Weed and home improvement

[neosapien]

This past week I've been getting real high and painting all the trim in my house. Usually I hate painting because its so tedious but now that I'm doing it all blazed the task of painting has actually been relaxing and therapeutic. Usually I'll get real high and clean stuff too. I like getting real baked and cleaning my workshop. Anybody else like to do basic diy stuff all stoned up? I find it helps with the monotony.

 

[bigbillyrocka]

yeah i do too. although if i smoke too much i just sit on my ass and listen to music, getting nothing done and by the time the wife comes home im up the creek.

 

[neosapien]

yeah i do too. although if i smoke too much i just sit on my ass and listen to music, getting nothing done and by the time the wife comes home im up the creek.

Haha right on, like me right now!!!

 

[bigbillyrocka]

Ahh, lucky bastard! ive been sick with what seems to be early stages of pneumonia. no getting high.
Know what really sucks? i love getting high and "talking" to my little ladies telling em theyre going to be delicious one day.

LOL, my buddy told me one time not to tell them that, but if they know their purpose in life is to serve me better, the better theyll be right?

 

[guy incognito]

Ahh, lucky bastard! ive been sick with what seems to be early stages of pneumonia. no getting high.
Know what really sucks? i love getting high and "talking" to my little ladies telling em theyre going to be delicious one day.

LOL, my buddy told me one time not to tell them that, but if they know their purpose in life is to serve me better, the better theyll be right?

How would you like to be aware that you were going to be brutally murdered, hacked up, ground up, and eventually incinerated? If anyone plans to do this to me, please just let me enjoy my life. Provide me with everything I need and let me be comfortable instead of living in terror knowing about my impending demise.

 

[bigbillyrocka]

How would you like to be aware that you were going to be brutally murdered, hacked up, ground up, and eventually incinerated? If anyone plans to do this to me, please just let me enjoy my life. Provide me with everything I need and let me be comfortable instead of living in terror knowing about my impending demise.

i guess im a little morbid. Would you want to be lied to throughout your whole life and then when time comes cut up, hung out to dry then lit ablaze? Id rather know that, that is my lifes plan. besides, i only tell em once in a while. i do tell em every day how pretty they are.

 

[neosapien]

Ahh, lucky bastard! ive been sick with what seems to be early stages of pneumonia. no getting high.
Know what really sucks? i love getting high and "talking" to my little ladies telling em theyre going to be delicious one day.

LOL, my buddy told me one time not to tell them that, but if they know their purpose in life is to serve me better, the better theyll be right?

I always tell them how beautiful they are and that everythings gonna be alright and to trust me.

 

[guy incognito]

All I can think of now is some sadistic fuck taking pleasure in torturing his plants. Blowing smoke at them. Burning them with his joint. Getting razors and pliers out to "manicure". All while wearing very bright red lipstick.

 

[bigbillyrocka]

All I can think of now is some sadistic fuck taking pleasure in torturing his plants. Blowing smoke at them. Burning them with his joint. Getting razors and pliers out to "manicure". All while wearing very bright red lipstick.

Now youre going a little far with it dont you think?
My girls stay healthy and are healthy. when they show a problem, i fix it as fast as i can.
id never "burn" them with my joints.
a clean sharp razor IS best to safely and cleanly cut and branches and leaves as well as to make cutting AKA: clones.

sorry to ruin your fantasies about me wearing lipstick, but i do not..kiss-ass

 

[HighLowGrow]

I don't even get on my riding mower until I'm nice and baked, ipod is charged, and a fresh brew. I just got one of those riding mowers without a steering wheel. It drives like a tank. Talk about fun. Sometimes I mow every 2-3 days. So what if the lawn is growing.

 

[neosapien]

All I can think of now is some sadistic fuck taking pleasure in torturing his plants. Blowing smoke at them. Burning them with his joint. Getting razors and pliers out to "manicure". All while wearing very bright red lipstick.

Haha, Blowing smoke at them "Damn you taste good you little dirty girl!"

 

[bigbillyrocka]

Haha, Blowing smoke at them "Damn you taste good you little dirty girl!"

oops i forgot to mention that i dont do that either. ...

 

[neosapien]

I don't even get on my riding mower until I'm nice and baked, ipod is charged, and a fresh brew. I just got one of those riding mowers without a steering wheel. It drives like a tank. Talk about fun. Sometimes I mow every 2-3 days. So what if the lawn is growing.

Thats sweet, my lawn is graded all kinds of fucked up so I think I'd kill myself on a riding mower. Or atleast severly maim. So its the old self-propelled push mower for me. I work so much I only cut my grass every 2 weeks anyway.

 

[bigbillyrocka]

i cut mine (when no snow lol) every sunday. thats "going to church" for me. im not religious so lawn work is my escape believe it or not.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

I do all my gardening stoned

 

[medicalmaryjane]

sounds like fun. i cleaned off my balconies, swept and pruned all my plants yesterday while high. it was nice. it i were not stoned, it would have been a downer.

 

[dirtsurfr]

I can cut mine with a push gas mower in 10 mins and that counts for raking too.

 

[bigbillyrocka]

i spend about 6 hours every sunday doing mine not high

 

[guy incognito]

Haha, Blowing smoke at them "Damn you taste good you little dirty girl!"

And acting like rodney dangerfield

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