Redneck and a Hooker
A redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
Twenty dollars, she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes.
They're in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. Its a police officer.
What's going on here, people?, asks the officer.
I'm making love to my wife!, Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
Oh, I'm sorry, says the cop, I didn't know.
Bubba says, "Well, neither did I, til ya shined that light in her face.