What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?

rowlman

rowlman

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Urca said:
lol whatever. isnt it late there? must be delusions
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lol...nope it's 5:40am baby, and I've been up for 49 hours straight...so ya, delusions are setting in.
I hope you know I'm just play'n though...your younger than my youngest daughter!!....which means you could call me Daddy!...lol
 
Urca

Urca

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of course of course. lol im a bit smarter than the average bear. i kind of got that impression.
but i thought about why someone doing something like that to me wouldnt work, and its because im so disbelieving after years of hearing all the bullshit insulting come ons, I dont believe anyone would say that and be serious, and Id just walk away.
Ive had to do that more than once, and every time my instinct was right.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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...just don't get around guys like me or Dizzle....before you know it, all your morals will be out the door.
 
Urca

Urca

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haha you guys are a bit too old for me, my morals would be fine. now if it were some dude in his 20's, tall, funny, i can see it happening. lol
 
rowlman

rowlman

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Urca said:
haha you guys are a bit too old for me, my morals would be fine. now if it were some dude in his 20's, tall, funny, i can see it happening. lol
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...thats when I was at my worst...in my 20's, makin girls laugh...thats how it starts. Then....no more morals.
The end.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Lol@ the last two pages. Maybe we should have joke a pickup/flirt thread. I guess a guy walks into a bar sort of counts and is eligible for 'jacking.

What will catch my eye from across the room?

A big nugget of ganja.

A reggae singer/rapper I was shooting a music video for came wandering on set about half way through the shoot with some big plastic bag of thai. I was staring hungrily at the weed... I think he thought I was looking at him, because I didn't tell him my name (I don't do admin) and he's added me somehow on facebook X3 I think he just still wants to swap his thai for my skunk or something.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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When I was 22yrs old I got picked up by a 42yr old cougar at the local bar. We were talking all night, totally harmless, then a fight broke out and she asked me if I wanted to vacate the violence with her. She then proceeded to drive me back to the house where she was house sitting and we did the dirty on her friends bed, who was away on her honeymoon. Probably the sluttiest thing I've done. Or awesomest.
 
mugan

mugan

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wow i have had a day dream like that about a certain cougar i kno lolz only its my house ><
 
PetFlora

PetFlora

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I'm thinkin she was gettin back at her man, Twisted sense of logic. Oh, women aren't logical are they?

Urca said:
lol but why? i dont understand the need to have that quantity of dick in your mouth. I would only ever do one at a time, and I wouldnt blow someone I didnt know or have feelings for. Maybe its because im not a slut, but the idea of having ten dicks in my mouth is making me wanna vomit
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cannabineer

cannabineer

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Urca said:
of course of course. lol im a bit smarter than the average bear. i kind of got that impression.
but i thought about why someone doing something like that to me wouldnt work, and its because im so disbelieving after years of hearing all the bullshit insulting come ons, I dont believe anyone would say that and be serious, and Id just walk away.
Ive had to do that more than once, and every time my instinct was right.
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I don't get it ... cn
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Lol@ the last two pages. Maybe we should have joke a pickup/flirt thread. I guess a guy walks into a bar sort of counts and is eligible for 'jacking.

What will catch my eye from across the room?

A big nugget of ganja.

A reggae singer/rapper I was shooting a music video for came wandering on set about half way through the shoot with some big plastic bag of thai. I was staring hungrily at the weed... I think he thought I was looking at him, because I didn't tell him my name (I don't do admin) and he's added me somehow on facebook X3 I think he just still wants to swap his thai for my skunk or something.
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Is that what the young ladies are calling it these days? cn
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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april said:
Im still challengin myself ;) I know i can top the last if i really try :)

Ok when i was about 15 some 30 yr old wanted a piece of me, i thought i was hot shit, no ends up he was just a pedo/perve lmfao, but i did learn a few things ;)
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WARNING!!!!!

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