My Fingers... They WON'T WORK!
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Sr. Verde
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"where the fuck did that dutch go???? NO WE didn't smoke it that was the white owl....... I JUST rolled that fucking dutch where is it.... *15 minutes later* WHERE IS IT? GUYS? [*from behind* dude... it's in your ear].... FUCK!"
Now my hands are frozen, i just went for a 5:30 bike ride and should have brought gloves and more than 2 layers...
I'm heating my hands up with my volcano vaporizer
CEEJR
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I have a friend who lost a hand to an industrial accident. He can roll a perfect joint using that same technique.
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lmfao I lose dutches in my ear when im sober."where the fuck did that dutch go???? NO WE didn't smoke it that was the white owl....... I JUST rolled that fucking dutch where is it.... *15 minutes later* WHERE IS IT? GUYS? [*from behind* dude... it's in your ear].... FUCK!"
Now my hands are frozen, i just went for a 5:30 bike ride and should have brought gloves and more than 2 layers...
I'm heating my hands up with my volcano vaporizer
I never tried to roll on acid but I did on shrooms.....That was pretty crazy,I kept thinking I was dropping weed everywhere.
Last time I tripped on acid I remember my friend couldn't roll at all,kept laughing and drooling all over himself lol.
And the motorcycle or a peddle bike?Either way I know you were freezing lol.We still haven't had snow up here though,not counting that freak october snow storm.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Rolling while driving is easy. Anybody else keep a Frisbee in reach for that exact reason? I would agree tho that anytime you're tripping is probably the hardest time to roll a joint.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Dibs on the video rights! cnI know! I know! I'll move in with you and then eat lots of beans. When the time is right, I'll sit on your hands and let nature take its course. We'll just call it a localized dutch oven.
Total Head
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we always just used the car registration. i don't really roll in my car but to this day everytime i reach for my registration i check it for weed crumbs. one time a buddy got pulled over and when the cop gave back the registration we noticed there were a bunch of weed crumbs under the plastic. good times.
hellohappinesss
Active Member
I've always got a large vinyl record case under the seat, but a frisbee is a great idea since you have the ridges, it can't fall or slide
Sr. Verde
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i pedal my bike when i peddle if you feel
i usually wear gloves and a jacket on a motorcycle
xKuroiTaimax
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ACK!
CHEATING! BLASPHEMY!
Unless you're disabled.
CHEATING! BLASPHEMY!
Unless you're disabled.
Carne Seca
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ewwwwww!! Polar Bears are perverts.
Tenner
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Your a funny guy VerdeOne of the first times I was on LSD I decided to roll a joint..... My buddies agreed.... We happened to be in the bathroom, chilling, tripping on the tiles and walls (large bathroom on LSD duh)....
Anyway, I could hardly hold a grinder.... Nevermind a grinder, papers, and a guitar pick to scoop the weed out with.... like fuck man, at the time it was like one person solving the worlds energy crisis.. crazy hard.. .... With God like focus and God like ADD distracting me at the same time
I found myself chilling in the dry bathtub, with the curtain open, chilling with people... with a grinder on my lap and papers in my hand with 1000% of my attention on my fingers....
Still the most difficult joint I ever rolled I think.. Besides my first.... It came out PRIMO though!
Now on L my joint rolling isn't difficult, it just takes a little longer.
Let me roll the next one K!
The hardest joints for me are always on large doses of mdma lol One time after bombing 100mg`s and taking up an offer to snort a 300mg line before I came up, I was LOST IN THE LOVE!
After many hours of dancing and hugging at the house party, we were all sat on the carpet and I was trying to roll this joint. I just about rolled it, spilt it all on the carpet. Picked up, retry, spilled it all again. Picked it all up, put it in the rizla and got the other person to roll it for me to avoid the embarassment
I`m the best roller in the team too The sweaty hands are a biiig problem
Tenner
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You can if you want to! Just need a few people to hug and some sick music to keep you GOINGI couldn't rail that much Molly and stand up.... Never mind rolling a joint
smokinheavy79
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I rolled a BEAUTIFUL titan modelo in a frisbee rollin down the highway one time...Okies, we've had many a thread on joint rolling techniques or people asking for help.
I have chronic joint pain (yes, a pun) and it's really cold over here; My hands need warming up before I can roll XP And I consider myself pretty good at making pretty spliffs.
Tell me about times you've had real issues or an odd place to roll :3 Were you... in the rain? In the back of a speeding car? Upside down? Trying to roll walking down the street? In the dark?
