The UK Growers Thread!

mad dog bark

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easy all. got 2 oz off one plant dry and week curing so far. got oz n half on other one and other 2 was smoked before xmas as was shitty crap rejected plants i half killed.
buds great and smell proper so far. alot better then then last round. thick frosty buds, am cabbaged.
all with led and soil and biobizz range. never ph'ed had low heat probs and no air pots or perlight. next round after my dam trip gunna aim for 2 and half -3 oz a plant in a four plant scrog and four diff strains. got everything neeeded now cant wait. only got one lil fem blue chedz and a male for seeeds on go at mo with 6 weeks remaining
 

UKHG

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FUCKING FUCKITY CUNTY PISSING SHITTING BOLLOOCKS ARSE!!

Yet another day in bed, that makes it an entire week, which means i'm now in a pile of debt due to not being entitled to sick or holiday leave. Can't sleep, can't regulate my body temp, can't stay off the shitter, got a headache, my stomach sounds like a freight locomotive, can't stand up for more than a few minutes, can't eat without feeling nauseous. I would goto the doctor but he'd probably just tell me i'm dying and try and prescribe me an expensive and pointless chemical. and now i'm, getting messages from the boss basically saying get better or get lost. I've a feeling it's stress related and texts like that don't help me sleep.

As to my fav strain, exo, nothing else i've ever grown has even been worth smoking while there is exo in the jar. It's nice, but it sure isn't exo. Although i did greatly enjoy my exo x dreamtime cross that robbie grew out :)

hey TTT u want me to throw sum sleepers and GOOD painkillers with ur gift mate?

u know i dread going to bed man its a fukin liberty knowing im gunna wake up get halfway to the crapper then be in fukin agony for the next 30-40 mins till the blood pumps round my foot enuogh to open the veins bak up! wtf AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

on the plus side the moggies the dock gave me are true;lly awspome

not touching them zimmers again ffs fell aslepp halfway thru rogering the missus LMAO i cant even remember starting it let alone faling asleep while in ther..........needless to say next day she wernt impressed im like wtf are u on about lmao
 

tip top toker

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lol. Thanks but no thanks man, i don't even take aspirin or paracetamol let alone any real drugs.

I'm pissed off. bought a printer so i could sort out visa forms etc, and they don't even sell it with a fucking usb cable included. Such a great start to a new year.
 

UKHG

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lol. Thanks but no thanks man, i don't even take aspirin or paracetamol let alone any real drugs.

I'm pissed off. bought a printer so i could sort out visa forms etc, and they don't even sell it with a fucking usb cable included. Such a great start to a new year.
ok then do u want a usb cable thrown in? got plenty and should be going in post today? i mean if ur laid up in bed gotta help u out innit
 

tip top toker

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If you have a spare one i can't say no :) I need one of the ones with the square type connector on one end. Knowing me it's prbably just called a printer cable :D I'm annoyed though, cus i have one of these mini photo printers, so i know there has to be one somewhere, been all over the attic but nooo. i'm gonna find a rally shitty film and have a banana. I watched Chuck and Dale vs evil the other night :D Death by running into a stick, death by falling onto a stick, death by jumping into a wood chipper, death by strimmer to the face, death by fire, death by explosion, death by magnum to the face, death by nails to the head. Rather an entertaining film :D
 

UKHG

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one of them! lmao the that films is funny as fuk my funniest part was when the fat dude says look well just tell the truth! and the skinny yokels face lmao i pissed my self
watched full 1080p of warrior wikid on a 50 inch! awww yeh
 

tip top toker

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Yeah, funny film, i can imagine it being a treat on a pissed up stoned saturday night with ya mates :D Thats the cable i'm looking for, fucking gnome have hidden it i'll bet, trixy little bastards.
 

UKHG

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Yeah, funny film, i can imagine it being a treat on a pissed up stoned saturday night with ya mates :D Thats the cable i'm looking for, fucking gnome have hidden it i'll bet, trixy little bastards.

yeh i always do that shit put her purse in freezer hide 100 qwid but split it up round the house then cant find any of it? sure my minds going!LOL

well hes bringing that bak today now its dried he sed 24 hrs yesterday and brought me a bud yeserday and was a lovely smoke nice earthy and uplofiting! grt love the kali strain
anyways yeh hopefully today il get ures and robbies in the post wont be loads theo only maybe got 4-5 out of the 8 from slworing from clones? but its littlens birthday in 4 weeks thats what the moneys for but never fear yours in here! lol ill bbs legs killing me gotta put it up and watch border patrol
 

tip top toker

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You don't have to wait any time at all. Or you can wait a week, or you can wait 2 months. With cannabis there are 1001 methods, they all work, some have different preferences to others.
 

kevin murphy

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ill ave a update for ya in few days ttt on those seeds mate ive gewrmed all apart from the romulan and all are above soil apart from 1 ...nice work mate
 

tip top toker

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Certainly. Just consider topping as chopping part of your plant off and nothing more. If you've chopped it off, you've lowered your yield, because there is now less plant, so you can flower straight away knowing that you are flowering a smaller plant, or you can let it grow back to the kind of size it was except with more main stems this time.
 

UKHG

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just over 3 oz of 8 plants :(

lol got yours vialed up TTT if i post to u will u send yhalf to robbie?
 

mad dog bark

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If you have a spare one i can't say no :) I need one of the ones with the square type connector on one end. Knowing me it's prbably just called a printer cable :D I'm annoyed though, cus i have one of these mini photo printers, so i know there has to be one somewhere, been all over the attic but nooo. i'm gonna find a rally shitty film and have a banana. I watched Chuck and Dale vs evil the other night :D Death by running into a stick, death by falling onto a stick, death by jumping into a wood chipper, death by strimmer to the face, death by fire, death by explosion, death by magnum to the face, death by nails to the head. Rather an entertaining film :D
watched that the other day the lil blondie in that film is stunning man plus its funny. a good stoner film
 

tip top toker

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I loved the dudes reaction when the kid jumps into the wood chipper :lol:
[video=youtube;GqFG7pHYPnU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqFG7pHYPnU[/video]

I could probably post it to Rob but well, i could probably roll up the lot of it :D, that seems like a big temptation to me :D
 
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