bkbbudz
New Member
"Hi! Welcome to RIU! I would like to suggest reading, studying, planning, and acting before you begin"
"Look at the first page of the Growing marijuana forum, you see those first several threads? Those are stickies, great info start there"
"Oh, you want to know how to start actually doing it hands on?"
"Ok, first you want to germinate your seeds...Huh? What is germination?...Well...you take your seeds and place them in moistened paper towels"
"What's that? No I have no idea which of your bag seeds are females"
"Ok, now that you see the tap root, pour some soil into your container"
"Oh you have no soil? You have 15 ingredients too make your own soiless mix, ok mix it up"
"I do not know how to mix that, I grow in Ocean Forest...no I do not have my plants in the water at the beach, Ocean forest is the soil I use"
"ok, now dig a small hole in your soil about 1/4 to 1/2 inch deep and gently place the seed into the medium"
"No I did not say a medium size hole, the medium is the soiless mix you just made"
"Now moisten the area around the seed"
"No 1/2 a gallon is too much"
"When do you put in the 26 different nutrients you bought? Right now your medium has what they need for a couple of weeks"
"ok, now that we see a seedling sprouting, it is time to add some light"
"Uh, nope I don't think those 2 incandescent bulbs are gonna be of much value in growing. You need at least CFLs...Compact Fluorescent lights"
"No I cannot answer that, no one can tell you what strain your seedlings are from bagseed"
"I know the first leaves do not look like cannabis leaves, those are called cotyledons and assist the newborn plant in getting and using light"
"It's ok, calm down the first set of leaves are not supposed to have 9 fingers"
"Good you got some HID lighting, what did you get?"
"3 1000w MH bulbs is a tad bit of over-kill for 2 seedlings in party cups"
"What kind of ventilation do you have going?"
"You say you have two 6" pc fans in your large cardboard box?"
"ok, do you have a fire extinguisher in the house?"
"Ok, now we have some seedlings standing about 2-3" above the soil"
"They are brown and laying on their side?"
"You were supposed to put drain holes in the bottom of the cups!"
"I did'nt tell you that because some small hopeful part of me thought you knew that!"
"Those plants are dead time to start again"
"What you think I am an asshole for killing your plants?"
"You want me too reimburse you for the money you have spent and time you have wasted listening to my suggestions?"
"Instead of that you want me to come to your house and grow your plants for you?"
"Oh wow, ok let's start again...first I suggest reading, studying, planning, and acting...."
"Look at the first page of the Growing marijuana forum, you see those first several threads? Those are stickies, great info start there"
"Oh, you want to know how to start actually doing it hands on?"
"Ok, first you want to germinate your seeds...Huh? What is germination?...Well...you take your seeds and place them in moistened paper towels"
"What's that? No I have no idea which of your bag seeds are females"
"Ok, now that you see the tap root, pour some soil into your container"
"Oh you have no soil? You have 15 ingredients too make your own soiless mix, ok mix it up"
"I do not know how to mix that, I grow in Ocean Forest...no I do not have my plants in the water at the beach, Ocean forest is the soil I use"
"ok, now dig a small hole in your soil about 1/4 to 1/2 inch deep and gently place the seed into the medium"
"No I did not say a medium size hole, the medium is the soiless mix you just made"
"Now moisten the area around the seed"
"No 1/2 a gallon is too much"
"When do you put in the 26 different nutrients you bought? Right now your medium has what they need for a couple of weeks"
"ok, now that we see a seedling sprouting, it is time to add some light"
"Uh, nope I don't think those 2 incandescent bulbs are gonna be of much value in growing. You need at least CFLs...Compact Fluorescent lights"
"No I cannot answer that, no one can tell you what strain your seedlings are from bagseed"
"I know the first leaves do not look like cannabis leaves, those are called cotyledons and assist the newborn plant in getting and using light"
"It's ok, calm down the first set of leaves are not supposed to have 9 fingers"
"Good you got some HID lighting, what did you get?"
"3 1000w MH bulbs is a tad bit of over-kill for 2 seedlings in party cups"
"What kind of ventilation do you have going?"
"You say you have two 6" pc fans in your large cardboard box?"
"ok, do you have a fire extinguisher in the house?"
"Ok, now we have some seedlings standing about 2-3" above the soil"
"They are brown and laying on their side?"
"You were supposed to put drain holes in the bottom of the cups!"
"I did'nt tell you that because some small hopeful part of me thought you knew that!"
"Those plants are dead time to start again"
"What you think I am an asshole for killing your plants?"
"You want me too reimburse you for the money you have spent and time you have wasted listening to my suggestions?"
"Instead of that you want me to come to your house and grow your plants for you?"
"Oh wow, ok let's start again...first I suggest reading, studying, planning, and acting...."
Oh well, my grow tent and 400W HPS are just about ready to go, just gotta get my carbon filter in and GROW TIME BABY!
