True or False?

[OneHit2Much]

Ok heres how this works, the first poster makes a statement, the next poster then has to answer truthfully), then makes a statement himself that the next poster has to answer 'true' or 'false'. I hope we have enough people on this forum to make this work. Try to be imaginative, not offensive, and if possible even funny.

The next poster has smoked themselves sober

 

[brandon727272]

False.

The next poster likes to think of themselves as a good person, but when they really delve into the details they realize they're just another of the world's pricks.

 

[2fast92]

I am very sober right now.

 

[bblzs]

true.

The next poster has a secret collection of porn.

 

[AltarNation]

False. I don't collect it. There's plenty available online, lol.

The next poster knows how to tie a slipknot.

 

[brandon727272]

Not so secret but true...

Next poster likes the taste of their toes.

 

[Sandbagger]

Not so secret but true...

Next poster likes the taste of their toes.

False

The next poster does not like the smell of dirty underwear.

 

[racerboy71]

False

The next poster does not like the smell of dirty underwear.

false, depends who's undies they are...

the next poster doesn't grow their own bud..

 

[cannabineer]

False.
The next poster decides whether or not to nibble the nose finger clean by the way it looks. cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

False.
The next poster decides whether or not to nibble the nose finger clean by the way it looks. cn

true. (rrrrruuuubbbbb )

The next poster can reach those hard to reach places

 

[OneHit2Much]

True

The next poster has OD'd before

 

[Liveforeverordietrying]

False,
The next post poster "Did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

 

[eye exaggerate]

False.

The next poster has lipbalm for 'various other' uses...

 

[mysunnyboy]

uh true, no no false, yes yes i did.
the next poster runs moonshine

 

[timeismoney1]

What the hell can you do with lip balm?? This has sparked my fried brain

 

[eye exaggerate]

What the hell can you do with lip balm?? This has sparked my fried brain

...I'm not just going to simply put a laughy-smiley face, I'll write it proper ---> LOL!

 

[cannabineer]

ain't called CrapStick fer nuthin ... ideal for the sort of runs that etched you down to raw steak. cn

 

[dirtsurfr]

False my a$$ lips have never been chapped but I guess it would still feel kinda neat...
The next poster uses Miracle Grow

 

[racerboy71]

False my a$$ lips have never been chapped but I guess it would still feel kinda neat...
The next poster uses Miracle Grow

false...
the next poster likes the term medicating when mmj users are in fact simply smoking a joint??

 

[eye exaggerate]

ain't called CrapStick fer nuthin ... ideal for the sort of runs that etched you down to raw steak. cn

...laughing out loud inside, people are sleeping