The Seed Collectors Thread

[jkahndb0]

he got caught with a dick version?

Yah the guy (who in my opinoin liked his job a lil to much) was like thats obviously a fake dick, and called him out on it....LoL
most ppl just look over you shoulder, or stand a few feet back and txt or sum shit, the rare ones get up in your shit real hard....
So if your being observed its better safe than sorry and just drink a bunch of water the first time and see what their policy is... Youll come up clean, but they might make you re-test cause of a low creatinine level from all the water....(takin a creatine supplement might prevent that)
Then next time use the whizzinator if you know they dont look at your junk...
If unobserved just walk up in there wit the synthetic piss in ur pocket with heat pack and just pour it straight in the container...LoL
I have to drink like 1.5 gallons of water 1 hour prior to peeing, always pee once before giving the sample to get out the dirty and in with the clean...
CVS sells drug tests for $15-$20 if you wanna run some tests before you go....
(vitamin b-12 makes your piss a neon yellow color if you dont want it to be clear, but i never use that shit)

*ive done some crazy shit in my day to pass those tests...LoL
I even failed one and bullshitted my way outta the dirty...haha

 

[gudkarma]

^ i cant rep+ you

great information. & hobbit status elevated to lord of research hobbits.

and that fruit pectin? you eat it from the package? what is it called? do you do that?

 

[racerboy71]

what does how many beans i have have to do with anything about me trying to pass a ua on my own?
and don't act like i don't already have a whizzinator, course i do, had it for a few years now... just sometimes it's nice knowing that i can stop smoking for a month if i want to and be able to pass it and not have to worry about using the whizzinator for a change of pace...

or, i could be like a few people who post in here and simply smoke once or twice a year, or not at all, and just be in it for the money, but that's not really my style..

 

[jkahndb0]

what does how many beans i have have to do with anything about me trying to pass a ua on my own?
and don't act like i don't already have a whizzinator, course i do, had it for a few years now... just sometimes it's nice knowing that i can stop smoking for a month if i want to and be able to pass it and not have to worry about using the whizzinator for a change of pace...

or, i could be like a few people who post in here and simply smoke once or twice a year, or not at all, and just be in it for the money, but that's not really my style..

Hey RB remember if you smoke hard it might take longer than a month to leave ur system so dont count on it..
Like ok i gotta stop on monday cuz my test is in 30 days...
depending on metabolism, and fat content it could take up to 60-81 days....

 

[hellraizer30]

or, i could be like a few people who post in here and simply smoke once or twice a year, or not at all, and just be in it for the money, but that's not really my style.. [/QUOTE]

People do that no!! Lol jk RB

 

[JCashman]

i say, speak well wishes for yourself.
& lapses in service are common with 1) poor planning & 2) controlling frauds.
would be smart to combine the two site together... members, ideas, everything.
anyway mr shapeshifter has no problem faking it till he makes it. why worry now? no faith? no fat gear around?
and you'll all be back buying from the 'tude real soon.
unravelling in short order.
makes me smile. canna-in-biz one day. canna-ouuta-biz soon after.
just hope you dont have $ in his pocket & beans on the way.
maybe pj the (give)head growmaster will step up & help out?
maybe raskal?
bet not.

you sound angry buddy. but at who? i wasnt sure if u were referring to CZ, Cannanetics(or however its spelled), Attitude, MrC, some random RIU poster, etc. just wondering who i should avoid i guess

luv lUV LUV to get my hand on some grape stmpr x grpe stmpr og.

you and me both brother

 

[Kottonmouth king15]

Ima jump in and say my work as of this new yr,is using mouth swabs.water,fake piss,you name it won help !! Just throwin it out there.lol

 

[jkahndb0]

Ima jump in and say my work as of this new yr,is using mouth swabs.water,fake piss,you name it won help !! Just throwin it out there.lol

Wont help wut?
I cant vouch for the fake piss as i have not used it...
But water works, it dilutes the metabolized toxins to a level undetectable to the test...
Thats why i said buy a test for $15- bux and get comfortable with the method, and how much to drink...
Even test the fake piss... Its always best to feel comfortable while doing these sorts of things...

And what did you mean by mouth swab?
Is there a magical mouth swab to pass a urine test...
Or are you talkin about mouth swab drug tests, cuz i pass those too..

 

[JCashman]

thanks skunk, i'm around, just been stewing in my own shit lately i guess.. need to start smoking again to break me out of this funk.. took me ua yesterday, not even sure if i'm going to pass it or not for all of my aggravation, but w/e, it's just another thing to add to my shit list of things bringing me down as of late...

Keep your head up buddy. remember, we can't truly appreciate the good times until we've experienced some truly bad times

its called whizzinator. bro peeps like us must have one if any type of "ua" is possible.
they work. get it the complete kit but use it with water to "practice".
100% i'm scoring one soon as im looking for work.
and and and, no offense, if you come here complaining about not passing a ua when there is definitely a viable solution YET you buy $1000s in beans... you should be slapped.
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/lifestyle-products/the-whizzinator-in-white
obviously they're color coded only the di*k version not the bag & tube type.

just a heads up, in my city (and i'd imagine other large 1mil+ population cities), people are very much well aware of the whizzinator, and two guys i know that work for the gas company were recently caught using them. luckily they are all union, so all that will happen is 5 years of probation (for work, not like court ordered ) and they have to enter into the company's Drug and Alcohol Abuse Program.

so just be smart about it. if its a test with a guy behind you or over your shoulder, you will be fine. if its a test with a guy literally standing next to you and looking at your cock, then he's going to know its a fake one.

i know some people dont even follow you into the bathroom, they just tell you not to flush the toilet or to run the sink until after u bring out the sample, and obviously the whizzinator would work fine in that situation as well.

he got caught with a dick version?

yes sir, they both got caught with the fake dick version

 

[jkahndb0]

Gud...
Since i chopped errything down.. all i gotts to show you since u keep postin shots is whats veggin...
Alien Fire Left (5), Bandana Right (5)...

Its a lil crampd..LoL

 

[JCashman]

Or are you talkin about mouth swab drug tests, cuz i pass those too..

please share, because i can not

 

[Kottonmouth king15]

Mouth swab drug test. I dont see how u pass those.but who am I to argue.lol

 

[jkahndb0]

please share, because i can not

I wasnt smoking weed at the time so take note*****
Opiates..
It might work with tree also, cuz i tested it out with my suboxone...(which is supposed to show up in this test)
The mouth swabs only test for drugs within the last 24hours...LoL
But ive only tested this out with chemical drugs so i would give the Ganja atleast a 4 days... If you can do a week do it...
(the following test were with suboxone/buprenorphine) But i did 24hours on the dot and i came up clean, i even did 20 hours and came up clean, it was only when i did 15 and below that it showed up...LoL
Suboxone is suppose to stay in your system for 3-4 days for urine tox, just like opiates...
Stupid swabs...
(my friend said he stops smoking 2 days before and takes the drug swab for work and is fine sometimes even sooner like a day before cause he didnt have notice... but thats not my first hand knowledge so i cant say its 100% truth....)
This Website has a saliva drug test for $12- thats with Shipping you can buy... So why dont you just cop one.. Not smoke for a week and take the test...
Trial and error=Knowledge is power....

***** that test says the following---
this test tells you if marijuana has been used as soon as an hour after use and for up to 12 hrs after use..
Ill try to find the longest period one if i can.. but i doubt it....

*mmm orangey....

 

[JCashman]

I wasnt smoking weed at the time so take note*****

noted

It might work with tree also, cuz i tested it out with my suboxone...(which is supposed to show up in this test)
The mouth swabs only test for drugs within the last 24hours...LoL
But ive only tested this out with chemical drugs so i would give the Ganja atleast a 4 days... If you can do a week do it...
(the following test were with suboxone/buprenorphine) But i did 24hours on the dot and i came up clean, i even did 20 hours and came up clean, it was only when i did 15 and below that it showed up...LoL
Suboxone is suppose to stay in your system for 3-4 days for urine tox, just like opiates...
Stupid swabs...
(my friend said he stops smoking 2 days before and takes the drug swab for work and is fine sometimes even sooner like a day before cause he didnt have notice... but thats not my first hand knowledge so i cant say its 100% truth....)
This Website has a saliva drug test for $12- thats with Shipping you can buy... So why dont you just cop one.. Not smoke for a week and take the test...
Trial and error=Knowledge is power....

its been well over a decade since i went a full week without smoking. maybe not. maybe it's only been 8yrs. i can't recall at this moment

but my point is, i dont wanna give up smoking for a week... so.. i'm gonna start looking for human guinea pigs lol

just kidding.

maybe not though

 

[racerboy71]

he got caught with a dick version?

Yah the guy (who in my opinoin liked his job a lil to much) was like thats obviously a fake dick, and called him out on it....LoL
most ppl just look over you shoulder, or stand a few feet back and txt or sum shit, the rare ones get up in your shit real hard....
So if your being observed its better safe than sorry and just drink a bunch of water the first time and see what their policy is... Youll come up clean, but they might make you re-test cause of a low creatinine level from all the water....(takin a creatine supplement might prevent that)
Then next time use the whizzinator if you know they dont look at your junk...
If unobserved just walk up in there wit the synthetic piss in ur pocket with heat pack and just pour it straight in the container...LoL
I have to drink like 1.5 gallons of water 1 hour prior to peeing, always pee once before giving the sample to get out the dirty and in with the clean...
CVS sells drug tests for $15-$20 if you wanna run some tests before you go....
(vitamin b-12 makes your piss a neon yellow color if you dont want it to be clear, but i never use that shit)

*ive done some crazy shit in my day to pass those tests...LoL
I even failed one and bullshitted my way outta the dirty...haha

lol, i have monitored ua's all of the time, and i've used the whizzinator like 10x's or so now with no problems..

i do remember the first time i pulled out that big fake cock to piss with, and i have to see i was rather nervous for sure... gud had really good tips about making sure that you practice using it a few times before you have to whip it out in front of the monitor for the first time.. i did that and it surely helped my confidence, and let me get a feel for it, pun intended of course, lol...
i've been getting ua's now for some shit for 10 years now, and only once a year did i ever have to worry about thc for them, in may they give me an annual physical and do a whole piss work up, ,not just the standard ua that they give every other time of the year.. no biggy really.
now i went in on dec 6 and they had a sign up saying that they're now going to be testing for thc, and i was super pissed about it of course.. i just figured i wanted to see if i could do at least one on my own, as hard as that sucked and all, specially for this time of year where i like to be baked for family parties and what not to be able to get along with my loving family..
i just dug up the whizzinator yesterday and will be dusting it off and ordering some more boxes of quick fix for the rest of the year.. i got this new whizzinator and the last time i used it, i only had one box of the 3 oz size in it, and i guess it wasn't enough pressure in the thing as when i turned the valve to release the stream, fucking piss trickled out and wasn't going to be near enough to fill the sample cup.. fuck that sucked, lol.. i'll just make sure that i put more than one box in at a time and try it out before i gotta go the next time..
the thing that sucks is that i only know that i get the ua's like 1x / month or so, just never sure on what date, so it seems like i'm going to have to wear the whizzinator probably like 3 weeks out of the month now just to be on the safe side, lol.. oh well, things could be worse, someone could have hacked my debit card the week before xmas... oh yah, that's already happened as well..

 

[Kottonmouth king15]

Gotcha.makes sense.ive heard no smoke for a week,u can pass swab test.we only get tested here if we get hurt.knock on wood.lol

 

[NoSwag]

Mouth swab drug test. I dont see how u pass those.but who am I to argue.lol

Strong User name to comment ratio.

Dry mouth=no saliva

 

[JCashman]

oh well, things could be worse, someone could have hacked my debit card the week before xmas... oh yah, that's already happened as well..

that sucks buddy, really truly sucks. im just curious, was this a debit card that u use for seed orders? and if so, do u think making those orders is what led to the debit card getting hacked?

normally i try to use a prepay, but sometimes i see something available and just freak out with my "I MUST HAVE IT" attitude and then go ahead and use my CC.

really hope shit starts lookin up for you buddy, just keep on keeping on

 

[jkahndb0]

LoL... I got a ICP jersey signed by the whole KMK team.. even the tax man,, Haha
Ive burnd wit them too.. Haha

On another note...
Ive done some stupid shit while being monitored..
I filled a plastic newspaper bag with somebody's elses piss added hot water from the poland spring machine.. then put it up my sleeve..
When i tried to rip a lil hole in it i got piss all over myself.. He didnt notice, i filled the cup too... (only had 10 min. notice..)
* remember if i get caught i go to jail, not to HR....LoL

I failed one, but just so happened to know the exact antibiotic that gives a false positive for oxycontin... and the nurse was like no way i dont believe you those r the only ones i can take cuz im allergic.. Im smarter than you... She got her big book of pills looked it up.. And i was walkin home instead of walkin to jail...

Ive got more stories but this isnt the ___ takes a Urine Test thread....

 

[hellraizer30]

Sorry about the bad times racer, hope thing get better for yah!