My Fingers... They WON'T WORK!

[xKuroiTaimax]

Okies, we've had many a thread on joint rolling techniques or people asking for help.

I have chronic joint pain (yes, a pun) and it's really cold over here; My hands need warming up before I can roll XP And I consider myself pretty good at making pretty spliffs.

Tell me about times you've had real issues or an odd place to roll :3 Were you... in the rain? In the back of a speeding car? Upside down? Trying to roll walking down the street? In the dark?

 

[Perfextionist420]

Was challenged to roll one handed, made it work by fold rolling it against my pants

 

[medicalmaryjane]

you need to turn up the heat or get an electric blanket. i hate when i am cold like that, lucky i live in california, it's nevr too cold here.

 

[ganjames]

Join pain is a bitch, I need about 3-4 aleve just to be able to walk. And I've been having to use a cane these past two weeks. Lol I have all my pills dumped on the counter because I can't open any of the pill bottles. And it sucks waiting for the painkillers to kick in just to open a bottle of water. Even since I started drinking bottled the tap water tastes horrible.

 

[TruenoAE86coupe]

The time on the back of the bus headed downtown to the 4/20 rally was the hardest, didn't care if anyone saw, i was 16 and didn't give a fuck. Still a bitch to break up shit weed, separate it and roll on a moving bus.

 

[cannabineer]

The older I get, the more my hand is prone to a strange sort of cramp ... as if the cables have come off the pulleys and everything pulls sideways. No real way to flex the hand without using the other to pull it shut. Very unpleasant. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

Okies, we've had many a thread on joint rolling techniques or people asking for help.

I have chronic joint pain (yes, a pun) and it's really cold over here; My hands need warming up before I can roll XP And I consider myself pretty good at making pretty spliffs.

Tell me about times you've had real issues or an odd place to roll :3 Were you... in the rain? In the back of a speeding car? Upside down? Trying to roll walking down the street? In the dark?

 

[cannabineer]

I had this great shooting glove once ... the fingers were cut off except for the middle one. Awesome for driving. cn

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I have gloves like that, but still... I freeze

 

[OGEvilgenius]

Rolled quite a few while in motion in a vehicle. Buddy of mine rolled one while driving a motor bike (not on the road, just to prove he could do it).

 

[ohmy]

Join pain is a bitch, I need about 3-4 aleve just to be able to walk. And I've been having to use a cane these past two weeks. Lol I have all my pills dumped on the counter because I can't open any of the pill bottles. And it sucks waiting for the painkillers to kick in just to open a bottle of water. Even since I started drinking bottled the tap water tastes horrible.

You sound like me. ahhhhh you east coast to.... they just changed my meds again. I am so sick of eating pills but that is the only thing that works

 

[ganjames]

You sound like me. ahhhhh you east coast to.... they just changed my meds again. I am so sick of eating pills but that is the only thing that works

yeah it's horrible, i called off work today because i couldn't get downstairs.

to be honest i would rather have cancer to the point of almost dying, get intense treatment and go into remission. than to deal with this for the rest of my life. at least if you survive cancer you can live a normal life.

 

[Carne Seca]

I have gloves like that, but still... I freeze

I know! I know! I'll move in with you and then eat lots of beans. When the time is right, I'll sit on your hands and let nature take its course. We'll just call it a localized dutch oven.

 

[hellohappinesss]

while i used to go to class in the mornings I'd stupidly roll then spark up while driving. in my defense I can get one rolled in a matter of seconds once the buds broken up. this routine ended as I crossed the median right in front of a cop car coming my way... i was picking up a dropped filter haa. he didn't pull me over.. phew. still learned my lesson.

 

[Sr. Verde]

One of the first times I was on LSD I decided to roll a joint..... My buddies agreed.... We happened to be in the bathroom, chilling, tripping on the tiles and walls (large bathroom on LSD duh)....

Anyway, I could hardly hold a grinder.... Nevermind a grinder, papers, and a guitar pick to scoop the weed out with.... like fuck man, at the time it was like one person solving the worlds energy crisis.. crazy hard.. .... With God like focus and God like ADD distracting me at the same time


I found myself chilling in the dry bathtub, with the curtain open, chilling with people... with a grinder on my lap and papers in my hand with 1000% of my attention on my fingers....

Still the most difficult joint I ever rolled I think.. Besides my first.... It came out PRIMO though!



Now on L my joint rolling isn't difficult, it just takes a little longer.

Let me roll the next one K!

 

[jammin screw]

One of the first times I was on LSD I decided to roll a joint..... My buddies agreed.... We happened to be in the bathroom, chilling, tripping on the tiles and walls (large bathroom on LSD duh)....

Anyway, I could hardly hold a grinder.... Nevermind a grinder, papers, and a guitar pick to scoop the weed out with.... like fuck man, at the time it was like one person solving the worlds energy crisis.. crazy hard.. .... With God like focus and God like ADD distracting me at the same time


I found myself chilling in the dry bathtub, with the curtain open, chilling with people... with a grinder on my lap and papers in my hand with 1000% of my attention on my fingers....

Still the most difficult joint I ever rolled I think.. Besides my first.... It came out PRIMO though!



Now on L my joint rolling isn't difficult, it just takes a little longer.

Let me roll the next one K!

Now that's what I'd call a tripstick senor....

 

[Orithil]

I rolled a joint sitting outside the police station once. The hardest or most challenging I would have to say was rolling a joint on the teacups at the carnival.

 

[mugan]

in a party buss in mayfield hts, after 1/2 ltr of JD and i forgot howmany shots of grey, every one iwas rolling managed to roll atleast 2, i don't remember if they were purrty or not tho

 

[canuckgrow]

yeah but can you roll while piloting one of these?

I've even done hot knives while rolling down the highwat lol

 

[......]

nothing you can do,just gotta wait for your hands to warm up.