Finshaggy
Well-Known Member
These are the things my mom has tried to drill into my head, but it's really just tiring...
1)Once you have a job, you can start slapping people in the face, talking behind their backs, and rampage wherever you want.
And (Part 2 to rule 1) as long as you are yelling at someone (anyone) periodically to get a job, even if you don't have a job. You get the above listed privileges, even without a job.
2)Fucking people might make you rich. This wasn't really something she tried to "teach" us, but by letting us in on her secrets as children, and testing her theory, we pretty much noticed...
But apparently moving from man to man, and gaining business relationships with NONE of them is "Trying to help".
3)As long as everyone is confused about what you were arguing about, by then end of the argument. Then you win.
You don't have to know anything. As long as you have SOMETHING mean to say. It doesn't even have to mean anything, as long as you say it over and over, the argument is over...Right?
4)"Family" just means, "People to talk shit about"
Family has no deeper meaning than to be close enough to scratch the face off of.
5)As long as there is money around (You) at the moment,your children will be ok without parental love.
6)Your parents problems, and desires are more important than your childhood.
7)As long as some of your children make it to 18, you did good.
There's plenty more...
And these aren't really things I learned...Just things I had to live through/noticed....
1)Once you have a job, you can start slapping people in the face, talking behind their backs, and rampage wherever you want.
And (Part 2 to rule 1) as long as you are yelling at someone (anyone) periodically to get a job, even if you don't have a job. You get the above listed privileges, even without a job.
2)Fucking people might make you rich. This wasn't really something she tried to "teach" us, but by letting us in on her secrets as children, and testing her theory, we pretty much noticed...
But apparently moving from man to man, and gaining business relationships with NONE of them is "Trying to help".
3)As long as everyone is confused about what you were arguing about, by then end of the argument. Then you win.
You don't have to know anything. As long as you have SOMETHING mean to say. It doesn't even have to mean anything, as long as you say it over and over, the argument is over...Right?
4)"Family" just means, "People to talk shit about"
Family has no deeper meaning than to be close enough to scratch the face off of.
5)As long as there is money around (You) at the moment,your children will be ok without parental love.
6)Your parents problems, and desires are more important than your childhood.
7)As long as some of your children make it to 18, you did good.
There's plenty more...
And these aren't really things I learned...Just things I had to live through/noticed....
