What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?
- Thread starter Gafoogle
- Start date
Urca
Well-Known Member
Earned hero status for that
my friend earnt his hero status by pounding his best mates sister and his mate walking in and then while still on top his sister saying. Something I was meant to tell ya. That girl I been dating and screwing.... Well yeah... It's your sister haha. Classic.
omg my brother would kill his friends if they did something like that. He had like three friends kiss my older sister. One though pinned her down and did it, but still. Nothing like that has happened with me and my brother's friends, except for the one friend who thought it would be funny to tell him "Jeff, today I plan to make Erica a woman, Im gonna make love to her". I didnt know he said that and my brother was gonna beat the shit out of him before he realized he was just joking about sleeping with me
CR500ROOST
Well-Known Member
Earned hero status for that
my friend earnt his hero status by pounding his best mates sister and his mate walking in and then while still on top his sister saying. Something I was meant to tell ya. That girl I been dating and screwing.... Well yeah... It's your sister haha. Classic.
Lmao damn that's funny as hell.I don't have the balls to do that.That's God status rite there.
Urca
Well-Known Member
lol but why? i dont understand the need to have that quantity of dick in your mouth. I would only ever do one at a time, and I wouldnt blow someone I didnt know or have feelings for. Maybe its because im not a slut, but the idea of having ten dicks in my mouth is making me wanna vomit
Brick Top
New Member
Being a guy I don't know if it would really qualify for being slutty or just be chalked up as being a guy, but I spent many years with a women and living on a lake we'd often have sex in my boat.
Once time when we were anchored in the back end of a semi-hidden cove a boat pulled into the cove a little way, but was well far enough away that even though we had drifted to the end of the anchor rope and were in sight I wasn't concerned that we could be seen well enough to bother me ... so I continued ... and my woman was so engrossed in our activities that she did not notice the boat even though we traveled all over my boat from one location to another, front seat, back seat, transom, engine cover etc.
When we pulled out of the cove and got near the other boat two couples in it stood up and applauded and whistled and cheered and waved and gave the thumbs up ..... while showing us that they had several pairs of binoculars with them. Evidently they could see us very clearly.
My babe turned away and blushed but I smiled really big and waved at the two couples and blew the horn a few times.
A little later my dame asked me if I wasn't embarrassed like she had been. I said no, that I wasn't. I said we got cheers and applause so we evidently put on a heck of a show. But if they would have laughed and pointed and given us the thumbs down, then I would have been embarrassed.
If high school antics count, at a New Years Eve party I had three girls that one night, all separately, two of them being twin sisters. The twins part was a bit confusing. They were like mirror images of each other and I had to be careful not to call Martha, Lola and not to call Lola, Martha.
Once time when we were anchored in the back end of a semi-hidden cove a boat pulled into the cove a little way, but was well far enough away that even though we had drifted to the end of the anchor rope and were in sight I wasn't concerned that we could be seen well enough to bother me ... so I continued ... and my woman was so engrossed in our activities that she did not notice the boat even though we traveled all over my boat from one location to another, front seat, back seat, transom, engine cover etc.
When we pulled out of the cove and got near the other boat two couples in it stood up and applauded and whistled and cheered and waved and gave the thumbs up ..... while showing us that they had several pairs of binoculars with them. Evidently they could see us very clearly.
My babe turned away and blushed but I smiled really big and waved at the two couples and blew the horn a few times.
A little later my dame asked me if I wasn't embarrassed like she had been. I said no, that I wasn't. I said we got cheers and applause so we evidently put on a heck of a show. But if they would have laughed and pointed and given us the thumbs down, then I would have been embarrassed.
If high school antics count, at a New Years Eve party I had three girls that one night, all separately, two of them being twin sisters. The twins part was a bit confusing. They were like mirror images of each other and I had to be careful not to call Martha, Lola and not to call Lola, Martha.
Filthy Phil
Well-Known Member
Would you say that about a mechanic? Probably not...when you need your car serviced you dont care how many hoods he's had his face under. In fact, a busy mechanic makes for a better mechanic.
Just like your car, our gear needs regular servicing. And who's throat is more loosed up than a girl who just crammed a few I. There? Besides, most girls have sucked more than 5 different cocks....only diff is probably not in a row. Besides....this girl is at a club, she can disinfect her mouth with more wiskey
With that said, we arent gonna marry that girl, though SOMEONE WILL. We just figure....hey, theres a chick handing out blowjobs, might as well stop in and get myself one. After all....thats the only reason I came to a club for anyways, I could have gotten drunk at home
Brick Top
New Member
Do you think that just because some chick has jizz on her face and dripping from her chin that it would be so disgusting that her mouth and throat wouldn't feel damn good?
Hell, it's fun to be part of giving a chick so many pearl necklaces that she looks like the hottie at Mardi Gras with the most beads around her neck.
Line up guys, it's bukkake time!
I will never be able to understand sexually repressed people!
Urca
Well-Known Member
Would you say that about a mechanic? Probably not...when you need your car serviced you dont care how many hoods he's had his face under. In fact, a busy mechanic makes for a better mechanic.
Just like your car, our gear needs regular servicing. And who's throat is more loosed up than a girl who just crammed a few I. There? Besides, most girls have sucked more than 5 different cocks....only diff is probably not in a row. Besides....this girl is at a club, she can disinfect her mouth with more wiskey
With that said, we arent gonna marry that girl, though SOMEONE WILL. We just figure....hey, theres a chick handing out blowjobs, might as well stop in and get myself one. After all....thats the only reason I came to a club for anyways, I could have gotten drunk at home
lol i guess the argument makes sense if you say it like a business transaction. Its more of a personal hang up to me. Ive only ever done that to one person, so the whole idea of having a line of men to do that to.... turns my stomach. Most guys have (unless they are gay) never given head to another guy, so they have no idea what its like to do that. The chick must be a champ, because it does make your mouth very tired, and she must not have a gag reflex anymore
Brick Top
New Member
......
Well-Known Member
cause I look out for them so they gotta look out for me.
and you should really stop giving head until your going with one of them urca.
theexpress
Well-Known Member
nothing like let one go in a womens mouth boooy........
Brick Top
New Member
OK, I just thought about one more, that might be my ultimate, but it might not count since I did not realize it at the time ... but it was part of something rather kinky.
I was dating a 17-year old girl, and I was just enough older that I really shouldn't have been, but her parents were divorced, her mother had moved into a trailer and she was cool with the two of us going there to have sex, even when she was home.
The only room in the trailer that had a door was the bathroom. My girlfriend and I would go into the front bedroom and do the humping, bumping and rumping thing and her mother would sit at the table by the kitchen and wait for us to finish.
After a few months of this I was sitting where the mother would sit at the table when her daughter and I would be playing and I noticed something I had noticed in the room, but did not put two and two together and had no idea of what was up until I saw it when sitting at the table.
At some point the mother had moved two mirrors in the bedroom so they were near each other in the corner of the room and angled in a way where when sitting at the kitchen table you had a clear view of the bed.
Each time she was home the mother had been sitting there watching me put it to her daughter.
That's even a bit twisted to me, and I am as bent as a safety pin.
I was dating a 17-year old girl, and I was just enough older that I really shouldn't have been, but her parents were divorced, her mother had moved into a trailer and she was cool with the two of us going there to have sex, even when she was home.
The only room in the trailer that had a door was the bathroom. My girlfriend and I would go into the front bedroom and do the humping, bumping and rumping thing and her mother would sit at the table by the kitchen and wait for us to finish.
After a few months of this I was sitting where the mother would sit at the table when her daughter and I would be playing and I noticed something I had noticed in the room, but did not put two and two together and had no idea of what was up until I saw it when sitting at the table.
At some point the mother had moved two mirrors in the bedroom so they were near each other in the corner of the room and angled in a way where when sitting at the kitchen table you had a clear view of the bed.
Each time she was home the mother had been sitting there watching me put it to her daughter.
That's even a bit twisted to me, and I am as bent as a safety pin.
CR500ROOST
Well-Known Member
Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
I would like to feel better about myself, so let's hear it.
I once pulled a bug infested fleshlight from my safe...............
You don't wanna know what happened next.
Brick Top
New Member
If that was about the watching mother ... I think you're right. The mother had a killer body but she had a face like Barney Fife. I could have gotten her doggie so I wouldn't have had to see her face, but it wouldn't have helped. I would have still remembered what she looked like.
The younger sister of the girl I was dating told me she wanted me too, but she was just that little bit more younger that was enough for even me to say no.
I hadn't thought about this girl in years. I think if we were the young now and just met we would end up on a bunch of amateur porn sites. I really didn't think about it, but I have to wonder if she knew her mom was watching. The girl liked to be seen. She would like us to go for a drive on the highway and me pull up next to an 18-wheeler where the driver could look down into my car and then keep pace with him while she went down on me.
One night she went down on me when her younger sister, her older brother and her best friend were with us in my car and we were driving around getting high.
The funniest one was I had a friend visit me and one night my girlfriend and I were taking him to the train station in Texarkana, I lived in Southwest Ark. at the time. My girlfriend started blowing me and part way through she stopped and said she felt bad about it with my friend there. I thought she meant like she didn't want him to feel bad that I was getting some and not him and she'd finish things after we dropped him off. Instead she asked if she should blow him and then finish me. He was my best friend and she was just someone to have fun with so I said sure. The funny part is he wouldn't let him. She thought he was just more shy than me but I knew what it was ... and the next time we talked he said it. He didn't want her to know that he had a dick like an infant. He was to embarrassed to let her see it, so she just went back to pleasuring me.
This was all right at 30 years ago and I had half forgotten about it until I thought about the mother watching story.
I did manage to really embarrass her one night. We had gone to a movie and then had sex and then met her sister, brother, her mother and a couple of her friends and their boyfriends at a restaurant. One of her friends had some 'big news.' One of the girls in their high school class had dropped out of school and had become a hooker. My girlfriend asked the girl how much their hooker friend charged for sex. Her friend said $100.00. My girlfriend said the girl was crazy and said if it were her she'd charge $500.00. I laughed and said, what are you talking about? You just did it for those french fries and coke.
Her face turned as red as a person's face can and the rest of us laughed like mad.
welshsmoker
Well-Known Member
bricktop. you are never right, one of my mates who is back home with his mam, i spat my beer out when he told me his mothers suction dildo was still on the wall when he got in the shower. creased me.
xKuroiTaimax
Well-Known Member
You see that's the difference between men and women. Some of the outrageous things men have done to and say about women are perfectly acceptable and bragging rights amongst other men, but a woman should be a shameful harlot.
You tell the 'I banged this chick' stories without resulting to vulgarity or rudeness so props to you <3
I don't know. None of the guys I've been with were boyfriends so I guess that makes it slutty.
Girls were also messing me around and going for me when drunk.
But this guy 'D' was one of my closest friends. We were the only ones who really got eachother. He was hot as hell but was doing the 'hot and cold' thing for 2 years, calling me when he was drunk and talking dirty to me etc then acting like nothing had happened the next day. Making suggestive comments, being cuddly one day and ignoring me the next. I'd had some problems and he was the one to comfort me (he went to the police with me for a full 7 hours of statementing when he found out I was assaulted) I felt indebted to him and he implied as such. One day he started texting me in class and telling me to make an excuse to get away from everyone.
So he lead me into a cubicle, locked the door and basically told me to get to work.
I felt slutty because he told me to keep it a secret.
Yep, I know it's shameful, but if it makes the OP feel less bad about whatever she supposedly did...
unohu69
Well-Known Member
Im a guy, so iv never done anything slutty....
No one has anything to be ashamed of. Sex is just part of the human animal, natural as sunshine and cannabis....
and from what iv seen of your pics kuroi, you have nothing to be ashamed of, he was probly afraid of falling in love some of us are like that now....
No one has anything to be ashamed of. Sex is just part of the human animal, natural as sunshine and cannabis....
and from what iv seen of your pics kuroi, you have nothing to be ashamed of, he was probly afraid of falling in love
some of us are like that now....Similar threads
