If you were my landlord what would u think?

troutie

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oh well no worries then.... its a win win situation ..... just stand there pointing at your GF ...and deny everything ...LOL
 

dopeyG

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lol, nah, i'll take the blame. Like i said, our laws arent to harsh here. I'm no worried about cops just about the lanlord
 

dannyboy602

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just tell your landlord it's not yours. that some guy broke into your apartment and started a guerilla grow.
 

dopeyG

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lol. "I havn't been in that bedroom in 6 months! I swear!" I'll tell him we sublet that bedroom
 

themanwiththeplan

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lol, nah, i'll take the blame. Like i said, our laws arent to harsh here. I'm no worried about cops just about the lanlord
well he can simply throw you out. its pretty much as simple as that in addition the cops getting involved of course. if you were mmj legal you'd have a chance to stay but if its not legal theres no way its gonna blow over well.
 

afrawfraw

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You mentioned you wanted out of the lease? Tear down the sides and show him your show! Then explain your plans for the front room for flowering. You'll be in a new crib in no time! =P
 

afrawfraw

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On a more serious note, ditch the MJ plants for tomato clones. If he asks about it, show him the tomatoes. Return to MJ after the inspection. Buy a tomato plant every spring and offer him a "clone" for the summer =)
 

Clonex

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This worked for me ,
buy some chilli's or peppers or whatever,
put them in,
Hide the Plants elsewhere(use your imagination),
any comments you say you have alagies and can only eat organic,
My previous landlord actually copied me and never questioned it and he was none the wiser,

I would however love to see that tent wrapped in Disney cars paper or summit
would be funny as fook!
 

cannabutt

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Tidy up. Throw some dust sheets around the place and make it look like you're "maintaining" decorating etc

have some wet paint brushes on hand to complete the look

bake some bread, or burn some toast before they come

:leaf:
 

themanwiththeplan

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On a more serious note, ditch the MJ plants for tomato clones. If he asks about it, show him the tomatoes. Return to MJ after the inspection. Buy a tomato plant every spring and offer him a "clone" for the summer =)
This worked for me ,
buy some chilli's or peppers or whatever,
put them in,
Hide the Plants elsewhere(use your imagination),
any comments you say you have alagies and can only eat organic,
My previous landlord actually copied me and never questioned it and he was none the wiser,

I would however love to see that tent wrapped in Disney cars paper or summit
would be funny as fook!
these two posters provided a fantastic idea. as long as your setup is safe (ie. no water next to electrical cords, etc) just put other plants in there in place of the mj. then you don't have to hide it and he wont think you're growing mj. just be sure to move ur plants somewhere for the time being and hope he/she doesnt take too much of an interest to you growing peppers/tomatoes by asking to see them all the time. which most likely wouldn't happen.
 

Clonex

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Tidy up. Throw some dust sheets around the place and make it look like you're "maintaining" decorating etc

have some wet paint brushes on hand to complete the look

bake some bread, or burn some toast before they come

:leaf:
Loving the burnt toast idea for hiding the smell at home when expecting visitors , smell from my joints lol plants are at work :)
 

dopeyG

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these two posters provided a fantastic idea. as long as your setup is safe (ie. no water next to electrical cords, etc) just put other plants in there in place of the mj. then you don't have to hide it and he wont think you're growing mj. just be sure to move ur plants somewhere for the time being and hope he/she doesnt take too much of an interest to you growing peppers/tomatoes by asking to see them all the time. which most likely wouldn't happen.
I have thought of doing this. My gf thinks that they will have a problem with us growing anything at all. My worry is that the lanlord is gonna not be so stupid and know exactly what i am doing....Maybe?
 

Clonex

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I have thought of doing this. My gf thinks that they will have a problem with us growing anything at all. My worry is that the lanlord is gonna not be so stupid and know exactly what i am doing....Maybe?
It's kinda like , if you were growing MJ would you waste space with organic veg ? If there is nothing around to suggest drug use and just clean living(tidy up you slob) then your landlord will not even think about mj , unless a user/grower himself , just be sensible about it, it depends on you also , are you a flapper ? good under pressure ? if you disguis it as something else and leave plants in there will you crack under pressure ? Thing is , if you move the plants elsewhere , it has just dawned on me that its a tent , fold it up and put it under the bed ?

I live in a new house , 12mnths old and i had a builders report inspection , i took my loft grow down in under a day , 10 mins after they left i was back up there building it better,bigga,stronga,wiser , it actually worked to my benefit , all my plants were in every wardrobe in the house, i had auto spraying air freshners in every room , it can be done, focus young skywalker .....

This amazing advice was my 1000th post , Big up haha
 

dopeyG

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It's kinda like , if you were growing MJ would you waste space with organic veg ? If there is nothing around to suggest drug use and just clean living(tidy up you slob) then your landlord will not even think about mj , unless a user/grower himself , just be sensible about it, it depends on you also , are you a flapper ? good under pressure ? if you disguis it as something else and leave plants in there will you crack under pressure ? Thing is , if you move the plants elsewhere , it has just dawned on me that its a tent , fold it up and put it under the bed ?

I live in a new house , 12mnths old and i had a builders report inspection , i took my loft grow down in under a day , 10 mins after they left i was back up there building it better,bigga,stronga,wiser , it actually worked to my benefit , all my plants were in every wardrobe in the house, i had auto spraying air freshners in every room , it can be done, focus young skywalker .....

This amazing advice was my 1000th post , Big up haha
Lol, im starting to think leaving the plants in there might be a bad idea but leaving it up with plants inside is probably gonna be the best. It is a diy tent to yes i could take it apart and put it under the bed but its not like snap apart. Its put together with wood and screws. Thats the easy part. Its putting it back together that sucks. And moving the plants to a different location. I mean they arent that hard to move but it stresses the plant alot right? especially when his growing conditions are not the exact same as mine. I would put them in closets and such but i only have 2 bedrooms and like i wouldnt want to put them in there unless they were behind clothes. Lol what if he opens the closet right? That and they are 4 weeks into bloom right now. Hes not supposed to come for another 2-3 weeks. I'm actually starting to think when we get 24 hr notice i chop. done take it all down
 

Clonex

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Are you going to be there when they are ? yes should be your reply ?
Nobody has any right to open closets etc , except feds with a warrant,
Yes it's hard to put back together,
but your breaking the law,
you may have to sweat a little to cover it up , sorry about that lol,
like i said my plants were in my wardrobes in total dark, made no difference at all my friend,
Its an obvious odd shape to be furniture,
i worry for you
think it through.
 

scroglodyte

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hide any light coming from it, and pile some boxes in front of it. maybe some on top, too. his eye will be drawn to them.
 

Warlock1369

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lol me and my gf live together. In fact the least is in her name lol.
That's fucked up. She don't smoke and your going to let her take the heat. If you Where a man you would hold up for your own. Get that shit out of the house and don't be a pussy. Man up. We take a risk every day for what we think is right. But she isn't on the same page so now you can fuck up her life. Fuck your plants think of her. Or come here and I'll smake the shit out of you and show you what disrespect feels like. Not your place you have no right taking the risk. Be a man and protect your lady get that shit out.
 

legallyflying

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Here is something the others haven't thought of. Take the plants out of the tent and just hold them in your arms. Then when he comes into the room, you just say excuse me and run to the next room. you just keep doing that until he is gone.
 
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