on the ass when theyre born right?

Its to knock the dicks off the stupid ones. I told that joke to a french woman once, she was appalled
 

rowlman

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What if both men or women could become pregnant, gender was only decided in teens years since u would only be born with "holes" for potty time ;)
...what would we do before the teen years, I started play'n doctor early, but not with my buddys...with their sisters an so on....but how would you know at lets say 10? :o


....I'd hate to run into little Sally next door 10 years later and find out it's Joe now.
 

Filthy Phil

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Of course.

They would HATE a Broadway/Vegas gang musical city :lol:
Yeah, John Stossel (or however you spell his name) would do a special case study report on, the mean streats of new jack city, where if you decide to go, you better have a mean and pollished moonwalk ready...or at least a dougie
 

april

Pickle Queen
...what would we do before the teen years, I started play'n doctor early, but not with my buddys...with their sisters an so on....but how would you know at lets say 10?:mrgreen:

No idea, when the child decides maybe ?? lol but i never thought my idea out really, could result with a bunch of gender confused freaks breeding like hamsters lmfao

Ok what if all men were buff and handy and all women were sexy and amazing in the kitchen ;) Would people cheat more or less??
 

bigbillyrocka

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What if both men or women could become pregnant, gender was only decided in teens years since u would only be born with "holes" for potty time ;)
have you watched "enemy mine?" its about a male (human) making friends with a male alien that self impregnates. has a little boy and the human takes care of it. from early 80's and actually really good
 

Filthy Phil

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What if I am truman from "the truman show"?

Or what if YOU are?
What if this is really a message from a fan trying to get you to realize your whole life is a tv show?
Seriously....your while life is a tv show.
Weve been watching you your whole life...i especially liked the episode where you fucked up in front of the whole class in 2nd grade....and your dad gave you an inspiring speech...that was a good one
 

april

Pickle Queen
What if "currency" as we know it never existed and "things" were earned depending on a status u worked to obtain ur entire life ( think real life rep system ) would this encourage people to be smarter and nicer in general ??
 

Filthy Phil

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What if politicians were generally known for being honest and showing care for the people they represented?

Now THAT would be a wacky world...stranger than having a second thumb AND a monkeys tail combined.
 

april

Pickle Queen
have you watched "enemy mine?" its about a male (human) making friends with a male alien that self impregnates. has a little boy and the human takes care of it. from early 80's and actually really good
No but i will now :) I enjoy 80's movies in general
 
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