Bee THC!!! Nowhere else to Place thread!!!??!!

specialkayme

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I find that whole process interesting. People get wild bees in their yard and they call someone to remove them, makes perfect sense. Then the guy charges them to do it .... um, ok. The guy then keeps the bees and uses them .... the same ones he charged you to remove. Kinda a dick move, but whatever. Then he uses the bees, sells their honey, sells their pollen, their propolis, their venom, and if they split, sells the split colony. Money all around, you really can't lose. Unless they are africanized .... then you just kill them.
 

Maccabee

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How can you tell? Do their little bee-faces look like RZA under magnification?



I for one am curious what bumble bees do. Other than scare the fuck out of me when they buzz me unawares.


Finally, I would like to mention how much I hate wasps, especially yellowjackets. Nasty little buggers.
 

fdd2blk

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I find that whole process interesting. People get wild bees in their yard and they call someone to remove them, makes perfect sense. Then the guy charges them to do it .... um, ok. The guy then keeps the bees and uses them .... the same ones he charged you to remove. Kinda a dick move, but whatever. Then he uses the bees, sells their honey, sells their pollen, their propolis, their venom, and if they split, sells the split colony. Money all around, you really can't lose. Unless they are africanized .... then you just kill them.


my thoughts exactly. :mrgreen:

the hive split. they hung out in the yard for a day. then i watched the new hive fly away. i could see them several blocks away, huge swarm. 4 hours later they came back. they stayed for 2 more days just hanging out on a branch next to our fence. i guess they couldn't find a new home. so we finally called someone and they came and got both hives and we then sealed they tree. the hive was pretty big and they were in the tree for at least 10 years. is my tree full o' honey? :blsmoke::peace:
 

fdd2blk

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we also have carpenter bees. i like them. they are really big and fly like they are drunk. they just slam into things at full steam ahead. makes a big load thunk sound. i've seen them fall to the ground after hitting the wall. just flying along then pow. they love chewing thru the trim boards on my back awning.
 

shnkrmn

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Your tree is very likely full of honey. it might be THC laden honey considering. . . . . .yes I read the whole thread. . . . .


my thoughts exactly. :mrgreen:

the hive split. they hung out in the yard for a day. then i watched the new hive fly away. i could see them several blocks away, huge swarm. 4 hours later they came back. they stayed for 2 more days just hanging out on a branch next to our fence. i guess they couldn't find a new home. so we finally called someone and they came and got both hives and we then sealed they tree. the hive was pretty big and they were in the tree for at least 10 years. is my tree full o' honey? :blsmoke::peace:
 

specialkayme

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Yes, your tree probably at one point had honey it in. Since then, ants and other insects probably ate it. If they didn't get to it though, it's still there. Honey was found in the egyptian pyramids and it's still good. Over 2,000 year old honey is still good, now that's preserving at it's best.

You can tell if honey bees have become africanized by their behavior. Nasty little bastards. Every time you try to do something, anything they sting you. When you go into a normal hive, you might get stung, if they are hot maybe a few times. But with africanized bees if you go into the hive 1/4 of the the hive goes after you. they don't like people.

bumble bees are alot like carpenter bees, except for their homes. Carpenter bees are communal, where as bumble bees are solitary. Carpter bees will choose a place to live and then others will live in the same area, more for security purposes. They chew through the wood and make kinda like an 'L' in the wood. Then they collect pollen, ball it up, and lay an egg in the pollen. They do this about five or so times per hole the chew. The parents eventually die (bees don't live long) and their children emerge to complete the process. Bumble bees work in a very similar mannor, just not living in wood. They don't collect nectar, but they have been known to eat it.

When you hear bees thumping, or see them flying into a wall, they are measuring things. not exactly being drunk. They know that if they start off on one side of a room and fly full steam ahead untill their head smacks into the other wall they know how long they flew ... i.e. how big the room is. If it's outdoors they are testing it, to see if the wall is something they should be aware of. They do the same thing to the vail when I go into the hive. They are just bumping their heads to let whatever it is around them that they are there. If the wall happened to move back, they would probably sting it.

Neat little note, only female bees sting. Male bees have no stingers. It's part of their ovaries. In addition to this, carpenter bees have pairs, a male and a female per home. The female will forage, while the male will guard the entrance. So if you see a carpenter bee flying around the enterance of a hole, just hovering there, not going anywhere, it's probably a male. You can pick it up, make a fist around it, shake him all up and he can't do anything to you. Not a thing.

And yes, I hate wasps too. They are carnivorious, bees are herbavors. Totally different. Not nearly as social either.
 

fdd2blk

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Yes, your tree probably at one point had honey it in. Since then, ants and other insects probably ate it. If they didn't get to it though, it's still there. Honey was found in the egyptian pyramids and it's still good. Over 2,000 year old honey is still good, now that's preserving at it's best.

You can tell if honey bees have become africanized by their behavior. Nasty little bastards. Every time you try to do something, anything they sting you. When you go into a normal hive, you might get stung, if they are hot maybe a few times. But with africanized bees if you go into the hive 1/4 of the the hive goes after you. they don't like people.

bumble bees are alot like carpenter bees, except for their homes. Carpenter bees are communal, where as bumble bees are solitary. Carpter bees will choose a place to live and then others will live in the same area, more for security purposes. They chew through the wood and make kinda like an 'L' in the wood. Then they collect pollen, ball it up, and lay an egg in the pollen. They do this about five or so times per hole the chew. The parents eventually die (bees don't live long) and their children emerge to complete the process. Bumble bees work in a very similar mannor, just not living in wood. They don't collect nectar, but they have been known to eat it.

When you hear bees thumping, or see them flying into a wall, they are measuring things. not exactly being drunk. They know that if they start off on one side of a room and fly full steam ahead untill their head smacks into the other wall they know how long they flew ... i.e. how big the room is. If it's outdoors they are testing it, to see if the wall is something they should be aware of. They do the same thing to the vail when I go into the hive. They are just bumping their heads to let whatever it is around them that they are there. If the wall happened to move back, they would probably sting it.

Neat little note, only female bees sting. Male bees have no stingers. It's part of their ovaries. In addition to this, carpenter bees have pairs, a male and a female per home. The female will forage, while the male will guard the entrance. So if you see a carpenter bee flying around the enterance of a hole, just hovering there, not going anywhere, it's probably a male. You can pick it up, make a fist around it, shake him all up and he can't do anything to you. Not a thing.

And yes, I hate wasps too. They are carnivorious, bees are herbavors. Totally different. Not nearly as social either.



don't carpenter bees have HUGE mandibles? we had a dead one, well we thought it was dead. my son was about 6 or 7. we said "pick it up, it won't hurt you". he bled. it bit him. it was dying, maybe that's why. i had no idea.:-?
 

specialkayme

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it bit him? I've never heard of that before. I've heard of bees biting, but not being able to break skin, let alone pinch it. I've never been bit by bees. Idon't really work with carpenter bees too often, so I'm not super sure about it, but I've just never heard of it before. Sorry to hear about your son's pain.
 

fdd2blk

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it bit him? I've never heard of that before. I've heard of bees biting, but not being able to break skin, let alone pinch it. I've never been bit by bees. Idon't really work with carpenter bees too often, so I'm not super sure about it, but I've just never heard of it before. Sorry to hear about your son's pain.

it was doing it's slow dieing death thing. i think when he picked it up in his soft little hands it caught a piece of skin and just clamped down. i think it was just a death bite. :twisted:
 

specialkayme

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even still, never heard of it. Humans get superhuman strength in times of death, maybe it was one of those situations. Even still, shity situation.
 

Budzonly

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No try a centipede Nasty lil Bastards and yes they do attack at least the big red ones in Hawaii I have seen some 6" long! Knock wood never been bit!!!
 

bicycle racer

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i got bit on the back of the head by a small spider monkey in cancun the day after waking up from dropping acid after i fed him pottato chips what a dick. they are strong for there size. also a bee stung me on the eyelid once i did deserve that though led attack on there hive as a kid.:cry:
 

Hemperor

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O$ama'z NEW THC iz making 'da BEE'z get lo$t ??? I thought it waz 'da cell-phoney'z

Jack Herer - Popular Mechanics fight'z cancer ??? Google masterbation helps prevent cancer. $pit tho$e proce$$ed-food chemical'z out any way you can .... Private Pri$on Profit ??? Google Cocaine Import Agency

Lightning On Demand Homepage iz wire-le$$ flore$cent "power".1898 remote-control $ubmer$able boat by Nikola Tesla. Marconni WHO ??? Edi$on WHO ??? Henry Ford'z car he GREW from 'da DIRT ??? Hemp Car Hemp 4 Fuel - Clean Energy Solutions
 

specialkayme

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O$ama'z NEW THC iz making 'da BEE'z get lo$t ??? I thought it waz 'da cell-phoney'z

Jack Herer - Popular Mechanics fight'z cancer ??? Google masterbation helps prevent cancer. $pit tho$e proce$$ed-food chemical'z out any way you can .... Private Pri$on Profit ??? Google Cocaine Import Agency

Lightning On Demand Homepage iz wire-le$$ flore$cent "power".1898 remote-control $ubmer$able boat by Nikola Tesla. Marconni WHO ??? Edi$on WHO ??? Henry Ford'z car he GREW from 'da DIRT ??? Hemp Car Hemp 4 Fuel - Clean Energy Solutions
Wow, that might have been the first time I've ever thought I was on acid just from reading someone's post.
 

marijuanajoe1982

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Yeah, so it's technically not vomit. However honey is basically plant nectar that has been re-worked in this "crop" and secreted out later as honey, so it is very much like vomit, lol.

Also, this guy is correct, Marijuana is a plant that relies on males & females growing close enough that the wind will carry the pollen from male sacks onto the female buds. They do not rely on insects for pollination, as a matter of fact, many insects get stuck on the resin glands of adult females. Part of the reason marijuana even has THC may be to help protect the seeds from insects. There is much speculation that it may ALSO act as a form of light amplification, or even UVB protection.
 
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