I Once.

I once met a beautiful little angel at the laundry mat. She was running around, talking to everyone there. She came up to me and said, "Hi!" I replied, "Hello, how are you?" To which she replied, "Where's the money at?" "I don't know," I answered. Then she put shoved her hands into both pockets of her jacket and said, "In my pockets?" I said, "Not in *my* pockets." It was very strange. Kind of like a scene in the movie Slipstream. Funny thing was, I had just made lots of money, and had several large bills in my pocket.
 
I once met a beautiful little angel at the laundry mat. She was running around, talking to everyone there. She came up to me and said, "Hi!" I replied, "Hello, how are you?" To which she replied, "Where's the money at?" "I don't know," I answered. Then she put shoved her hands into both pockets of her jacket and said, "In my pockets?" I said, "Not in *my* pockets." It was very strange. Kind of like a scene in the movie Slipstream. Funny thing was, I had just made lots of money, and had several large bills in my pocket.

Sounds like that angel was high on meth....
 
oh shit my bad.......When I think of laundry matts I think of the people that are in them in my town..... Kids are angels.... well except me when I was one.
 
Golf is for rich pussies, and frat boys who like get wasted and go to the golf course to spend mommy and daddy's money.

Hahaha whatever! I'm not a rich puusie or frat boy. Mostly true tho. I'm just defending the 400 I paid one year for a membership. We used to get sooo frickin drunk stoned it was fun they had awesome breakfast too. thats the only year I ever really golfed tho hmmm...
 
once i sucker punched this guy in the face while gripping a roll of quarters. the sound of breaking face still haunts me.
I once GOT sucker punched. the sound of my face breaking still haunts me, along with the 9 hours of reconstrutive surgery. And from a friend to boot!

Being a smartass to a drunk guy is not always the best thing, needless to say he went to jail and feels so bad he cries to me every time we meet up. I'm fine. He is still paying. karma at it's finest.
 
I once got hit in the foreheard with a hammer...I was like 7yrs old. Moral of the story...I shouldn't have thrown sand in my buddies face..
 
ouch. My buddie was picking fight with someone else. He "thought" I was talking with one of the "enemies", and says you and all your friends are Goofs. I said I guess that would make you a Goof. opps bang:mrgreen:
 
I once almost killed myself on a bicycle. I ruptured my spleen,tore my kidney in half, bruised my pancreas and my liver. I was in intensive care for 2-1/2 weeks, in the hospital a grand total of a month. :neutral:
 
I do enjoy observing the incredible variety of social phenomena characteristic of male group behavior, especially among the rich ones (the one's that never had a job in their lives, intelligent and creative as doorknobs, who, without their privileged environment, would have ended up flippin burgers at MickD's or selling crack). I hate frat boys. they should all painfully die of syphilis.
 
Ernie that's some crazy shit! Were you trying to jump the grand canyon or something.:mrgreen: Not making fun but that's some crazy injuries on a bicycle. I used to race moto-x and the worst I got was broken tib and fib just above ankle.
 
I do enjoy observing the incredible variety of social phenomena characteristic of male group behavior, especially among the rich ones (the one's that never had a job in their lives, intelligent and creative as doorknobs, who, without their privileged environment, would have ended up flippin burgers at MickD's or selling crack). I hate frat boys. they should all painfully die of syphilis.
I once flipped burgers at the mickey d's, while I was in college. I then became manager of said micky d's, terrible job, but the money was great. The social phenomena I find interesting is people who have nothing judging people that do??
P.S. I also hate frat boys...
 
I do enjoy observing the incredible variety of social phenomena characteristic of male group behavior, especially among the rich ones (the one's that never had a job in their lives, intelligent and creative as doorknobs, who, without their privileged environment, would have ended up flippin burgers at MickD's or selling crack). I hate frat boys. they should all painfully die of syphilis.



The funniest thing about you is you're an Escort so nothing you say has any meaning or credibility..Or maybe I read that about someone else somewhere.. Sounds like you had a bad expierence with a frat boy or just maybe a sorority turned you down or something?
 
I once flipped burgers at the mickey d's, while I was in college. I then became manager of said micky d's, terrible job, but the money was great. The social phenomena I find interesting is people who have nothing judging people that do??
P.S. I also hate frat boys...



i once worked a 4 hour shift at micky d's. i never went back.
 
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